litlebullet 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Everyone loves a speech right before they go allin. Here's the allin speech thread post yours here. Here's the first one.PokerStars Game #10356773506: Tournament #52468352, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/06/09 - 21:12:45 (ET)Table '52468352 18' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: bearhunter99 (3424 in chips) Seat 2: Vietshady (7785 in chips) Seat 3: 86reaper (2985 in chips) Seat 4: pokerkid888 (22463 in chips) Seat 5: UPTOWNPETE (6071 in chips) Seat 6: litlebullet (4915 in chips) Seat 7: FishOnTilt (2270 in chips) Seat 8: smedley64 (4345 in chips) bearhunter99: posts the ante 25Vietshady: posts the ante 2586reaper: posts the ante 25pokerkid888: posts the ante 25UPTOWNPETE: posts the ante 25litlebullet: posts the ante 25FishOnTilt: posts the ante 25smedley64: posts the ante 25pokerkid888: posts small blind 200UPTOWNPETE: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [5s Ah]litlebullet: folds FishOnTilt said, "I'm so sick of it"FishOnTilt said, "blow me etc etc"FishOnTilt: raises 1845 to 2245 and is all-insmedley64: folds bearhunter99: folds Vietshady: folds 86reaper: folds pokerkid888: folds UPTOWNPETE: folds FishOnTilt collected 1200 from potFishOnTilt: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1200 | Rake 0 Seat 1: bearhunter99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Vietshady folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: 86reaper (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: pokerkid888 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: UPTOWNPETE (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: litlebullet folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: FishOnTilt collected (1200)Seat 8: smedley64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)kudos to rdog for this gem.Seat 1: rdog7811 (4595 in chips) Seat 2: readyj (13275 in chips) Seat 3: DPFDennis (9145 in chips) Seat 4: CARTINO (10685 in chips) Seat 5: mutty888 (2825 in chips) Seat 6: Froggymizz (3635 in chips) Seat 7: Cutter 60 (5110 in chips) Seat 8: Dsnyder9521 (6315 in chips) Seat 9: obiedman (6873 in chips) rdog7811: posts the ante 10readyj: posts the ante 10DPFDennis: posts the ante 10CARTINO: posts the ante 10mutty888: posts the ante 10Froggymizz: posts the ante 10Cutter 60: posts the ante 10Dsnyder9521: posts the ante 10obiedman: posts the ante 10Froggymizz: posts small blind 100Cutter 60: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to rdog7811 [Ah Ac]Dsnyder9521: folds obiedman: folds rdog7811: raises 400 to 600readyj: folds DPFDennis: folds CARTINO: folds mutty888: folds Froggymizz: raises 1200 to 1800Cutter 60: folds rdog7811: calls 1200*** FLOP *** [As 2h Qd]Froggymizz: checks rdog7811: checks *** TURN *** [As 2h Qd] [9d]Froggymizz: bets 600rdog7811: calls 600*** RIVER *** [As 2h Qd 9d] [6h]Froggymizz: bets 1200rdog7811: raises 985 to 2185 and is all-inFroggymizz: calls 25 and is all-inFroggymizz said, "HAHAHHA GOT U GOOD U MOTHER ****ER DONKEY **** FISH **** FACE ***"*** SHOW DOWN ***rdog7811: shows [Ah Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)Froggymizz: shows [Qh Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)Froggymizz said, "ok"rdog7811 collected 7540 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7540 | Rake 0 Board [As 2h Qd 9d 6h] Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 |"I raise""You didnt even look at your cards""I dont need too, i saw you look at yours" Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Hwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn......!!!- Humberto Brenes Link to post Share on other sites
PokerFan 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Hwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn......!!!- Humberto BrenesAnother from Brenes: The Chark is hungreeyyyy.... Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 The one that doesn't piss me off when playing live poker."I'm all in." Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 All you can eat baby. Link to post Share on other sites
DAces 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 prolly the greatest speech was scotty nguyens' "if you call it all over babyyyy" Link to post Share on other sites
sdc12303 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Yeah I love when they have just a few more dollars than the bet to them and rather than just say I have $4 more or whatever, They give the Dramatic stare and low voice and proclaim...IM ALL IN! Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 The worst is "I put you all-in" in a multi-way pot. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 "Well, I guess it's time for me to go home"I've seen AA and 22 and 68o make this speech this week. Link to post Share on other sites
untunga 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I am partial to "i'm lolz in." Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel McHarris 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 |"I raise""You didnt even look at your cards""I dont need too, i saw you look at yours"That made me flinch!All you can eat baby.Hell yeahprolly the greatest speech was scotty nguyens' "if you call it all over babyyyy"I call, I play the board Link to post Share on other sites
stevesavi 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 The worst is "I put you all-in" in a multi-way pot.QFT, how about a god.damn number. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 lately ive been typing my action in the window just to piss people off, it usually takes less than an orbit for someone to say somethingwhen i type 'i fold' every hand, or ' i raise you 125' or 'i call' before doing my action Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 lately ive been typing my action in the window just to piss people off, it usually takes less than an orbit for someone to say somethingwhen i type 'i fold' every hand, or ' i raise you 125' or 'i call' before doing my actionThat's funny shite...And welcome back. Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Author Share Posted June 10, 2007 I personally use the "You sure you want to do this bud?" line. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 u guys are weirdo's. i never say anything online. unless i get sucked out on, then i spew words.Live, if i'm shoveling, i usually just say "Ok. lets do it" Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Playing a live SNG, I raised with KK trying to look like I was stealing from the button, SB goes all in, I utter to myself, "If you have aces, I'm going to rip my balls off." He had QQ and spiked a queen, obv. Link to post Share on other sites
mln_falcon 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 lately ive been typing my action in the window just to piss people off, it usually takes less than an orbit for someone to say somethingwhen i type 'i fold' every hand, or ' i raise you 125' or 'i call' before doing my actionAre you string raising as well? Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 lately ive been typing my action in the window just to piss people off, it usually takes less than an orbit for someone to say somethingwhen i type 'i fold' every hand, or ' i raise you 125' or 'i call' before doing my actionWhat did you do to get banned ? I've been wondering where you were..... Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 lately ive been typing my action in the window just to piss people off, it usually takes less than an orbit for someone to say somethingwhen i type 'i fold' every hand, or ' i raise you 125' or 'i call' before doing my actionok, nice one. I laughedPlaying a live SNG, I raised with KK trying to look like I was stealing from the button, SB goes all in, I utter to myself, "If you have aces, I'm going to rip my balls off." He had QQ and spiked a queen, obv.Still have your balls, at leastWhat did you do to get banned ? I've been wondering where you were.....posted vulgar link, as I understand Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I liked the Humberto Brenes from WPT season 3 when he goes ALL EEN! Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Gus Hansen: "Boom." Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Playing a live SNG, I raised with KK trying to look like I was stealing from the button, SB goes all in, I utter to myself, "If you have aces, I'm going to rip my balls off." He had QQ and spiked a queen, obv.talking about your balls encourages the queens to come out. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 talking about your balls encourages the queens to come out.lol vnh Link to post Share on other sites
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