grocery_mony 8 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I think it should be easy since many of the top pro's (money800, etc.) will still be in the main event next week! swStake me, stake me!!blakheart916Rosevilledid money finnally make a day 2? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 i thnsk i needa as rtakes herei am sober on dsunday afterennonws\\\weeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 TJ, you want to have like a $20-50 sidebet on whos "stake team" gets more money this sunday?f no.. cuz you will recruit.. I get the first 10 people that want it.. next Sunday we can have a draft if you want to though.. of 20 stakeists.. and we will draft 10 each and then do a side bet.. such degeneracy. Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 btw win the 25k gtd please thankyou.sucking up always works:).. I need your stars screen names folks..oh.. and a joke.. no joke= no poke Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?We'd be eating pussy every thanksgiving!HOLLA SHIP IT Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 sucking up always works:).. I need your stars screen names folks..oh.. and a joke.. no joke= no poke"http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/413/Naught...t+Stick+People/there's my attempt. freak2304 (Lawrence)"This no good?? ok...i'll think again... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 In the Middle of NowhereOn a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 English men and 1 English woman2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman2 American men and 1 American woman2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. DoinSublime: The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 In the Middle of NowhereOn a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 English men and 1 English woman2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman2 American men and 1 American woman2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. DoinSublime: The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either.Yes, Chrozzo did in fact type this all by himself. That is a Fact.^^That's my joke of the thread.^^ Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Yes, Chrozzo did in fact type this all by himself. That is a Fact.^^That's my joke of the thread.^^tooa a along time? Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 f no.. cuz you will recruit.. I get the first 10 people that want it.. next Sunday we can have a draft if you want to though.. of 20 stakeists.. and we will draft 10 each and then do a side bet.. such degeneracy.We can do the draft this week LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I am literally the least funny son of a ***** to ever grace these forums, but how about hookin a brother up from Wisconsin. You won't be sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Another great youtube vid Throwemaway (Allendale) Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 We can do the draft this week LOLok.. lets get 20 players and dooooo this ASAP.. Link to post Share on other sites
psufans2 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 i apologize to u 2 cuz we all know i would #1 pick but im staying in college weeeeeeeeeeeee waiting for the big payday next year lol glp.s. we all know i would be number 1 lol Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Ok, the first 20 people to make TJ or me laugh get staked by either one of us. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 i just peed in the sinkfor the thirs timesshit Link to post Share on other sites
lunarphase 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 the prizes are so watered down for such a massive field i'd rather just buy in if I decide to play it but gl steaks Link to post Share on other sites
mkaplan108 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Ok, the first 20 people to make TJ or me laugh get staked by either one of us.Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.scenester09 (Coral Springs) Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Ok, the first 20 people to make TJ or me laugh get staked by either one of us. Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 http://pokerforums.fulltiltpoker.com/viewtopic.php?t=17416guaranteed you will laughhe's famous on more than one poker forumD-BAG Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 i just peed in the sinkfor the thirs timesshitI'm actually wondering if you pissed or shit in the sink, even money that you probably did both. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'm actually wondering if you pissed or shit in the sink, even money that you probably did both.nopwjsut pisss Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 You wanna see a joke?Look in my pants.wsox08 (Arlington Heights) Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'd like to take this moment to announce that I will forgo my prior commitments on Sunday and declare for this Sunday 100K stakeament draft. This was a very tough decision for me, one which I have talked over thoroughly with my family, friends, minister, and Jon Bon Jovi.**Edit** forgot the word draft Link to post Share on other sites
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