Balloon guy 158 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 It's okay guys, Algore is recycling all old threads so starting new ones will not lessen the amount of interweb space needed for future good threads. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 You can lead a horse to water, but a donkey will always follow you to the river. Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Can there be any other? "I checkraise you four times your future bet in the dark!" - Joe the ProI love this one, hence why it's in my sig but I also enjoy this one, "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while" Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Also not to be a d*ick, but who writes 'urs,' especially in the title of the thread?I didnt know it was a requirement for thread titles to have correct grammar and spelling and no internet shorthand. I mean it's not like we're on an internet poker forum or anything this is serious business!I mean, seriously, it's not like you've made any thread titles with spelling errors or anything.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=76535http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=76133http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=76037Oh and to the OP, my favorite quotes include Knish's line to Mike McD in Rounders where he pwns him:Mike: "You see all the angles you just dont have the stones to play 'em."Knish: "'Stones?' You little punk. I'm not playing for the thrill of ****ing victory here. I owe rent, alimony, child support. I play for money. My kids eat. I got stones enough not to chase cards, action...or ****ing pipe dreams of winning the World Series on ESPN." Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 see fish thread Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 You can lead a horse to water, but a donkey will always follow you to the river.lol i like this one nh Link to post Share on other sites
Chimp in Chair 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 you can't lose what you don't put in the pot, but you can't win much either Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 amir vahedi at the 2003 wsop you have to be willing to die in order to win, and of course you cant even spell poker Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 'I call. I play the board'. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 'I call. I play the board'.winnar Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzium 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "You raise my bb again i swear to god i will push you all in with any two mate" or something along those lines Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 lol at your av and titleAlso not to be a d*ick, but who writes 'urs,' especially in the title of the thread?::raises hand then runs away::although i'm not sure i've ever used it in a title Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour Bluffs 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "In the absence of any mathematical explanation, one thing is for certain; if you engage in games of chance long enough, the experience is bound to affect the way you see God. Successfully draw to an inside straight three hands in a row, and you’ve got to be blessed. But if you’re the person drawn out on, the one whose trip aces just got snapped for the third time, you will go home feeling cursed " Andy Bellin Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Pinch Pinch Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "If luck wasn't involved I guess I'd win every one" - Phil Hellmuth"Why do the pushin when the donkey's doin the pullin?" - Layne Flack"I thought you had pocket kings" - Jennifer Tilly"Split pot... There's quads on the board" - not sure but I think Kristy Gazes Link to post Share on other sites
Ward 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 the tony g ralph perry king jack hand, one big quote Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 fave quote..."Here we go Steelers, Here we go!" Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "top top" Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "top top""I thought you said 'chop chop' I woulda folded!" Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "Give a little bit, give a little biiiiiit of your chiiippppsss tooo meeeeee".-Marcel Luske singing when he took down a big pot. Link to post Share on other sites
StupidKid 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "You could've folded" - Mark/NoSup4U Link to post Share on other sites
snooptoddd 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I used to hate him, but Tony G has really grown on me ... "Yeah. Yeah baby. Come on Russian, get out. It's time to go. Yeah! Look at this, look how he's playing. Look how ugly this is! You're a professional player and I can do this to you. You are a terrible player. This is disgraceful. Bring the Russians on. Bring more Russians on. I'm here to get 'em all. You played that as bad as you can. Your career is finished. You are gone, gone, gone. Feel the power! You feel my power baby? Feel my power. Is this how you play? You call with King-Jack? Which school have you been to? No, he doesn't deserve any applause. He called with King-Jack. "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvCn_KbLpLY...ted&search=And of course, anything Joe The Pro says is gold ... like "Last night there was a big bet on the last card. I had the odds to call, so I called, but I lost. I didn’t think for one second, ‘I just lost like two McValue meals.’ No I just didn’t eat lunch or dinner that day, borrowed my parents’ credit card, redeposited and continued playing my A-game. That’s what a pro does." Link to post Share on other sites
7s7c 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Matsuow: "Whadda ya got?"Flack: "You beat" Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards. -- George CarlinThe single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy: yourself. -- Andy GlazerTo be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder. -- Jack McClellandPut yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts. -- David SklanskyOmaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists. -- Shane SmithLearning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly. -- Mark Twain?Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. -- Stu Ungar Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 "I put you all in" Link to post Share on other sites
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