SpiderGuard 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Am i not wrong in saying that what you do to one side you must do to another?Isn't that a common law in math?You're right, but you're picking up on the wrong problem with that line of the proof. The next to last line should read:Girls = (money^2)^1/2You're substituting Money^2 for Evil, and the square root of Money^2 is Money.Edit: Or like kestral said they did the substitution and skipped a line...I'm reading way too much in to that stupid joke pic. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 The square root cancels out the root, nothing must be done to the other side... It's kinda like -(-2)=x in which case the negatives just cancel each other out and x stays the same..[/quoteThat is completely different.... Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Am i not wrong in saying that what you do to one side you must do to another?Isn't that a common law in math?girls = (money)2money = sqrt(evil)replace money in the first with sqrt(evil) from the second to getgirls = (sqrt(evil))2 Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 If she wins i need to take her shopping and spend $50 dollars on her, if I win I get to love her butt.Chris, 1. Cheap date. I'm assuming the $50 dollars goes towards buying classy things like anal beads or street walking shoes.2. The second bolded part was great. Link to post Share on other sites
stan394 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 over/under when this thread will get locked? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 If she wins i need to take her shopping and spend $50 dollars on her, if I win I get to love her butt.So you're dating Brandi, eh? Good luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites
jmbreslin 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Stick It In Her PooperIt is fun. It can be disgusting if done improperly. It can be done in a respectful way.There is something very, very funny about the phrase, "Sticking your penis in a girl's *** can be done in a respectful way." Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 As a present for letting you stick it in her 2 hole, go buy her a case of Phil Hellmuth's ProPlayer Energy Drink. I hear it makes a great gift for any couple! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Ouch.nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Cost of anal sex: $50Cost of losing to a 3 outer on the river: $50 and anal sexGiving your girlfriend anal and choking her out: PricelessThis man gets it!There is something very, very funny about the phrase, "Sticking your penis in a girl's *** can be done in a respectful way."No doubt about it. Funny... but true. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 over/under when this thread will get locked?Shutup, you. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 The square root cancels out the root, nothing must be done to the other side... It's kinda like -(-2)=x in which case the negatives just cancel each other out and x stays the same..You must have gone to college for business Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 hiDrunk yet? Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 There is something very, very funny about the phrase, "Sticking your penis in a girl's *** can be done in a respectful way."Was thinking the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Drunk yet?He's just buzzed Link to post Share on other sites
hockey fan 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 BBFIDTS....it had to be said.... Link to post Share on other sites
Hockey Guy 4 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 this is the kind of comedy relief i come here for Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 One problem though,On the last part of the equation, what you do to one side you must to do the other.. You want to get rid of the square root, therefore you square evil, but you also have to square girlsSo therefore, Girls squared would equal evil..Actually it's not girls squared that are evil, it's square girls are evil.It's just plain mean to not put out Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 fck you OP for 2 reasons. 1) that ur gf is even semi-cool with the idea2) that ur gf plays poker and seems to think it's fine even if she is a donkgood night. Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 doing butt is healthy. Link to post Share on other sites
stevesavi 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 One problem though,On the last part of the equation, what you do to one side you must to do the other.. You want to get rid of the square root, therefore you square evil, but you also have to square girlsSo therefore, Girls squared would equal evil..youre a moron. the only problem with this proof is hte first line, require does not imply equality. a plant requires sunlight, that doesnt mean it is sunlight. that being said its a funny little proof. Link to post Share on other sites
gmanshade 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 As a present for letting you stick it in her 2 hole, go buy her a case of Phil Hellmuth's ProPlayer Energy Drink. I hear it makes a great gift for any couple!gmanshade ownzbut that is a lesson learned Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 The statement that Girls require Time and Money does not translate to Girls = Time x Money. The use of “and” substitutes to and addition, not a multiplication ( ex: I have a quarter and a nickel becomes 25 + 5 not 25 x 5), therefore Girls = Time + Money Time = Money Girls = Money + Money Girls = 2Money Money = sqrt(evil) Girls = 2sqrt(evil) Girls^2 = ( 2sqrt(evil) )^2 Girls^2 = 4 evil Therefore square girls are four evil… I killed it. My bad. Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 first responce about the black guys was pricelesslol, this sounds like my weds went to strip club had all my baller friends get me pissed drunk then we brought to strippers to buddys house srry thats all folks Link to post Share on other sites
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