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They are never a good start to anything except seeing your dinner by the end of the night. Last time I had a lot of those I would have rather been dead than wake up the next morning.I just got a bad taste in my mouth thinking about it.
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They are never a good start to anything except seeing your dinner by the end of the night. Last time I had a lot of those I would have rather been dead than wake up the next morning.I just got a bad taste in my mouth thinking about it.
I'm not exaggerating in any manner.We started drinking Sunday night, ended Monday morning and my hangover lasted until Tuesday.
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I'm not exaggerating in any manner.We started drinking Sunday night, ended Monday morning and my hangover lasted until Tuesday.
Vegas baby VegasMy last night was spent drinking until 4am, hopping in a cab to the airport and boarding the plane tired and half drunk. My body hated me.
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It takes an added special skill to get drunk enough to get booted from the IP.Zach, any training tips for the kids at home?
Jagerbombs at Harrahs are a good start.
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Hows the end of everyones day going? Mine is wrapping up nicely.btw they asked me to come in early today. I was thinking I dunno 8ish.. they want me here at 7 in the MORNING!!!!!I didn't realize there was a 7 in the AM

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Hows the end of everyones day going? Mine is wrapping up nicely.btw they asked me to come in early today. I was thinking I dunno 8ish.. they want me here at 7 in the MORNING!!!!!I didn't realize there was a 7 in the AM
This is how my day is going. sickening. :Full Tilt Poker Game #3470672622: Table babayaro - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:26:40 ET - 2007/09/05Seat 1: FristSux ($1,934.45)Seat 2: giorgio54 ($1,459.80)Seat 4: BikStik8585 ($883.60)Seat 5: cudd517 ($618)Seat 6: LOGICBit ($267)LOGICBit has 5 seconds left to actLOGICBit posts the small blind of $3FristSux posts the big blind of $6The button is in seat #5*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [Ac Qs]giorgio54 has 15 seconds left to actgiorgio54 calls $6BikStik8585 raises to $27cudd517 has 15 seconds left to actcudd517 raises to $77LOGICBit foldsFristSux foldsgiorgio54 foldsBikStik8585 has 15 seconds left to actBikStik8585 raises to $883.60, and is all in (OMG HAY LOOK! TRANSPARENT! HES SICK OF ME 3 beting! WHHEEE CALL)cudd517 has 15 seconds left to act cudd517 calls $541, and is all inBikStik8585 shows [6c 7c]cudd517 shows [Ac Qs] Wheee. What a sick call, time to pat myself on the backUncalled bet of $265.60 returned to BikStik8585*** FLOP *** [6h Td 7h]*** TURN *** [6h Td 7h] [6d]*** RIVER *** [6h Td 7h 6d] [Jc]BikStik8585 shows a full house, Sixes full of Sevenscudd517 shows a pair of SixesBikStik8585 wins the pot ($1,248) with a full house, Sixes full of Sevenscudd517: sick push mancudd517 is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $1,251 | Rake $3Board: [6h Td 7h 6d Jc]Seat 1: FristSux (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: giorgio54 folded before the FlopSeat 4: BikStik8585 showed [6c 7c] and won ($1,248) with a full house, Sixes full of SevensSeat 5: cudd517 (button) showed [Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of SixesSeat 6: LOGICBit (small blind) folded before the FlopFull Tilt Poker Game #3470732613: Table babayaro - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:33:39 ET - 2007/09/05Seat 1: FristSux ($1,758.45)Seat 2: giorgio54 ($1,607.05)Seat 4: BikStik8585 ($1,409.60)Seat 5: cudd517 ($585)Seat 6: LOGICBit ($385)cudd517 posts the small blind of $3LOGICBit has 5 seconds left to actLOGICBit posts the big blind of $6The button is in seat #4*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [Tc Ts]FristSux foldsgiorgio54 calls $6BikStik8585 raises to $27cudd517 raises to $80LOGICBit foldsgiorgio54 calls $74BikStik8585 has 15 seconds left to actBikStik8585 folds*** FLOP *** [9s 4s 5s]cudd517 bets $162giorgio54 raises to $324cudd517: sigh (TIME TO PAY OFF THE DONK WHOS RUNNING AT 60+/9)cudd517 raises to $505, and is all ingiorgio54 calls $181cudd517 shows [Tc Ts]giorgio54 shows [4h 4c]*** TURN *** [9s 4s 5s] [Ad]*** RIVER *** [9s 4s 5s Ad] [Kh]cudd517 shows a pair of Tensgiorgio54 shows three of a kind, Foursgiorgio54 wins the pot ($1,200) with three of a kind, Fourscudd517 is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $1,203 | Rake $3Board: [9s 4s 5s Ad Kh]Seat 1: FristSux didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: giorgio54 showed [4h 4c] and won ($1,200) with three of a kind, FoursSeat 4: BikStik8585 (button) folded before the FlopSeat 5: cudd517 (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with a pair of TensSeat 6: LOGICBit (big blind) folded before the FlopFullTiltPoker Game #3470255167: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:37:02 ET - 2007/09/05Seat 1: cudd517 ($1,040)Seat 2: Chippahaulic ($2,167.75)Chippahaulic posts the small blind of $5cudd517 posts the big blind of $10The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [Ts Th]Chippahaulic raises to $30cudd517 has 15 seconds left to actcudd517 raises to $120Chippahaulic calls $90*** FLOP *** [Jc Td 3c]cudd517 bets $190Chippahaulic calls $190*** TURN *** [Jc Td 3c] [Qc]cudd517 bets $730, and is all inChippahaulic calls $730 (OMG HAY LOOK I HAS A PAIR AND A DRAWW!!! ARR IN!)cudd517 shows [Ts Th]Chippahaulic shows [9d 9c]*** RIVER *** [Jc Td 3c Qc] [2c]cudd517 shows three of a kind, TensChippahaulic shows a flush, Queen highChippahaulic wins the pot ($2,079.50) with a flush, Queen highcudd517 is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $2,080 | Rake $0.50Board: [Jc Td 3c Qc 2c]Seat 1: cudd517 (big blind) showed [Ts Th] and lost with three of a kind, TensSeat 2: Chippahaulic (small blind) showed [9d 9c] and won ($2,079.50) with a flush, Queen highFullTiltPoker Game #3470662851: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:25:32 ET - 2007/09/05Seat 1: cudd517 ($1,108.25)Seat 2: Chippahaulic ($4,027.75)cudd517 posts the small blind of $5Chippahaulic posts the big blind of $10The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [Kc Kd]cudd517 raises to $30Chippahaulic calls $20*** FLOP *** [Tc 5h 9s]Chippahaulic checkscudd517 bets $60Chippahaulic calls $60*** TURN *** [Tc 5h 9s] [8d]Chippahaulic checkscudd517 checks*** RIVER *** [Tc 5h 9s 8d] [3c]Chippahaulic bets $180cudd517 calls $180*** SHOW DOWN ***Chippahaulic shows [7h Jh] a straight, Jack highcudd517 mucksChippahaulic wins the pot ($539.50) with a straight, Jack high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $540 | Rake $0.50Board: [Tc 5h 9s 8d 3c]Seat 1: cudd517 (small blind) mucked [Kc Kd] - a pair of KingsSeat 2: Chippahaulic (big blind) showed [7h Jh] and won ($539.50) with a straight, Jack high
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Hows the end of everyones day going? Mine is wrapping up nicely.btw they asked me to come in early today. I was thinking I dunno 8ish.. they want me here at 7 in the MORNING!!!!!I didn't realize there was a 7 in the AM
I left my house with the goal of Post Office, DMV and to get my vehicle's registration taken care of (since it expired the night Zach got kicked out of the IP). Here's what I accomplished:DMV is located at 1067 62nd Ave. Well, there's a 1051 and then a 1101. Hmmm. Check the old internet on the Treo. 1067 62nd Ave S., not 1067 62nd Ave N. Not enough time to get there and I need to go there before I go deal with my plate, so scratch off two goals.The Post Office line was too long to get my certified letter. I did drop off a mortgage payment, though. That didn't go as badly as it could've. But wait...!I dropped my phone in the mailbox with the letter I sent out.I did manage to pick up bananas, though. So, to recap:GOALS:DMV, REGISTRATION, CERTIFIED LETTERRESULTS:BANANAS, LOST PHONEDON'T BE RESULTS-ORIENTED, PEOPLE!EDIT: I shouldn't post this in response to the original question since it's not quite the end of my day seeing as how I woke up at 2PM.
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Hows the end of everyones day going? Mine is wrapping up nicely.btw they asked me to come in early today. I was thinking I dunno 8ish.. they want me here at 7 in the MORNING!!!!!I didn't realize there was a 7 in the AM
Well, I went to bed this morning around 5 am, and woke up around 1:30. I had a class at 2 and the drive is half a hour to the school. So instead of bolting out the door, I took a long shower and ate some leggo my eggos. Walked out the door at 2:01. Showed up excruiating late for a Religion/Science debate in my philosophy class and my professor singled me out for being late and asked my opinion. I succeeded in making half the room want to crucify me. And I'm fairly certain the only reason the other half didn't was because they were asleep or listening to ipods.I did meet a hot girl that was sitting next to me in another class though - which was the only thing today I did today that was +EV. I came home and took a nap and now I'm headed back to the school to have a 3 hour Geology Lab. GO ROCKS!
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Yeah, but if I only wanna play for an hour or so, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to spend half an hour in the car round trip to go play an hour, now does it?
Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I have to drive 2.5 hours to get to a casino. 5 hours round trip.Well, if there's a bright center to the poker universe, I'm in the city that it's farthest from. Yep, Indianapolis is the Tatooine of gambling.
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Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time. Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?The slow guy rides on the fast guy's back and yells, "Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!"?They throw the flashlight back?****. I'm not smart enough to work at google.

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Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time. Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?The slow guy rides on the fast guy's back and yells, "Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!"?They throw the flashlight back?****. I'm not smart enough to work at google.
EDIT: I'm pretty sure this is right, so I'm going to spoiler it. Also, they'd run out of their 17 minutes of battery life just trying to figure this out.SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILEROkay, let me try:1 min guy and 2 min guy go across: TWO MINUTES2 min guy goes back: TWO MINUTES5 and 10 min guy go across: TEN MINUTES1 min guy goes back: ONE MINUTE1 min and 2 min guy go across: TWO MINUTES
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Spent an hour chasing this donkey and then riverstars strikes...Poker StarsNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $26.85UTG+1: $80.50CO: $61.45Button: $65.40Hero: $47.10BB: $34.85Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with J :club: J :D UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $1.2, Button folds, Hero raises to $4, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.Flop: 3 :) 2 :) 4 :D ($12.25, 3 players)Hero bets $7, UTG+1 calls, CO folds.Turn: 6 :D ($26.25, 2 players)Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $10, Hero raises to $32.75, UTG+1 calls.River: 6 :D ($91.75, 2 players)Hero is all-in $3.35, UTG+1 calls.Results:Final pot: $98.45Hero showed Jd JcUTG+1 showed Ad 6s

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Also, they'd run out of their 17 minutes of battery life just trying to figure this out.
They can talk about it in the dark, right? Or does a bear eat them?
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They can talk about it in the dark, right? Or does a bear eat them?
The bridge is so dangerous, it might come after them.
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They can talk about it in the dark, right? Or does a bear eat them?
Maybe they need to write things down.MAYBE they're deaf! They can't see each other's sign language without the flashlight!I know sign language.
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Maybe they need to write things down.MAYBE they're deaf! They can't see each other's sign language without the flashlight!I know sign language.
so what is the evil mokey trying to say?
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