RDog 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 i mspainted it yo!gildwulf is slippin. F OOT!LOL Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 You know what I just realized.......Jordan could be ZeeJustin's brother!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Best part of this whole thing it the "I need a HU coach thread." Turns out one of my roommates, Cwar, is most likely going to end up coaching this kid. Shall I make sure he teaches him nothing but horrible HU strat? Link to post Share on other sites
a__thekevlar__2 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 lol i thought it was too soon to make that joke.hmmm, wow actually i wasnt making a joke while i could definitely see how it sounded. I was actually interested for like half a minute on just screwing around with fluffdog for a bit cuz i know hes a good player, then i thought, meh, thats dumb and a waste of time.. no offense to him i like him, wasnt trying to be mean Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 hmmm, wow actually i wasnt making a joke while i could definitely see how it sounded. I was actually interested for like half a minute on just screwing around with fluffdog for a bit cuz i know hes a good player, then i thought, meh, thats dumb and a waste of time.. no offense to him i like him, wasnt trying to be meanYour longest post ever by a factor of 4. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Best part of this whole thing it the "I need a HU coach thread." Turns out one of my roommates, Cwar, is most likely going to end up coaching this kid. Shall I make sure he teaches him nothing but horrible HU strat?tell cwar to not be a tool.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 i mspainted it yo!gildwulf is slippin. F OOT!lolololol Link to post Share on other sites
a__thekevlar__2 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Your longest post ever by a factor of 4.I CHALLENGE YOU, HU 4 ROLLZ?!?!sw Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I CHALLENGE YOU, HU 4 ROLLZ?!?!AMIRITE? DUCY? Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 this looks to be going down at 5pm est.im out- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
afan002 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 this looks to be going down at 5pm est.im out- Jordanhe totally donked off the money playing 25/50 HU like 30 mins before your match. hopefully you can at least still get the 1k as promised Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 he totally donked off the money playing 25/50 HU like 30 mins before your match. hopefully you can at least still get the 1k as promisedya, lolllllllllll at this chit that just went down.he sends the 1k escrow, minutes before i arrive, i arrive and sit at four tables...apparently he had just sat at 5knl and lost it all.i should be getting the 1k...but i'm kinda pissed, as i'm looking at this as a potential 3-6k loss...sigh.oh well.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
afan002 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 lame apparently the 1k was never sent to escrow Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 lame apparently the 1k was never sent to escrowwtf waofhewofhawhe said he shipped it. blahim tilted- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
afan002 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 sorry man, kinda ironic that you wanted to play him because he's an easily tilted donkey and now thats the same reason you can't play him Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 wtf waofhewofhawhe said he shipped it. blahim tilted- JordanWOW!What a fucking donk, first of all! Second, he better come up with that 1k. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 WOW!What a fucking donk, first of all! Second, he better come up with that 1k.i know right.and to think, i would have been playing him, but for some reason i went to the jazz and rib fest, just to sit there for like 45 min...woulda been playing him during that time.blah.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 well, i got these in my PM box on 2+2Full Tilt Poker Game #3026371706: Table Bone (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Holdem - 16:36:11 ET - 2007/07/22Seat 1: Mr_Schorei ($5,499)Seat 2: JeffBonanza ($7,808.20)Mr_Schorei posts the small blind of $25JeffBonanza posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Mr_Schorei raises to $150JeffBonanza raises to $450Mr_Schorei calls $300*** FLOP *** [3s 2h Jd]JeffBonanza checksMr_Schorei bets $550JeffBonanza raises to $7,358.20, and is all inMr_Schorei has 15 seconds left to actMr_Schorei calls $4,499, and is all inJeffBonanza shows [Qc 5c]Mr_Schorei shows [Qh Qd]Uncalled bet of $2,309.20 returned to JeffBonanza*** TURN *** [3s 2h Jd] [7h]*** RIVER *** [3s 2h Jd 7h] [9d]JeffBonanza shows Queen Jack highMr_Schorei shows a pair of QueensMr_Schorei wins the pot ($10,997.50) with a pair of QueensDallasRounder (Observer): k, maybe it is*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $10,998 | Rake $0.50Board: [3s 2h Jd 7h 9d]Seat 1: Mr_Schorei (small blind) showed [Qh Qd] and won ($10,997.50) with a pair of QueensSeat 2: JeffBonanza (big blind) showed [Qc 5c] and lost with Queen Jack highFull Tilt Poker Game #3026458003: Table Bone (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:45:12 ET - 2007/07/22Seat 1: Mr_Schorei ($9,870)Seat 2: JeffBonanza ($3,432.20)JeffBonanza posts the small blind of $25Mr_Schorei posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***JeffBonanza raises to $150Mr_Schorei raises to $450JeffBonanza raises to $3,432.20, and is all inMr_Schorei calls $2,982.20JeffBonanza shows [7c Kh]Mr_Schorei shows [Js Jc]*** FLOP *** [4s As Ts]*** TURN *** [4s As Ts] [Ah]*** RIVER *** [4s As Ts Ah] [6c]JeffBonanza shows a pair of AcesMr_Schorei shows two pair, Aces and JacksMr_Schorei wins the pot ($6,863.90) with two pair, Aces and JacksJeffBonanza is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $6,864.40 | Rake $0.50Board: [4s As Ts Ah 6c]Seat 1: Mr_Schorei (big blind) showed [Js Jc] and won ($6,863.90) with two pair, Aces and JacksSeat 2: JeffBonanza (small blind) showed [7c Kh] and lost with a pair of Acesso i'm pretty sure i'll be getting nothing from this.sigh.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Chipdump to avoid you?Cause that was really bad play. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Chipdump to avoid you?Cause that was really bad play.el, i sincerely doubt it.this guy just an idiot.- Jordannow i really wish i played him at 5/10. he wanted 10% back tho of his losses, so I was like f that, that is stupid. sigh. Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 THIS THREAD DELIVERS....I LOL'd very hard Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 im so tiltedi wasn't going to play anymore donkaments this month.i see the 500ki sign up.i expect < 1 hour of play.- Jordanedit -- now if i do ft this, or something, this will go down in history as one of the best beats in my career...cuz had i been playing 4 tables HU against him, i def wouldn't have signed up for this donkament...so SHIP THE WIN lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 im so tiltedi wasn't going to play anymore donkaments this month.i see the 500ki sign up.i expect < 1 hour of play.- JordanThat or a monster stack. Link to post Share on other sites
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