So Howd You Come Up With Your Nickname?

[pitchgod 0]

I used to be in a pitch league at a local bar. I won the league the first 4 years with 4 different partners. The name just stuck after that

[Clay Aiken 6]

Clay Aiken, how did you get your name?

Ah, a tremendous question to be sure!! Let me begin by saying that even in the pits of greatest despair, there is often a morsel of hope that we can cling to, munch on, injest, that we might gain that much needed energy to face just one more day in this tumultuous tumult as the digestive juices of the human soul ruthlessly absorb each calorie of love and peace to give us just what we need in that moment when we truly needed it the most!! And if you hear the bluebird sing her sweet song to you today, remember that the melodies of the innocent birds are a light to guide us when we don't even know that we're lost, to draw us to the beating heart of the tear stained eyes of a raccoon cub so far from home, and to release that cascade of laughter that's been imprisoned by the chains of a young child's frown that really needs to be turned upside down, all around, and made into a calvacade of good cheer and dewdrop delicassies!! I venture to guess that only when we've travelled many miles down this highway of life, with those blisters on our souls demanding us to cease this never ending dance of life, that we'll truly understand how far we've gone and how far we have left to go, only to realize that these values are exactly equal on both sides as the sheer magnitude of the infinite loop of life is revealed to us on that day. This I truly and honestly believe. Wonderful!!

[AAsnake88 0]

I used to be in a pitch league at a local bar. I won the league the first 4 years with 4 different partners. The name just stuck after that

Pitching with 4 different partners? Kinky.

[timwakefield 68]

LOL @ this thread getting back on track.

[NoSup4U 0]

Ah, a tremendous question to be sure!! Let me begin by saying that even in the pits of greatest despair, there is often a morsel of hope that we can cling to, munch on, injest, that we might gain that much needed energy to face just one more day in this tumultuous tumult as the digestive juices of the human soul ruthlessly absorb each calorie of love and peace to give us just what we need in that moment when we truly needed it the most!! And if you hear the bluebird sing her sweet song to you today, remember that the melodies of the innocent birds are a light to guide us when we don't even know that we're lost, to draw us to the beating heart of the tear stained eyes of a raccoon cub so far from home, and to release that cascade of laughter that's been imprisoned by the chains of a young child's frown that really needs to be turned upside down, all around, and made into a calvacade of good cheer and dewdrop delicassies!! I venture to guess that only when we've travelled many miles down this highway of life, with those blisters on our souls demanding us to cease this never ending dance of life, that we'll truly understand how far we've gone and how far we have left to go, only to realize that these values are exactly equal on both sides as the sheer magnitude of the infinite loop of life is revealed to us on that day. This I truly and honestly believe. Wonderful!!

I think you are not putting as much effort into this as your fans have come to expect. The word 'munch' is not in Clay's vocabulary!!!This line however makes up for it: And if you hear the bluebird sing her sweet song to you today, remember that the melodies of the innocent birds are a light to guide us when we don't even know that we're lost, to draw us to the beating heart of the tear stained eyes of a raccoon cub so far from home, and to release that cascade of laughter that's been imprisoned by the chains of a young child's frown that really needs to be turned upside down, all around, and made into a calvacade of good cheer and dewdrop delicassies!! Mark

[farmist 0]

Ah, a tremendous question to be sure!! Let me begin by saying that even in the pits of greatest despair, there is often a morsel of hope that we can cling to, munch on, injest, that we might gain that much needed energy to face just one more day in this tumultuous tumult as the digestive juices of the human soul ruthlessly absorb each calorie of love and peace to give us just what we need in that moment when we truly needed it the most!! And if you hear the bluebird sing her sweet song to you today, remember that the melodies of the innocent birds are a light to guide us when we don't even know that we're lost, to draw us to the beating heart of the tear stained eyes of a raccoon cub so far from home, and to release that cascade of laughter that's been imprisoned by the chains of a young child's frown that really needs to be turned upside down, all around, and made into a calvacade of good cheer and dewdrop delicassies!! I venture to guess that only when we've travelled many miles down this highway of life, with those blisters on our souls demanding us to cease this never ending dance of life, that we'll truly understand how far we've gone and how far we have left to go, only to realize that these values are exactly equal on both sides as the sheer magnitude of the infinite loop of life is revealed to us on that day. This I truly and honestly believe. Wonderful!!

i just threw up a little bit in my mouth....but them I regurged it up bluebird style

[David_Nicoson 1]

I'm totally cool with it, but DN may not want an over 18 site linked and Dirk's work is all R rated. If you don't think you'll get busted, I'm fine with the addy being here.

Nice pictures. Want to hook up?

[Smartluck 0]

I'm a pharmacist and all the old folks call me the pharmist. I was also raised on a farm in rural missouri so just changed the ph for the f.Somewhat original I guess. I wanted to do some variation of Chuck Norris, but nothing was cool enough.

where at in rural missouri, I too was raised on a farm in rural missouri, southeast missouri

[Nikki_N 17]

Nice pictures. Want to hook up?

Our bedroom...five minutes.

[cubsfan44 0]

poker sn AC000000On the top of one of the buildings on sheffield outside wrigley is the letters A and C followed by 6 numbers. AC is said to mean year of the cubs in latin (I think) and the numbers represent years since the cubs have won the division (first 2) years since winning the pennant (second 2) and years since winning the World series (third 2). So AC000000 would mean that the cubs won it all. aka the end of the world.

[BudBundy 0]

bdomenizer B Bass Master B Bed Wetter B Bellringer B Buckminister B Burgermeister BBushwacker B Butt-wagger B Court Jester B Crossdresser B Dustbuster B Gas-passer B Ghostbuster B Grand Flasher B Grand Marshall B Grandfather B Grandma B Grandmaster One Grandpappy B Grasshopper B Grinchmaster B Thighmaster Thumb Sucker B

[therescav 0]

Nickname is cav.Look over there- its cav= THEREScav...Ppl on this forum seem to think my name is "the rescav"....which sounds weird.

[CBass1724 1]

Ok, my inbox is empty. Hi Nikki <3Umm, lemme see. Dumb and dumber came out and since my name is C.J. my friends started calling me CBass. Playing baseball growing up, I was either 17 or 24. So there you have it.Kick hisass CBass is a common statement at the tables towards me. I don't get tired of hearing it though.

[dbrent2 0]

Our bedroom...five minutes.

I'm on my way!

[bpope44 0]

I go out of town for a couple days and miss all the good naked pics....that sucks!!!!

[bpope44 0]

By the way - dating a stripper is not easy!

[notbad4agirl 0]

well i guess...cause i'm not bad for a girl

[Zippy Cootie 0]

This is how I came up with mine, try it will make you giggleThe following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

[Ouch-8s 4]

By the way - dating a stripper is not easy!

nothing worth doing is....

[DudeSurprise 0]

When rolling to a party like 6 dudes deep, my friend from high school mentioned that we were packing a "Dude Surprise." That became a well worn inside joke for years, almost spawning a hit rap song, and became my handle during the gold mine years of Party Poker.

[farmist 0]

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: Use the second letter of your last name to determine your new last name:

Yeah, I'm Loopy Waffle. ftw

[mrdannyg 274]

it was just keith, you have to let him have a power trip every once in awhile or he goes all nuts and wont sell a house for a month then end up in the poor house. from the ban description though, gay porn link, hmmm, odds are keith added that to his favorites, deleted the link from here, and banned rab so he couldnt share the link with the rest of the forum so he can use up all the bandwidth himself

that was genius.

This is how I came up with mine, try it will make you giggleThe following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

I'm Snotty Bubble. how did they know?

[Ukosumu 0]

Yeah, I'm Loopy Waffle. ftw

Well I am Cheeseball Pizza

[sloshr 0]

Well I am Cheeseball Pizza

Goober Apple here

[a__thekevlar__2 0]

Goober Apple here

squeezit giggle