chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'd like to take this moment to announce that I will forgo my prior commitments on Sunday and declare for this Sunday 100K stakeament. This was a very tough decision for me, one which I have talked over thoroughly with my family, friends, minister, and Jon Bon Jovi. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Royal wants steak. Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Royal wants steak.Jumping ship so soon you traitor ... just kidding bud You know you are entering a draft pool hey ;)gotta love betting on how well your team does in a huge poker tourney.GL to TB and TJ Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Stake me please...Im new, but I <3 WhatArunAA!!!can u get 497 more posts by sunday? Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 can u get 497 more posts by sunday?I wouldn't bet against it. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Jumping ship so soon you traitor ... just kidding bud You know you are entering a draft pool hey ;)gotta love betting on how well your team does in a huge poker tourney.GL to TB and TJI'm not jumping any ships. I'm just making sure i have goo implied odds in this tourney ;)u said its up to the forum to decide ur stakes. and if i get picked. i'm game! Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 A canadian, and American, and a pastor are all on a boat full of school children that runs into an iceberg. As the boat is sinking, they realize there is only one life raft. The american grabs the raft and starts to get in. The Canadian says "Wait, what about all the children?" The american says "Screw the Children!" And the pastor says......"Think we have time?"Dubey8989 (Calgary)You can Sharkscope me if you want. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 A canadian, and American, and a pastor are all on a boat full of school children that runs into an iceberg. As the boat is sinking, they realize there is only one life raft. The american grabs the raft and starts to get in. The Canadian says "Wait, what about all the children?" The american says "Screw the Children!" And the pastor says......"Think we have time?"Dubey8989 (Calgary)You can Sharkscope me if you want.i didnt loli dont know why?edit_ wait...jahahhas sfewe themlol...i get itvn Link to post Share on other sites
jethrodull 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 So, a Rabbi a Priest and a Methodist walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this, a jopke?"Jethrodull (Mt Pleasant) Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I am literally the least funny son of a ***** to ever grace these forums, but how about hookin a brother up from Wisconsin. You won't be sorry.Change your avatar back to the kissing girls please kthx.Jopke:A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiousity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog.Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing.However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!"The player smiled and said, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."--or--A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.Joe again prays..."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.Once again, he prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order."Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:"Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket." Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedKills 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 watch out for your little brother:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceK2KkxvtoUYoungstunna7 (Hoffman Estates) Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 ok.. there has been 14 confirmed stakeists for the draft.. I included everyone that said a joke and stated their Stars screen name+City in their post.. you also must have 500 posts... SOOOO..the next 6 people that say a JOKE, have 500 POSTS, and state their screen names will have the opportunity for 19k. Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 confirmed so far....dogpatch- dogpatch666(milledgevillespeedkills- youngstunna7(hoffman Estates)bdc30-bdcfcp(dutton)Dubey-Dubey8989(Calgary)SilentButDeadly3-SilentPhenomTobyTobey-TobyTobey(Willoughby)Naslund44(Kelowna)TuckerMichell-TuckerBucketFatman-liverpool14(Barre)Beaverstyle(allendaleFCP)blakheart-blakheart916(Roseville)Freak2304- freak2304 (Lawrence)mkaplan108-scenester09 (Coral Springs)wsox8-wsox08 (Arlington Heights) Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 This draft idea is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Change your avatar back to the kissing girls please kthx.Jopke:A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiousity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog.Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing.However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!"The player smiled and said, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."--or--A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.Joe again prays..."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.Once again, he prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order."Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:"Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."Done, but with a slightly different picture that teases you a little more. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Two cowboys are in the kitchen....which one is the real cowboy?The one on the rangeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 confirmed so far....dogpatch- dogpatch666(milledgevillespeedkills- youngstunna7(hoffman Estates)bdc30-bdcfcp(dutton)Dubey-Dubey8989(Calgary)SilentButDeadly3-SilentPhenomTobyTobey-TobyTobey(Willoughby)Naslund44(Kelowna)TuckerMichell-TuckerBucketFatman-liverpool14(Barre)Beaverstyle(allendaleFCP)blakheart-blakheart916(Roseville)Freak2304- freak2304 (Lawrence)mkaplan108-scenester09 (Coral Springs)wsox8-wsox08 (Arlington Heights)You doin that 'teams' thing against tb17? Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 yes its long but this one is for ChrozzoBeer Troubleshooting SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth.SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him.SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer.SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air guitar.Knollie919 (grosse pointe FCP) Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 TJ u can have first pick since you're going through the trouble of picking the 20. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ok.. there has been 14 confirmed stakeists for the draft.. I included everyone that said a joke and stated their Stars screen name+City in their post.. you also must have 500 posts... SOOOO..the next 6 people that say a JOKE, have 500 POSTS, and state their screen names will have the opportunity for 19k.a man gets home from a round of golf and punches his wife in the stomach. she cries and yells "what did you do that for??"he says "I'm hitting everything Fat today"baddum chingRoyal_Tour on stars will work Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 a man gets home from a round of golf and punches his wife in the stomach. she cries and yells "what did you do that for??"he says "I'm hitting everything Fat today"baddum chingRoyal_Tour on stars will workA man is stranded on a desert isle. After 5 years, a woman washes up on shore.She says to him "I bet you'd like a cigarette." He says yea. She unzips her wetsuit and pulls out a pack of smokes.Then she says to him "I bet you'd like a shot liquor." He says hell yea. She unzips her wetsuit a little further and pulls out a flask of booze.Then she says to him "I bet you'd like to have some real fun now." He says "Lady, there is no way you've got a set of golf clubs in there!" Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Knollie is number 15.. I can't believe there isnt 5 people out there that want a free opportunity to win alot of moneys. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ya, and if yourre a total donk like me you should be able to get deep easily Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 you hear about that boy who had burned his hands? He needed the the right skin to be grafted on so they used his foreskinbut now everytime he rubs his hands together they swell up Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ok.. there has been 14 confirmed stakeists for the draft.. I included everyone that said a joke and stated their Stars screen name+City in their post.. you also must have 500 posts... SOOOO..the next 6 people that say a JOKE, have 500 POSTS, and state their screen names will have the opportunity for 19k.Oh well. gg me. I tried.PS. I did manage to cash in this thing this past week. And I did declare myself eligible. Should I drop out of the draft? Link to post Share on other sites
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