speedz99 145 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 They call me the Rhymenocerous.Not because I'm fator because I got birds on my backbut because I’m horny.I’m horny!When I'm on the mike about global warmingyou can't ignore me.In the bedroom I'm a gentleman,the ladies come before me.Check your yellow pagesI'm a registered rhymenacologist.Now I'm passing over the mike to the Hophopopotamus.Yeah they call me the Hiphopopotamus.My lyrics are bottomless.........Sometimes my rhymes are polite,like 'thank you Mrs. Johnson for dinner that was delicious, goodnight.'And other times they're obsene,like a pornographic R-18 dreamabout bitches smothered in margarine.Ha ha ha! Pow pow!They call me the Hiphopopotamus.Flows that glow like phosphorouspoppin’ off the top of this esophagus.I’m not a large water-dwelling mammalthat's moved to this metropolis to learn how to breakdance.Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?Did Steve tell you that, perchance?What kind of rapping name is Steve?Steve.Other rappers dis meSay my rhymes are sissy.Why? Why? Why?What?Why exactly?What? Why?Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?Why?Why, because I rap about reality?Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.Hey! Ho!My rhymes are so potent that in this small segmentI made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist,but you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.My rhymes and records they don’t get playedBecause my records and rhymes they don’t get madeAnd if you rap like me you don’t get paidAnd if you roll like me you don’t get laid. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Spellbound by a thousand thoughts, this veil of tears summons the beings of darkness to my sideAs Scandinavian Ice Princesses dance like fluttering dreams around my head too soon forgottenI can but hum a magical tune to turn away the silence of my own heart The silence of my own soul But where has it gone, has it been so long?? These questions haunt me like a snake haunts the dying thoughts of a poisoned man in the Arabian desert Still I beckon the beings of light to do battle in one last fight for the good of the CosmosStand guard Jasmin, unsheath your sword, Gargamel!!Evil lurks in the craftiest of placesThe smallest of spacesThe fastest of pacesI turn away to shield my gaze from that which seeks my demiseOnly to see a sight that restores my heartMy flittering fortunes, found againIn the cooing of a baby dove, his tears drenching his feathery faceHis feathery paceHis feathery race Has been run, the finish line in sight, he turns to me and smiles and with one soft "po-tweet" gives me the hope I need to carry on.This I truly and honestly believeWonderful!![/thread]They call me the Rhymenocerous.Not because I'm fator because I got birds on my backbut because I’m horny.I’m horny!When I'm on the mike about global warmingyou can't ignore me.In the bedroom I'm a gentleman,the ladies come before me.Check your yellow pagesI'm a registered rhymenacologist.Now I'm passing over the mike to the Hophopopotamus.Yeah they call me the Hiphopopotamus.My lyrics are bottomless.........Sometimes my rhymes are polite,like 'thank you Mrs. Johnson for dinner that was delicious, goodnight.'And other times they're obsene,like a pornographic R-18 dreamabout bitches smothered in margarine.Ha ha ha! Pow pow!They call me the Hiphopopotamus.Flows that glow like phosphorouspoppin’ off the top of this esophagus.I’m not a large water-dwelling mammalthat's moved to this metropolis to learn how to breakdance.Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?Did Steve tell you that, perchance?What kind of rapping name is Steve?Steve.Other rappers dis meSay my rhymes are sissy.Why? Why? Why?What?Why exactly?What? Why?Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?Why?Why, because I rap about reality?Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.Hey! Ho!My rhymes are so potent that in this small segmentI made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist,but you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.My rhymes and records they don’t get playedBecause my records and rhymes they don’t get madeAnd if you rap like me you don’t get paidAnd if you roll like me you don’t get laid.[/existence] Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Stand guard Jasmin, unsheath your sword, Gargamel!!A+++ Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 FWP the poker poet Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 lol. just to scare the hell out of everyone. BUMP (and I suck for not doing this at 4 am so people can wake up and truly think it's a real comeback). Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Welcome to the club, we'll go see Elton one day. And we'll wear matching pink polo shirts with our collars flipped up. With light blue shorts and and a white cloth belt. It will be awesome.I've got the polo and the shorts, but I lost my belt. Better hit up abercrombie.Spellbound by a thousand thoughts, this veil of tears summons the beings of darkness to my sideAs Scandinavian Ice Princesses dance like fluttering dreams around my head too soon forgottenI can but hum a magical tune to turn away the silence of my own heart The silence of my own soul But where has it gone, has it been so long?? These questions haunt me like a snake haunts the dying thoughts of a poisoned man in the Arabian desert Still I beckon the beings of light to do battle in one last fight for the good of the CosmosStand guard Jasmin, unsheath your sword, Gargamel!!Evil lurks in the craftiest of placesThe smallest of spacesThe fastest of pacesI turn away to shield my gaze from that which seeks my demiseOnly to see a sight that restores my heartMy flittering fortunes, found againIn the cooing of a baby dove, his tears drenching his feathery faceHis feathery paceHis feathery race Has been run, the finish line in sight, he turns to me and smiles and with one soft "po-tweet" gives me the hope I need to carry on.This I truly and honestly believeWonderful!!RR, LLY, Mr.Z, and Clay. You sir, are a God. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I've got the polo and the shorts, but I lost my belt. Better hit up abercrombie.I need to go shopping, but I'm still excited! Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 lol. just to scare the hell out of everyone. BUMP (and I suck for not doing this at 4 am so people can wake up and truly think it's a real comeback).It worked. NH. But this thread was fun to read through. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 this made me cry Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 this made me cryQuality bumpage. Link to post Share on other sites
Ben_G 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Bumped for Obv reasons.... Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I can honestly say this was one of the better posts on this forum. Link to post Share on other sites
The Dynasty 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 internet is serious business......fwp was such a terrible thing FCP had to ban him for 2 years.. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 i concur....you put your heart and soul into a forum and they shun you away ....Beat it FWP Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Baby I'm a want you, Baby I'm a need you, You're the only one I care enough to... Alright, that's enough. Really, though, we ban the most fascinating train wrecks. It's a shame. Link to post Share on other sites
Fade2241 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Meh, he did cause trouble but i used to love reading his old posts. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Meh, he did cause trouble but i used to love reading his old posts.He's back. Link to post Share on other sites
The Dynasty 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 ill be gone soon.....it is a shame ya I have my drunken rants but I <3 fcp Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 internet is serious business......fwp was such a terrible thing FCP had to ban him for 2 years..2 Years? What did he do kill a mod's mother. Ive seen links to horrible porn here and those people are still here. Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 2 Years? What did he do kill a mod's mother. Ive seen links to horrible porn here and those people are still here.qft Link to post Share on other sites
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