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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Ohe Schitt, the co-owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

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there was a powerpoint about this with pictures, it's much better with sound a stuff, idk i got it in a email awhile ago
yeah i think i got this email in like 1996
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Just for future reference, posting chain mails in gen poker probably not a good idea. If it were, my mom would probably come to fcp, and never leave.

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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Beans? We findourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know beans! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in anintellectual way. Beans is the only son of Pinto Beans, the carmagnate, married Pink Beans, the co-owner of Gimme the Pink, Inc. Theyhad one son, String. In turn, String Beans married Pea Beans. The deeply disturbed coupleproduced six children: Navy Beans, White Beans, Red Beans, Lima Beans, and the twins Bush and Pole Beans. Against their parents' objections, White Beans married Black Beans and raised little Split-pea Beans. Pole Beans married Scarlet Beans and went into acting under the name of Great PeterNorthern Beans. Soy Beans married Porkn Beans and miscarried several times in an attempt to have children. A white piece of fat representing an unborn fetus can be found in every can of Porkins food products to this day. Lima Beans married Green Beans and had a child named Jolly. Green Beans smoked pot and drank heavily during pregnancy, causing a minor birth defect in Jolly. After reaching the age of 21, Jolly Beans changed his last name to Green Giant and made a fortune in advertising. Navy Beans joined the Army and has never been heard of again.In the next generation, Jelly Beans married Coffee Beans....They had one son....Corona BeansYes, Im just bored enough to do this

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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Beans? We findourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know beans! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in anintellectual way. Beans is the only son of Pinto Beans, the carmagnate, married Pink Beans, the co-owner of Gimme the Pink, Inc. Theyhad one son, String. In turn, String Beans married Pea Beans. The deeply disturbed coupleproduced six children: Navy Beans, White Beans, Red Beans, Lima Beans, and the twins Bush and Pole Beans. Against their parents' objections, White Beans married Black Beans and raised little Split-pea Beans. Pole Beans married Scarlet Beans and went into acting under the name of Great PeterNorthern Beans. Soy Beans married Porkn Beans and miscarried several times in an attempt to have children. A white piece of fat representing an unborn fetus can be found in every can of Porkins food products to this day. Lima Beans married Green Beans and had a child named Jolly. Green Beans smoked pot and drank heavily during pregnancy, causing a minor birth defect in Jolly. After reaching the age of 21, Jolly Beans changed his last name to Green Giant and made a fortune in advertising. Navy Beans joined the Army and has never been heard of again.In the next generation, Jelly Beans married Coffee Beans....They had one son....Corona BeansYes, Im just bored enough to do this
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Beans? We findourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know beans! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in anintellectual way. Beans is the only son of Pinto Beans, the carmagnate, married Pink Beans, the co-owner of Gimme the Pink, Inc. Theyhad one son, String. In turn, String Beans married Pea Beans. The deeply disturbed coupleproduced six children: Navy Beans, White Beans, Red Beans, Lima Beans, and the twins Bush and Pole Beans. Against their parents' objections, White Beans married Black Beans and raised little Split-pea Beans. Pole Beans married Scarlet Beans and went into acting under the name of Great PeterNorthern Beans. Soy Beans married Porkn Beans and miscarried several times in an attempt to have children. A white piece of fat representing an unborn fetus can be found in every can of Porkins food products to this day. Lima Beans married Green Beans and had a child named Jolly. Green Beans smoked pot and drank heavily during pregnancy, causing a minor birth defect in Jolly. After reaching the age of 21, Jolly Beans changed his last name to Green Giant and made a fortune in advertising. Navy Beans joined the Army and has never been heard of again.In the next generation, Jelly Beans married Coffee Beans....They had one son....Corona BeansYes, Im just bored enough to do this
Well, add me to the list of those entertained by you (it must mean so much). And the bolded part was enough to make me throw out every can of baked beans I have in the house (right after I opened them and searched out the white fatty pieces for dinner).
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