ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 So I had 100 bucks cash fresh out of my poker account from buddy and we play our .25/.50 cash game.I am on the life tilt halfway in no questions please.I move all in dark UTG. I look and I have K3 I was then procceded to be slow rolled with AA I soflty said " sir " this hand simply cannot lose.I lost.3 hands deeper I get K3 again but then I obv have to mix it up thus I limp KRABLAR and I flop 2 pair. - I get pwned on river for $40I then say what the truck ? I should of taken a pic for FCPlol yeah I get K3 soon after and I ship it in for $100 pre flop and I was called by AJ and A10I calmly say with camera ready.... " your drawing dead "as I start stacking my chips I then realized on the river I had lost the hand.AJ hit a Jack on the river for the scoop and my friend screamed WTF RIGGED I am folding K3 in all pos. and this is the thread to post if you lose with K3Thank you That is all. Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 you don't play with k3 you try to crush it. Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Parents - Hug your children.Edit: and get them haircuts. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 lol+1 on playing on a wooden table Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 So how often do the cards fall through the cracks in the table? Link to post Share on other sites
Exodustjs11 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 are you playing in a forest? Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'm thinking ryland is rising to the posting comedy equivalent of akaconditioner, jfarrel, JMoney/rippytyde, smash's "thanks for the car", RonMex yelling at the deaf guy, etc.Well, maybe not that gold yet, but he's def getting there.He's at least on par with CUin4yearsDan. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 How you know you're the town baller: This is the prize pool at your poker game. Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 OPPS ! almost forgot ! " pinch pinch " Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 I knew the george washingtons would be noticed ...There were 20s under them. I swear. Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 lol+1 on playing on a wooden table nvmd Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 are you playing in a forest?No, but all its missing is leaves lol Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I see no beer, liquor, chips, dip, sandwiches, pizza, bills over $1, or strippers. What kind of game is this? Link to post Share on other sites
footlongconey 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 this is what the "mouth" meant when he said "kiddie game down the street" Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 Belive it or not... The kid you get a glimpse of is the second best player around 18 in the state. Whos the best ? OBV Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 LOL NH ErikRyland!I actually laughed out loud while reading this post. Link to post Share on other sites
scweeber 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I see no beer, liquor, chips, dip, sandwiches, pizza, bills over $1, or strippers. What kind of game is this?frickin' mormons Link to post Share on other sites
footlongconey 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Belive it or not... The kid you get a glimpse of is the second best player around 18 in the state. Whos the best ? OBV2nd best player and 18 years old?? come on you still got mamma's milk behing your ears. Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 2nd best player and 18 years old?? come on you still got mamma's milk behing your ears. Oh.... your right Im 1st 2nd 3rd and... 4th best !TY Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Oh.... your right Im 1st 2nd 3rd and... 4th best !TY have you reveled your pokerstars/FTP user name yet? i'd love to see a DB or a OPR of you... Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 I have no stats sir ! I bounce around on ids like a rabbit cashing out a grand here and there. Never can build but I am listed as a shark on sharkscope on a few ids on pokerstars and I am very confident in my game I do have a + ROI always and I am a winning player. I am 18 august 27th and I look forward to the big celebration when I make the Ryland birthday thread lol oooo yes there will be pictures and lots of them folks including me playing legally in a real casino ! haha Luck Always - Your underager Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 your sigs pic is staring at me , lol! Link to post Share on other sites
Sid Simelia 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 this is what the "mouth" meant when he said "kiddie game down the street"Score one for team newbie. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I have no stats sir ! I bounce around on ids like a rabbit cashing out a grand here and there. Never can build but I am listed as a shark on sharkscope on a few ids on pokerstars and I am very confident in my game I do have a + ROI always and I am a winning player. I am 18 august 27th and I look forward to the big celebration when I make the Ryland birthday thread lol oooo yes there will be pictures and lots of them folks including me playing legally in a real casino ! haha Luck Always - Your underagerI am going to get you a prostitute for your birthday. His name is Jimmy. Link to post Share on other sites
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