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you still giving out more?My sn is scenester09. I doubt you would have heard of my before, but I do have some good results.Something funny- My government teacher back in high school asked us what the worst amendment to the us constitution was...the answer- the 19th (gave women the right to vote.)

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^winner of the "weakest attempt" award
lol you finally win
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meeeeeee. as for something funny.how about a joke or 3?why dont women ski?because it dosnt snow inbetween the bedroom and the kitchen.How do you punish hellen keller?Put a plunger in the toilet.WHAT DO YOU TELL TO A WOMAN WITH 2 BLACK EYES?NOTHING. YOU ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE.IDK if you have heard of me before. You probally have. My stars username is Andrewgberg.

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I'll take a stake because I pretty much suck at life right now.Here's my favorite joke:Two molecules walk into a bar and one of them says, "Dude I just lost an electron." The other molecule asks him, "Are you sure?" and the molecule answers, "Dude, I'm POSITIVE!"LOLsn is Pryme72

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I'll take some stakaments... It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he was not watched closely.The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she had handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble.Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how things were going."Oh, everything is going very well." She said. "I think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling habit."The father asked her what had happened."The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars that I had a mole on my rear." She said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole.""Damn!" The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he would see the teacher's *** before the day was over."Ship it.EDITNo stake needed. GL all.Jeepster420 on stars...

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I weigh less then chrozzo.king1305 on stars.
LOL Winner.
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