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I have the KKHand DetailsReturn to Search Please note: You can only view your own down cards. Other players will only see your cards if they were played through to showdown.« Prev Hand | Next Hand » Hand Number 777542715 Start Date 2007-06-26 03:11:50.0 End Date 2007-06-26 03:12:55.0 Pot Size $4,410.00 Rake $0.00 Game Type Hold'Em Play Mode Real Table Name NL Tournament (Turbo) Structure NL Community Cards 4 3 5 A 2 Player InformationScreenName SeatPosition CardsDealt Start/EndAmount TotalBet Win/LossAmount Takeshi Kovacs 1 K K $5,550.00/$5,550.00 $1,595.00 $0.00 spaded1605 2 Q Q $1,220.00/$1,220.00 $1,220.00 $0.00 celest 3 $695.00/$695.00 $0.00 $0.00 jaseel0177 4 $2,260.00/$2,260.00 $0.00 $0.00 hurlboddom 5 $2,790.00/$2,790.00 $0.00 $0.00 valejojean 6 $1,465.00/$1,465.00 $0.00 $0.00 OBXBUCK 7 $1,275.00/$1,275.00 $0.00 $0.00 21andSingle 8 $1,435.00/$1,435.00 $0.00 $0.00 Kontolled Kaos 9 J J $1,595.00/$1,595.00 $1,595.00 $0.00 Hand ActionsPlayer Action Action Data Timestamp 21andSingle Set dealer/Bring in spot 8 03:11:50 Kontolled Kaos Ante/Small blind $ 30.00 03:11:50 Takeshi Kovacs Big blind/Bring in $ 60.00 03:11:50 Takeshi Kovacs Card dealt to a spot K K 03:11:50 spaded1605 Card dealt to a spot Q Q 03:11:50 celest Card dealt to a spot 03:11:50 jaseel0177 Card dealt to a spot 03:11:50 hurlboddom Card dealt to a spot 03:11:50 valejojean Card dealt to a spot 03:11:50 OBXBUCK Card dealt to a spot 03:11:50 21andSingle Card dealt to a spot 03:11:50 Kontolled Kaos Card dealt to a spot J J 03:11:50 spaded1605 Raise $ 220.00 03:12:05 celest Fold $ 0.00 03:12:10 jaseel0177 Fold $ 0.00 03:12:17 hurlboddom Fold $ 0.00 03:12:19 valejojean Fold $ 0.00 03:12:19 OBXBUCK Fold $ 0.00 03:12:19 21andSingle Fold $ 0.00 03:12:19 Kontolled Kaos Raise $ 350.00 03:12:24 Takeshi Kovacs Call $ 320.00 03:12:38 spaded1605 All-in $ 1,000.00 03:12:40 Kontolled Kaos Call $ 840.00 03:12:43 Takeshi Kovacs Raise $ 1,680.00 03:12:46 Kontolled Kaos All-in $ 375.00 03:12:47 Takeshi Kovacs Return uncalled portion of bet $ 465.00 03:12:47 Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00 Side pot 2 = $3,660.00Side pot 9 = $750.00 03:12:49 Card dealt to table 4 3 5 03:12:49 Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00 Side pot 2 = $3,660.00Side pot 9 = $750.00 03:12:51 Card dealt to table A 03:12:51 Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00 Side pot 2 = $3,660.00Side pot 9 = $750.00 03:12:53 Card dealt to table 2 03:12:53 Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00 Side pot 2 = $3,660.00Side pot 9 = $750.00 03:12:55 Kontolled Kaos Showdown Show card: Straight5 4 3 2 A 03:12:55 Takeshi Kovacs Showdown Show card: Straight5 4 3 2 A 03:12:55 spaded1605 Showdown Show card: Straight5 4 3 2 A 03:12:55 Takeshi Kovacs Hand result $ 1,595.00 03:12:55 spaded1605 Hand result $ 1,220.00 03:12:55 Kontolled Kaos Hand result $ 1,595.00 03:12:55sorry for the ghey Bodog History...

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Two things:Either:1) Stop smoking weed one hour before posting, or2) Smoke *more* weed before posting

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JFC is that really how Bodog does their hand histories?
Bodog actually has a pretty cool layout for the hand histories in its client-software, but I don't know if theres a better way to copy it than that.
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Two things:Either:1) Stop smoking weed one hour before posting, or2) Smoke *more* weed before posting
1.) It was 1.5 hours2.) I did. :club: Dank dir roger. Wohnst du in Wien?PS: Yeah VFB!
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Sorry Guys,should've just said:KK vs. QQ. vs. JJBoard: A2345
I've seen AA vs KK vs QQ vs JJ in a tournament (all-in pre-flop).J on flop, JJ holds up and busts the other players (he was the big stack)-- Not surprisingly, that luck-box went on to win the tournament with the newfound monster stack. -- Surprisingly, the luck-box was me (whee!) Don't flame me, I was killing time in the tournament waiting for the PLHE table to open up. When this hand was dealt, the were beginning the PLHE ring game (tourney was only a $30 donk-fest: the 1st place cash equaled (just over) one buy-in in the ring game)
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Oh please, lighten up. Just because we are talking about you behind your back in a language you don't understand doesn't mean we don't like you.
Ja, I kanns nicht glauben dass er so ein dummer wichser ist :club:
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I had JJ once, all in preflop after one raise. Then another dude pushes. Then another dude pushes... then the original raiser pushes.AA vs KK vs QQ vs JJ (<---me)J x x flop WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeTurn Q. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORiver x. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOstandard.

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Sorry Guys,should've just said:KK vs. QQ. vs. JJBoard: A2345
wuh??????? thats what the first post said? i thought it was something about a midget and an elephant, i dunno i must have misread it.
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