Fluffdog87 2 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sheets post on P5sThis is so priceless!http://www.pocketfives.com/12E6CEC4-7AC5-4...35152AD8A2.aspxAnother classic from the mystery man who got tonyg and others in previous acts of sickness....."so im about to leave work yesterday and i see captain tom franklin busted out of ME. so i decided to give him a call (with xxxx on 3 way obv). i called the rio and they connected me to his room. tom: hellome: tom franklin?tom: yesme: hey this is frank from the poker room. did you just get knocked out of the main event?tom: yes i did why?me: can you please describe to me how you were knocked out.tom: well i had two queens. i got allin against ace king. the flop was ace, king, three. the turn was the jack of diamonds putting 3 diamonds up. i had the queen of diamonds. so i had the straight and flush draw. the river was a blank and that was all.me: well tom, i hate to have to tell you this but we just found out that there were two ace of diamonds in the deck. tom: what the heck? i might still be in if it wasn't for that.me: i know tom. that's why we have the casino control commission here now to review the tapes. the 9 guys who were busted from your table with the polluted deck are all being put back in the main event with the stacks they had to begin their bustout hand. i need you down at the main poker cage immediately with your registration card.tom: thanks so much frank. ill be right down. enjoy the run tom!"pwneageIt is 100% truesheets Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Legendary. Link to post Share on other sites
bigbrennan 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Why doesn't he record the phone calls? Would be much better. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 holy **** that's funny, but it seems so cruel.unless they're friends in which case it's awesome. but i just have images of this sad old man heartbroken when he finds out that someone pulled a really cruel joke on him seemingly out of spite. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 This is about as funny as Carlos Mencia. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 That is too funny. The only way it would be funnier is if Brandi was on the extension!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I think it's cruel..You people have no heart.. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 hijust because you won 65 g's doesn't give you the right to chrozzo's word..shame on you Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 just because you won 65 g's doesn't give you the right to chrozzo's word..shame on youi bow my head in shame. Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 next thing u know hes gonna put his "captain" on someones back again....OWNED OBV Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 hiDon't do that. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i dive into the huge 'leaf-pile' like pile of 20's in my bedroom, because I can.FYPlol, captaintompwnge Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Don't do that.hi Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'll bet he beat Brandi's back black and blue with the little captain after this one. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'll bet he beat Brandi's back black and blue with the little captain after this one.No, just white. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 hiYou can do it. I can do it. Suited can do it. But when randoms think they can just start doin' it.....You have to get a little chrozzo in you (if you know what I mean) before it's cool. Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sheets is gay Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sheets post on P5sThis is so priceless!http://www.pocketfives.com/12E6CEC4-7AC5-4...35152AD8A2.aspxAnother classic from the mystery man who got tonyg and others in previous acts of sickness....."so im about to leave work yesterday and i see captain tom franklin busted out of ME. so i decided to give him a call (with xxxx on 3 way obv). i called the rio and they connected me to his room. tom: hellome: tom franklin?tom: yesme: hey this is frank from the poker room. did you just get knocked out of the main event?tom: yes i did why?me: can you please describe to me how you were knocked out.tom: well i had two queens. i got allin against ace king. the flop was ace, king, three. the turn was the jack of diamonds putting 3 diamonds up. i had the queen of diamonds. so i had the straight and flush draw. the river was a blank and that was all.me: well tom, i hate to have to tell you this but we just found out that there were two ace of diamonds in the deck. tom: what the heck? i might still be in if it wasn't for that.me: i know tom. that's why we have the casino control commission here now to review the tapes. the 9 guys who were busted from your table with the polluted deck are all being put back in the main event with the stacks they had to begin their bustout hand. i need you down at the main poker cage immediately with your registration card.tom: thanks so much frank. ill be right down. enjoy the run tom!"pwneageIt is 100% truesheetsHaha, absolute classic Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I lol'd Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I have a hard time believing that Captain Tom believed thisProof is needed Link to post Share on other sites
JackArnal 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 This is about as funny as Carlos Mencia.So, someone else already pulled this prank, and Sheets is trying to pass it off as his own? Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sheets is gayCan you give him my number?Mark Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 pretty good joke honestly just wish it had audio Link to post Share on other sites
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