Cappy37 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 As I'm walking out I see this girl coming in. She is absolutely amazing. She's wearing a tan colored sun dress with a floral print. Silky smooth dark hair, slightly blowing in the faint breeze. She has on a matching necklace/bracelet combination that is handmade stone. She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.FYP(what would you do at this exact moment)Always look at the glass as half full. Pros: She'll probably never make you dance, killer parking for all sporting events, grocery shops, and trips to the movies. If she's smiling at you it means you have a chance. I say talk to her, it beats posting on msg forums and wondering what would happen if you did. Bonus points for probably never seeing her again if you swing and miss. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 You are en fuego today.u know a lot about that dont u?btw...ty for last night Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Wait, was there a wedding ring?It always baffles me that this isn't the first thing guys look at (after the age of 22 or so). Not saying here specifically, but with most guys I talk to.-"Man, you should of seen this girl." --"So, was she wearing a ring?"-"Um..."After the initial glance over, how can this not be the next thing you look at?So what happened, MisterB? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 It always baffles me that this isn't the first thing guys look at (after the age of 22 or so). Not saying here specifically, but with most guys I talk to.-"Man, you should of seen this girl." --"So, was she wearing a ring?"-"Um..."After the initial glance over, how can this not be the next thing you look at?So what happened, MisterB?i jsut hope shes over 18lol Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 It always baffles me that this isn't the first thing guys look at (after the age of 22 or so). Not saying here specifically, but with most guys I talk to.-"Man, you should of seen this girl." --"So, was she wearing a ring?"-"Um..."After the initial glance over, how can this not be the next thing you look at?these people never actually talk to chicks, so they just don't know any better. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 i jsut hope shes over 18lolor at least dont care that a guy looks like hes 12 Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 No ring ( I always look) she was early-mid 20's I put the car in park right there, blocking the parking lot. I got out, and went up to her smiling. I said, I... I'm matthew, I really don't know how to say this but I'm late for a meeting but would love to grab a coffee sometime." "Hi, Matthew. I'm Michelle" Pulled out a business card and gave it to her "Call me and we can set something up, I have to run, but I would love to see you again soon. Have a great day.""A pleasure, matthew"So that's it. It was about as gay as I could've made it. But I had no choice, I WAS late for a meeting and I DID have to leave.We shall see how this unfolds. FWIW Pros >>>> cons Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 I must be missing the option for "sneak up behind her, smack her over the head with my D&B belt buckle, and drag her back to the man cave for a B-Bomb or twelve". This is MattyButts we're talking about, there are no options, no polls, no decisions on situations such as these.Hahahhaha, awesome.Damn, I knew that's what I should've done Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Hahahhaha, awesome.Damn, I knew that's what I should've doneftw Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 No ring ( I always look) she was early-mid 20's I put the car in park right there, blocking the parking lot. I got out, and went up to her smiling. I said, I... I'm matthew, I really don't know how to say this but I'm late for a meeting but would love to grab a coffee sometime." "Hi, Matthew. I'm Michelle" Pulled out a business card and gave it to her "Call me and we can set something up, I have to run, but I would love to see you again soon. Have a great day.""A pleasure, matthew"So that's it. It was about as gay as I could've made it. But I had no choice, I WAS late for a meeting and I DID have to leave.We shall see how this unfolds. FWIW Pros >>>> consNice, keep us posted. Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice, keep us posted.Very nice indeed. Well done, and good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 The car is in the handicap spot right by the front door. She walked with a slight limp.PM MrDannyG. I think he's into this kind of stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Very nice indeed. Well done, and good luck.hi Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 No ring ( I always look) she was early-mid 20's I put the car in park right there, blocking the parking lot. I got out, and went up to her smiling. I said, I... I'm matthew, I really don't know how to say this but I'm late for a meeting but would love to grab a coffee sometime." "Hi, Matthew. I'm Michelle" Pulled out a business card and gave it to her "Call me and we can set something up, I have to run, but I would love to see you again soon. Have a great day.""A pleasure, matthew"So that's it. It was about as gay as I could've made it. But I had no choice, I WAS late for a meeting and I DID have to leave.We shall see how this unfolds. FWIW Pros >>>> consYou did your part.Hopefully, there's a part II to this story. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 crippin'4life, i say go for it Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 It always baffles me that this isn't the first thing guys look at (after the age of 22 or so). Not saying here specifically, but with most guys I talk to.-"Man, you should of seen this girl." --"So, was she wearing a ring?"-"Um..."After the initial glance over, how can this not be the next thing you look at?So what happened, MisterB?I hate the fact that I've got to do this now. Always sucks to check out an attractive girl and notice the huge rock on the lefty. Depressing indeed. As for the cripple... it was a tag, she walked with a limp, probably temporary. She probably recently broke her ankle or something and got the temporary tag so she didn't have to walk as far. Anything permanent would warrant a plate. Then again, theres a girl at work that has handicap plates but has nothing wrong with her, so you never know either way. Basically, if the first words out of her mouth weren't "DooOOYYYY... MY NAME IS MELISSA!!! YOU HAVE HAIR.", then I think you'll be fine.PM MrDannyG. I think he's into this kind of stuff.nice Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 16 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 some pick up lines i might use (depending on how much her smile could light up the darkest room):"i put on my robe and wizard hat""have you seen my bucket? they be stealin it.""My ROI in the 50's was 14% playing them in sets through 300 games.""ohi, ime drunkn, weeeeeeeeeeeee"but i'm i don't think i'm very good with girls.oh btw, a girl w/ a limp is SOSOSOSO sexy. in fact i might think about it next time i'm alones. Link to post Share on other sites
hockey fan 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This thread = gold....continue on.........oh, and OP, on to Part II please..... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Tell her you have a gimp kink and go from there. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Is anything gayer than me blasting "hey there delilah" everytime I hear it on the radio?That's a catchy *** song.QFMFTPlus I've got this whole "we can't be together cause you live so far away thing" going with an ex of mine, so it's our little song. Go ahead, puke a little.No ring ( I always look) she was early-mid 20's I put the car in park right there, blocking the parking lot. I got out, and went up to her smiling. I said, I... I'm matthew, I really don't know how to say this but I'm late for a meeting but would love to grab a coffee sometime." "Hi, Matthew. I'm Michelle" Pulled out a business card and gave it to her "Call me and we can set something up, I have to run, but I would love to see you again soon. Have a great day.""A pleasure, matthew"So that's it. It was about as gay as I could've made it. But I had no choice, I WAS late for a meeting and I DID have to leave.We shall see how this unfolds. FWIW Pros >>>> consI think that's about as pimp as you could've handled it. Well done. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 So that's it. It was about as gay as I could've made it. But I had no choice, I WAS late for a meeting and I DID have to leave.We shall see how this unfolds.I think you did the best with the situation. Nothing else you could really do and it got the job done.btw, pro---> When you fly with her, you can be first on/off the plane! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 "have you seen my bucket? they be stealin it." But yeah.... well done on the approach. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 misterB, you sillyass mofo...u gotta tap that shit before she starts bonin other guys, kid Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 a coffeeI hate when people say this.Why did you bother creating this thread with the original post in the form of a question? You obviously just wanted everyone to know exactly what you did, since you know you handled it perfectly. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 "have you seen my bucket? they be stealin it."I HOWL at the idea of finding an attractive girl who gets this and lights up the room with her smile when she hears it. Link to post Share on other sites
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