My Sex And Poker Story

[nutzbuster 7]

ummmm........ewww?

[BellaireDrew 2]

ummmm........ewww?

BAN

[Big Jono 0]

I sat a lady friend down on my poker account the other day with 2k play money at a five card draw table, bet was if she could make it to 5k i have to buy her a present, if she didnt i got sex. (yes just normal sex you porn fiends) I won.

[mph552 0]

TTIWWP

[donk4life 34]

I'm sorry guys, but any woman who is willing to bet her vagina on a poker game is not the girl for me..And any woman who is willing to put her a$$hole on the line in a poker game, well, I'm sorry I dont' care who long you've dated her, I or she would be out the door..I just don't swing that way, your a$$hole is meant for one thing, and one thing only..

[psujohn 0]

I sat a lady friend down on my poker account the other day with 2k play money at a five card draw table, bet was if she could make it to 5k i have to buy her a present, if she didnt i got sex. (yes just normal sex you porn fiends) I won.

Sounds like you're married.

[Dogpatch 2]

I'm sorry guys, but any woman who is willing to bet her vagina on a poker game is not the girl for me..And any woman who is willing to put her a$$hole on the line in a poker game, well, I'm sorry I dont' care who long you've dated her, I or she would be out the door..I just don't swing that way, your a$$hole is meant for one thing, and one thing only..

SIIHP.

[donk4life 34]

SIIHP.

Please translate

[farmist 0]

I love this thread

[suicideking 0]

I'm sorry guys, but any woman who is willing to bet her vagina on a poker game is not the girl for me..And any woman who is willing to put her a$$hole on the line in a poker game, well, I'm sorry I dont' care who long you've dated her, I or she would be out the door..I just don't swing that way, your a$$hole is meant for one thing, and one thing only..

You act like the 'betting' is done between complete strangers. Its just a way to spice things up. And you don't like putting it in a girls butt? All clues point to you being 18. Try it, you'll like it.

[daniel mahan 0]

Please translate

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=64784is a wonderful thing...........

[donk4life 34]

You act like the 'betting' is done between complete strangers. Its just a way to spice things up. And you don't like putting it in a girls butt? All clues point to you being 18. Try it, you'll like it.

No, no, no..I understand this betting is probably done by couples..However, I would find it as disrespectful, no woman's vagina should be the center of a bet... And yes, I find anal sex repulsive and disgusting, putting it in a woman's shitter is fun? come on..... And good call on the 18, just turned it 2 weeks ago.

[farmist 0]

I can honestly say that I have never been that intrigued about dipping in the starfish.Don't see the point. But thats just me.

[Dogpatch 2]

Please translate

Stick It In Her Pooper

No, no, no..I understand this betting is probably done by couples..However, I would find it as disrespectful, no woman's vagina should be the center of a bet... And yes, I find anal sex repulsive and disgusting, putting it in a woman's shitter is fun? come on..... And good call on the 18, just turned it 2 weeks ago.

It is fun. It can be disgusting if done improperly. It can be done in a respectful way. If chicks dig it, then what's wrong with it? Much like choking, but that's another thread.

[fitzinabox 0]

I smell sex and candy, yeah.

[Dogpatch 2]

I smell sex and candy, yeah.

Like double cherry pie.

[troyomac 0]

I smell sex and candy, yeah.

Who's that lounging in my chair?

[Veener Schnitz 0]

[donk4life 34]

One problem though,On the last part of the equation, what you do to one side you must to do the other.. You want to get rid of the square root, therefore you square evil, but you also have to square girlsSo therefore, Girls squared would equal evil..

[fatman 1]

I love this thread

[Kestral123 0]

One problem though,On the last part of the equation, what you do to one side you must to do the other.. You want to get rid of the square root, therefore you square evil, but you also have to square girlsSo therefore, Girls squared would equal evil..

I don't have time to bang out an explanation, but you are wrong. Go back and read through it again; he skipped a step which is why you're confused but the "math" is correct.

[Veener Schnitz 0]

One problem though,On the last part of the equation, what you do to one side you must to do the other.. You want to get rid of the square root, therefore you square evil, but you also have to square girlsSo therefore, Girls squared would equal evil..

The square root cancels out the root, nothing must be done to the other side... It's kinda like -(-2)=x in which case the negatives just cancel each other out and x stays the same..

[donk4life 34]

I don't have time to bang out an explanation, but you are wrong. Go back and read through it again; he skipped a step which is why you're confused but the "math" is correct.

Am i not wrong in saying that what you do to one side you must do to another?Isn't that a common law in math?

[Miguel McHarris 0]

Cost of anal sex: $50Cost of losing to a 3 outer on the river: $50 and anal sexGiving your girlfriend anal and choking her out: Priceless

[Veener Schnitz 0]

Am i not wrong in saying that what you do to one side you must do to another?Isn't that a common law in math?

That is the common law but it doesn't apply to this case, so therefore you're wrong. It's ok it isn't the first and won't be the last time in your life.