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Sheets post on P5sThis is so priceless!http://www.pocketfives.com/12E6CEC4-7AC5-4...35152AD8A2.aspxAnother classic from the mystery man who got tonyg and others in previous acts of sickness....."so im about to leave work yesterday and i see captain tom franklin busted out of ME. so i decided to give him a call (with xxxx on 3 way obv). i called the rio and they connected me to his room. tom: hellome: tom franklin?tom: yesme: hey this is frank from the poker room. did you just get knocked out of the main event?tom: yes i did why?me: can you please describe to me how you were knocked out.tom: well i had two queens. i got allin against ace king. the flop was ace, king, three. the turn was the jack of diamonds putting 3 diamonds up. i had the queen of diamonds. so i had the straight and flush draw. the river was a blank and that was all.me: well tom, i hate to have to tell you this but we just found out that there were two ace of diamonds in the deck. tom: what the heck? i might still be in if it wasn't for that.me: i know tom. that's why we have the casino control commission here now to review the tapes. the 9 guys who were busted from your table with the polluted deck are all being put back in the main event with the stacks they had to begin their bustout hand. i need you down at the main poker cage immediately with your registration card.tom: thanks so much frank. ill be right down. enjoy the run tom!"pwneageIt is 100% truesheets

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holy **** that's funny, but it seems so cruel.unless they're friends in which case it's awesome. but i just have images of this sad old man heartbroken when he finds out that someone pulled a really cruel joke on him seemingly out of spite.

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hi
You can do it. I can do it. Suited can do it. But when randoms think they can just start doin' it.....You have to get a little chrozzo in you (if you know what I mean) before it's cool.
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Sheets post on P5sThis is so priceless!http://www.pocketfives.com/12E6CEC4-7AC5-4...35152AD8A2.aspxAnother classic from the mystery man who got tonyg and others in previous acts of sickness....."so im about to leave work yesterday and i see captain tom franklin busted out of ME. so i decided to give him a call (with xxxx on 3 way obv). i called the rio and they connected me to his room. tom: hellome: tom franklin?tom: yesme: hey this is frank from the poker room. did you just get knocked out of the main event?tom: yes i did why?me: can you please describe to me how you were knocked out.tom: well i had two queens. i got allin against ace king. the flop was ace, king, three. the turn was the jack of diamonds putting 3 diamonds up. i had the queen of diamonds. so i had the straight and flush draw. the river was a blank and that was all.me: well tom, i hate to have to tell you this but we just found out that there were two ace of diamonds in the deck. tom: what the heck? i might still be in if it wasn't for that.me: i know tom. that's why we have the casino control commission here now to review the tapes. the 9 guys who were busted from your table with the polluted deck are all being put back in the main event with the stacks they had to begin their bustout hand. i need you down at the main poker cage immediately with your registration card.tom: thanks so much frank. ill be right down. enjoy the run tom!"pwneageIt is 100% truesheets
Haha, absolute classic
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