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[bdc30 0]

Life FU*KING tilt much?Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: $45.05UTG+1: $30.15CO: $19.60Button: $32.95SB: $24.40BB: $103.55Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with 3 T A A Hero calls, 4 folds, 4 folds, BB checks.Flop: K 6 8 ($0.6, 2 players)BB checks, Hero checks.Turn: A ($0.6, 2 players)BB bets $0.6, Hero raises to $2.4, BB raises to $8.4, Hero raises to $26.4, BB raises to $81, Hero calls all-in $20.8.Uncalled bets: $33.8 returned to BB.River: 9 ($95, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $95)Results:Final pot: $95BB showed 5h 7h 8h 8sHero showed 3s Th Ah Ad

[BigLebowski 0]

By THAT specific guy, yes. He still calls with the K high flush.

QFT..he would have called with the T high flush

[BigLebowski 0]

Ship the boomsauce. He let his time run down on the river and clearly wanted to fold, but alas....Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.255 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: $24.90CO: $42.85Button: $32.20SB: $24BB: $33.20Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with T 8 T Q Hero calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB checks.Flop: 2 2 T ($1, 4 players)SB checks, BB bets $1, Hero raises to $2.75, CO calls, SB folds, BB calls.Turn: 5 ($9.25, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $6.75, CO folds, BB calls.River: A ($22.75, 2 players)BB bets $6.75, Hero raises all-in $15.15, BB calls.Results:Final pot: $53.05Hero showed Th 8c Td QcBB mucks Ah 3s 9c 2s

[BigLebowski 0]

Sigh Bad pay off?Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $11.05UTG+1: $25CO: $10Hero: $24.65SB: $23.15BB: $23.95Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with A A K K UTG calls, UTG+1, folds, CO (poster) checks, Hero raises to $1.35, SB calls, BB calls, 2 folds.Flop: T 8 4 ($4.55, 3 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.55, SB folds, BB calls.Turn: T ($13.65, 2 players)BB checks, Hero checks.River: T ($13.65, 2 players)BB bets $6.8, Hero calls.Results:Final pot: $27.25BB showed 6h 9d Tc JcHero mucks Ac Ad Kc Kd

[BigLebowski 0]

GIN!!!As some jerky told bdc last night, thanks for doing business come again soon.Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $26.25UTG+1: $140.65CO: $23.30Hero: $33.80SB: $15BB: $27.15Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with T J 8 9 UTG raises to $0.85, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Hero raises to $3.75, 3 folds, CO calls.Flop: Q T 8 ($8.7, 2 players)CO checks, Hero bets $8.7, CO raises all-in $19.55, Hero calls.Turn: 7 ($47.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $47.8)River: T ($47.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $47.8)Results:Final pot: $47.8CO showed 8d Ad Qc JcHero showed Th Js 8h 9s

[bdc30 0]

Who said that to me? Buddy with the QQ? I missed that -- I so rarely pay attention to the chat at this low limit. Just an excuse to get in to pissing matches with idiots or to educate them and make them better players.Oh, and what an idiot in that hand. Called pushed with two fkin pair, no straight, no flush draw. Who stacks off with that crap?I pay off the quad T's there every time. People with ANY pair will bet out on a trips board.

[BigLebowski 0]

Who said that to me? Buddy with the QQ? I missed that -- I so rarely pay attention to the chat at this low limit. Just an excuse to get in to pissing matches with idiots or to educate them and make them better players.

That dood Rounder63 who called a re-re-re-raise $21 pf with Qs8s9s5d and flopped 9TJ.Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $44.55UTG+1: $33.05CO: $32.65Hero: $30.45SB: $13.35BB: $31.45Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 7 6 Q T UTG raises to $0.85, UTG+1 raises to $2.9, CO folds, Hero folds, SB folds, BB calls, UTG raises to $5.8, UTG+1 raises to $20.75, BB folds, UTG calls.Flop: 9 J T ($44.5, 2 players)UTG checks, UTG+1 is all-in $15.2, UTG calls.Turn: 9 ($74.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $74.9)River: 4 ($74.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $74.9)Results:Final pot: $74.9UTG showed 5d Qs 9s 8sUTG+1 showed Ac 7h 3d Ad

[bdc30 0]

That dood Rounder63 who called a re-re-re-raise $21 pf with Qs8s9s5d and flopped 9TJ.

Ah yes. See, why bother getting in to it with a guy like that? I want him calling $21 preflop with a 3-spade middles hand like that. He won't often flop a straight.

[BigLebowski 0]

Taking donations all day...first hand of the dayFull Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.255 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $26.90CO: $30.55Button: $20.10SB: $61.85Hero: $25Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with J 6 9 5 2 folds, Button raises to $0.75, SB folds, Hero calls.Flop: 4 7 T ($1.6, 2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $1.5, Hero raises to $6.1, Button calls.Turn: Q ($13.8, 2 players)Hero bets $13.8, Button calls all-in $13.25.Uncalled bets: $0.55 returned to Hero. River: K ($40.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $40.3)Results:Final pot: $40.3Button showed 7c Tc Ad 8hHero showed Js 6s 9c 5c

[bdc30 0]

I like how you played that. One would think the nut flush draw would have repopped the flop. I can't believe he called with that garbage on the turn.What do you do if he repots you on the flop? You have an open ender and a J high flush draw?

[BigLebowski 0]

I am riding this one all day long. That flopped was too purty to me.Is Monday fish day at the tables? I am up 5 buyins in 30 minutes 5 tabling. I am getting the sickest calls ever. Its like someone emailed all of the players and told them I bluff every hand.

[bdc30 0]

Sure, rub it in while I sit here and waste away at work...

[BigLebowski 0]

Another donaterFull Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $34.05UTG+1: $59.75CO: $25Button: $40.10SB: $41.75Hero: $24.25Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with T Q T 7 4 folds, SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls.Flop: 8 8 6 ($1.5, 2 players)SB bets $1.5, Hero calls.Turn: T ($4.5, 2 players)SB bets $4.5, Hero raises to $12.25, SB calls.River: K ($29, 2 players)SB is all-in $27.25, Hero calls all-in $9.75.Uncalled bets: $17.5 returned to SB.Results:Final pot: $48.5Hero showed Td Qh Th 7dSB showed 5c Ad Qd 7c

[bdc30 0]

I hate you. HOW do you find these retards while I'm stuck here?

[BigLebowski 0]

Hand converter is broken for me right now otherwise I would just post a gem from a min buy guy who called my check raise all in on 9TJ flop with AAAQ to hit runner runner flush on me.Gah, as i was typing this I just had to lay down TT on QT6Q board to a pot bet and all in....would have won. They both had Qxxx with no boat after river.

[bdc30 0]

bdc goes from 0 to life fkin tilt in three hands shoulda raised/3bet pf here, but was aggro villainFull Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $38.95Hero: $32.20CO: $22.90Button: $28.70SB: $30.55BB: $41.30Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with A A 9 J UTG folds, Hero calls, 2 folds, SB raises to $1, BB folds, Hero calls.Flop: K Q T ($2.25, 2 players)SB bets $2.25, Hero raises to $9, SB raises to $31.5, Hero calls all-in $31.2, SB calls all-in $0.3.Uncalled bets: $8.4 returned to Hero. Turn: 9 ($65.85, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $65.85)River: 9 ($65.85, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $65.85)Results:Final pot: $65.85SB showed Tc Td 2c 7h <-- bottom set on obv straight board ftw....Hero showed Ac Ah 9h Jd

[bdc30 0]

This one's my favourite, even though not for a stack.Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $19.70UTG+1: $34.65CO: $50.60Button: $15.95SB: $57.50Hero: $25Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with J Q T 3 UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, Hero checks.Flop: 7 9 K ($0.85, 3 players)Hero bets $0.85, UTG+1 calls, Button calls.Turn: 8 ($3.4, 3 players)Hero bets $3.4, UTG+1 calls, Button calls.River: Q ($13.6, 3 players)Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $5.75, Button calls, Hero calls.Results:Final pot: $30.85UTG+1 showed 4d Ac 2c Th <---13% to win on the turnButton mucks 9c 8h Kh 5d <----WTF, donkey much?Hero mucks Jc Qs Tc 3s

[bdc30 0]

Should I have put a sign out that said "I HAVE THREE KINGS - YOUR 8'S ARE NO GOOD" here?? lol Figured he was at LEAST on a straight draw.Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.254 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $68.65Button: $25.10SB: $29.40Hero: $25Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with 3 K A K UTG calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.Flop: K 7 8 ($0.75, 3 players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.75, UTG calls, SB raises to $1.5, Hero raises to $6.75, UTG folds, SB raises to $21, Hero raises all-in $24.75, SB calls.Turn: 3 ($51, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51)River: A ($51, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51)Results:Final pot: $51SB showed 8s 8h 6s AsHero showed 3s Kd Ac Kc

[BigLebowski 0]

Standard72/28 flop85/15 turnFull Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: $25.75UTG+1: $18.95CO: $24.60Button: $39.30SB: $29.70BB: $25.40Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with 8 7 A A Hero calls, UTG+1 raises to $0.95, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls, Hero raises to $5, UTG+1 calls, SB folds, BB calls.Flop: A T 9 ($15.95, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $15.2, UTG+1 folds, BB raises all-in $20.65, Hero calls.Turn: 2 ($57.25, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $57.25)River: K ($57.25, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $57.25)Results:Final pot: $57.25BB showed Jh Th Qc 9hHero showed 8d 7c Ah Ac

[BigLebowski 0]

This one is a gem86/14 when he pushedFull Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: $25UTG+1: $4.15CO: $27.55Button: $44.35SB: $35.65BB: $47.95Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with Q J K Q Hero raises to $0.85, UTG+1 folds, CO raises to $2.9, 3 folds, Hero calls.Flop: Q 6 8 ($6.15, 2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $6.15, Hero raises all-in $22.1, CO calls.Turn: 9 ($50.35, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50.35)River: J ($50.35, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50.35)Results:Final pot: $50.35Hero showed Qc Js Kh QsCO showed 2d 3h Ad Ac

[bdc30 0]

Faaaak. Can't win WITH AA, can't hold up AGAINST AA. I deffo feel that pain.Get on that graphing stuff.

[bdc30 0]

Hope this isn't indicative of how I'm gonna run tonightFull Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $4UTG+1: $34.85CO: $24.90Button: $8.90SB: $21Hero: $27.75Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 2 8 7 2 UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero checks.Flop: A 2 Q ($1, 4 players)SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4, UTG calls all-in $2.75.Uncalled bets: $0.25 returned to Hero. Turn: 4 ($8.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $8.5)River: 9 ($8.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $8.5)Results:Final pot: $8.5Hero showed 2s 8s 7d 2dUTG showed Qh Kh Ad 6h

[bdc30 0]

Ok, the poker gods are paying me back..........Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $18.50UTG+1: $20.40CO: $28.45Hero: $24.65SB: $22.90BB: $6.85Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with Q K K J UTG raises to $0.85, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Hero calls, 2 folds.Flop: K 3 7 ($3.75, 4 players)UTG bets $3.75, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Hero raises to $18.75, UTG calls all-in $13.9, CO folds.Uncalled bets: $1.1 returned to Hero. Turn: 6 ($42.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $42.8)River: 3 ($42.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $42.8)Results:Final pot: $42.8UTG showed Jh Js Ac KhHero showed Qh Kd Ks Jd

[bdc30 0]

and shortly thereafter...Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.255 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $24.95CO: $6.35Button: $17.95SB: $23.60Hero: $46.60Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 6 A 5 K 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.Flop: 2 4 3 ($0.75, 3 players)SB bets $0.75, Hero raises to $3, Button calls, SB raises to $13.5, Hero raises to $45, Button folds, SB calls all-in $10.6.Uncalled bets: $20.9 returned to Hero. Turn: A ($51.95, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51.95)River: K ($51.95, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51.95)Results:Final pot: $51.95SB showed 6d 4s 6s 2cHero showed 6c Ad 5s Kd

[bdc30 0]

Same table, do these clowns not learn?Full Tilt PokerPot Limit Omaha Ring gameBlinds: $0.10/$0.256 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $11.65UTG+1: $10.65CO: $17.35Button: $25Hero: $66.75BB: $25Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with Q 3 3 Q UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button folds, Hero calls, BB checks.Flop: Q 6 T ($1, 4 players)Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets $0.25, CO calls, Hero calls, BB folds.Turn: T ($1.75, 3 players)Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $0.75, CO folds, Hero raises to $3.25, UTG+1 raises to $6.5, Hero raises to $17, UTG+1 calls all-in $4.4.Uncalled bets: $6.1 returned to Hero. River: J ($23.55, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $23.55)Results:Final pot: $23.55UTG+1 showed Ts Kd 4s KsHero showed Qd 3h 3d Qh