Newbie Looking For Advice!

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

calm down!

Did I miss something????

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

Not a bad attempt at a joke account.Starting off slow and sincere.Blew your load with the knowledge ability of the features right off the bat though.

Excuse me for not being a computer illiterate,I know kids in Kindergarten that could figure this stuff out!It's not exactly Rocket Science

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

And "Suited_Up" as your reference. Thanks

Nice try, how much do you get for the referral ?

[donk4life 34]

exclamation points are sexy!

[BigDMcGee 3,355]

Well, if you realy want to be a peach, you'll use "BigDMcGee" as your referal, since I referred you and all.

[juggalo41729 0]

Advice and tips for your everyday life.1.) Sign up for rakeback.2.) Don't piss in the wind.

[donk4life 34]

Well, if you realy want to be a peach, you'll use "BigDMcGee" as your referal, since I referred you and all.

Plus you have a really large vocabulary..I mean it's big like my...Well it's just big

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

Advice and tips for your everyday life.1.) Sign up for rakeback.2.) Don't piss in the wind.

You forgot ..3.) Don't eat yellow snow

[juggalo41729 0]

You forgot ..3.) Don't eat yellow snow

This is for your "everyday" life it only snows during the winters where I'm from.But here's you a 33.) ppl oftentimes feel generous after they make big scores and stake beginning players to give them a shot. Make an account on pokerstars and sit behind your computer pushing the refresh button every 10 seconds in general till you see a 4.40 stake thread.

[donk4life 34]

This is for your "everyday" life it only snows during the winters where I'm from.But here's you a 33.) ppl oftentimes feel generous after they make big scores and stake beginning players to give them a shot. Make an account on pokerstars and sit behind your computer pushing the refresh button every 10 seconds in general till you see a 4.40 stake thread.

And stakes come up fairly often.. You'll just have to gain the respectibility of the other members here.. get a few posts under your belt, show you have some skills, and you'll get staked fairly easly

[Cappy37 0]

This is for your "everyday" life it only snows during the winters where I'm from.But here's you a 33.) ppl oftentimes feel generous after they make big scores and stake beginning players to give them a shot. Make an account on pokerstars and sit behind your computer pushing the refresh button every 10 seconds in general till you see a 4.40 stake thread.

Rule #1 of the fight club: Don't talk about the fight club.

[BigDMcGee 3,355]

Plus you have a really large vocabulary..I mean it's big like my...Well it's just big

and yet, I can't spell worth a lick.. go figure.

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

Wow I impressed myself,My first post on here and It generated all this interest!All I can say is thanks for all the replies even the ones that suspect me of being a fraud or a jokeprofile! I have learned from those that I should be careful who I trust on here.I do plan on sticking around and taking an active part in the forums and getting to know people!But nope do not want free bankrolls or stakes that's not why I joined FCPI will stick to being a student of the game and grinding it out on the freerolls on FTPCheers B)

[Suited_Up 2]

Nice try, how much do you get for the referral ?

$10 probably.But if you wanna be a douche, then don't use it, I don't really care.

[troyomac 0]

Wow I impressed myself,My first post on here and It generated all this interest!

Gmanshade??? If not, welcome.

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

Gmanshade??? If not, welcome.

Nope not sure who that is or why you think I may be him!But thanks for the welcome...

[Spademan 94]

*Yawn*Play off Seymour Butts - 10 pointsStarting off slow and sincere -20 pointsResponding to Spademan in attempt to keep up the joke rather than just ignoring him and keeping up the joke - Worthless.

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

*Yawn*Play off Seymour Butts - 10 pointsStarting off slow and sincere -20 pointsResponding to Spademan in attempt to keep up the joke rather than just ignoring him and keeping up the joke - Worthless.

Being new and all am not sure what all the fuss is about people thinking I am not who I say!Really couldn't care less!But answer me this...Why would I be doing this, are the forums that boring after a while that people make up profiles as a joke?Would I make up a blog just to carry on the joke that if you take the time to peruse you will see I have posts going back months ago?Or would I give my Facebook link that shows my real name and access to my friends list?

[Balloon guy 158]

Being new and all am not sure what all the fuss is about people thinking I am not who I say!Really couldn't care less!But answer me this...Why would I be doing this, are the forums that boring after a while that people make up profiles as a joke?Would I make up a blog just to carry on the joke that if you take the time to peruse you will see I have posts going back months ago?Or would I give my Facebook link that shows my real name and access to my friends list?

And that's why we know you are fake, you're too real.See real people are more fake, it's natural.

[rivergirl 2]

Wow I impressed myself,My first post on here and It generated all this interest!All I can say is thanks for all the replies even the ones that suspect me of being a fraud or a jokeprofile! I have learned from those that I should be careful who I trust on here.I do plan on sticking around and taking an active part in the forums and getting to know people!But nope do not want free bankrolls or stakes that's not why I joined FCPI will stick to being a student of the game and grinding it out on the freerolls on FTPCheers B)

i don't know why you wouldn't do the instantbankroll thing or a stake for that matter. they are both really great ways to get a roll going.....but to each their own..gl

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

i don't know why you wouldn't do the instantbankroll thing or a stake for that matter. they are both really great ways to get a roll going.....but to each their own..gl

Because it seems that there are guy's who come on here for the only reason to beg for money and then disappear!If when the time comes and after I have gotten to know some people then I will gladly accept any offers!As for the free bankrolls I am fed up being chased by those sites, when playing on FTP they fill the chat boxes with spam andare worse than telemarketers and door to door salesman...oops wait i am a door to door salesman, I take the last one back!!!Oh and apparently if you already have a playchip account you are not allowed the free bankroll!

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

And that's why we know you are fake, you're too real.See real people are more fake, it's natural.

OMG, tell me that was a joke..lmfao

[rivergirl 2]

Because it seems that there are guy's who come on here for the only reason to beg for money and then disappear!If when the time comes and after I have gotten to know some people then I will gladly accept any offers!As for the free bankrolls I am fed up being chased by those sites, when playing on FTP they fill the chat boxes with spam andare worse than telemarketers and door to door salesman...oops wait i am a door to door salesman, I take the last one back!!!Oh and apparently if you already have a playchip account you are not allowed the free bankroll!

i thought it was as long as you didn't have a real money account. I did mine on party (which was my first time there), so i could be wrong (but i'm pretty sure). I was never chased or hounded or even bothered with emails after i did it and it was pretty profitable. just saying its hard to make a bankroll 7 cents at a time.

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

i thought it was as long as you didn't have a real money account. I did mine on party (which was my first time there), so i could be wrong (but i'm pretty sure). I was never chased or hounded or even bothered with emails after i did it and it was pretty profitable. just saying its hard to make a bankroll 7 cents at a time.

Frustrating as hell it is,Yesterday played for 3 1/2 hours in a 2700 player freeroll and was knocked out in 37th place after a really bad beat(FTP only pays 27)But it was fun and despite the disappointing finish will be back again to try and win one!Maybe I am a little masochistic

[Seymour Bluffs 0]

So it's been a few weeks since I posted this thread and I still haven't managed to cash on a FTP freeroll yet! I always seem to manage to make the final 50 but you need to make 27th to cash! Maybe I will have to change my attitude towards stakeaments.Stay tuned!!