BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'm putting this link here so Dutch, if he ever feels nostalgic, can look back to the exact moment in time that his soul was doomed to hell... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I'm putting this link here so Dutch, if he ever feels nostalgic, can look back to the exact moment in time that his soul was doomed to hell... Thanks, papa.("Papa" -- y'know, you as a father figure is really the only thing missing in my upbringing keeping me from achieving glorious things in some artistically viable regard. Even a summer spent on Uncle McGee's farm in 6th grade, and I'd be typing this hunched over on my feet, while my Puerto Rican "maid" shoved rawhide bones up my ass, intermittent with penning Pulitzer Prize-winning tomes. Fuck. Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I really didn't edit those screenshots....sigh Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I really didn't edit those screenshots....sighOMG TRITZ. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I really didn't edit those screenshots....sighhahahahahhahahahahaahahahhahahahahHighlight of this terrible thread! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Hold on...Did someone delete our half-page conversation, Mac? This is bullshit. If there's a just God, whomever's behind this, and additionally DN, will have a child raped on Spring Break at some point in the next 20 years. And he'll also give me one of those peddle-operated Batmobiles like Papa' McGee never bought me, growing up.Starting...NOW!I swear to Christ...may God strike me dead if the Batmobile didn't materialize just this minute. This doesn't bode well for over-zealous moderators... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Hold on...Did someone delete our half-page conversation, Mac? This is bullshit. If there's a just God, whomever's behind this, and additionally DN, will have a child raped on Spring Break at some point in the next 20 years. And he'll also give me one of those peddle-operated Batmobiles like Papa' McGee never bought me, growing up.Starting...NOW!I swear to Christ...may God strike me dead if the Batmobile didn't materialize just this minute. This doesn't bode well for over-zealous moderators...I'd kinda desensitized by it by now. Bob sucks ass, not much I can do about it. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 This is from the hockey forum but ajs510's post deserves to be read by all.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=120821 Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 This is from the hockey forum but ajs510's post deserves to be read by all.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=120821 Holy shit that's a hilarious post!The members of Monty Python should get royalties for it... Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Holy shit that's a hilarious post!The members of Monty Python should get royalties for it... Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 qyayqi's lolcat summaries:bkice LFT page 23myplayisrab ru(i)ns a challenge page 9xxeddie's bad day page 14hubdub letter page 8 Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 qyayqi's lolcat summaries:bkice LFT page 23myplayisrab ru(i)ns a challenge page 9xxeddie's bad day page 14hubdub letter page 8Excellent choices, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 FCP is introduced to Lucky Mello.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=125269 Link to post Share on other sites
Janfor99 0 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 This is from the hockey forum but ajs510's post deserves to be read by all.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=120821 Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I loved when general poker actually had legitimate posts in it, but unfortunately this place has turned into a concoction of "rail me" threads and some truly sad threads in general.Unfortunately GenPo hasn't been relevant for 2+ years. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 This belongs in this thread just in case god forbid anyone else missed it in the other thread.This is the THE Lucky Mello. something tell me this belongs in here Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 gotta be a pic of poster.gotta be holding a signbingo. FTP name?will ship for this, but gotta hold up your end of the deal. FTP name?misspell no points for Ray. (honestly my favorite and would ship Ray my roll if Kristen wouldn't get mad at me)so do these Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Ship it!! kind of a bad pic. but... then chat:silet (Observer): stop trying to rob meDealer: Metrotek has 15 seconds left to actsilet (Observer): and send me my $5Dealer: bizzleraises wins the pot (180)Dealer: Hand #7467795372Dealer: BentBetjent has 15 seconds left to actsilet (Observer): vtlaxer you betterDealer: vtlaxer09 wins the pot (50)Dealer: Hand #7467802604silet (Observer): all i can say buddy you better send me itDealer: bizzleraises has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09: lol ur face isnt even in itvtlaxer09: failvtlaxer09: u loseDealer: bizzleraises has timed outvtlaxer09: and u just sent a total stranger a pic of yourself holding a sign that says i beg for moneysilet (Observer): u got it you ####ersilet (Observer): so send me itsilet (Observer): novtlaxer09: can u get any more patheticsilet (Observer): u told me a picsilet (Observer): i sent itsilet (Observer): give me itDealer: BentBetjent has 15 seconds left to actDealer: haceboom wins the pot (60)Dealer: Hand #7467817853silet (Observer): nowhere in your words did u say my face had to be in itsilet (Observer): just a sign gotta be a pic of poster.gotta be holding a signbingo. FTP name?will ship for this, but gotta hold up your end of the deal. FTP name?misspell no points for Ray. (honestly my favorite and would ship Ray my roll if Kristen wouldn't get mad at me) better?I am laughing so much right now I don't know how I kept a straight face as I took the pic. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 How do posts made today and yesterday "belong" in a thread title A Stroll Down Memory Lane? Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 these will be memories in years to come that are funny now and 6 months from now, 1 year from now and 5 years from now Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=54275http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=123825 Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Im not sure if it ever had a thread. One of the first few Neg-Open's mercury spilled the beans on the winner of survivor and Daniel flipped out cause he hadn't watched it yet and DIDNT want to know the winner. daniel was actually pretty pissed off. Which was hilarious cause seriously who the **** cares about survivor that much. Another thing about the where's jerry thread. A bunch of us i dont really remember who else, called the circuit radio show at the time. Only asking where jerry was. Daniel was to be on the show that night. It was pretty funny too. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Incase I ever lose my hands in a combine accident, I'll always have this thread, so I can orgasm without needing to touch myself.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=130184 Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Thread of the century, another thread will likely never appraoch it:http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=130556 Link to post Share on other sites
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