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IluvMMaker

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  1. it is...they both have the same number of outs... 2. but if AK were against them.. AK would be in front!
  2. No....my overs are clearly ahaed....people allways ***** and mona abuot my overs winning...like 1010 vs JQ....i am pre domination.. 3-1!
  3. I'm sick and tired of this "OMG I GOT BAD BEAT, I HAD A POCKET PAIR AND ALL YOU HAD WAS OVERCARDS!"Preflop, a pocket pair only has 2 outs to improve,overcards have 6! (This is not even taking into account straight and flush draws!) That means overcards are at least a 3:1 favorite to improve and win the hand. So stop whining morans.
  4. HELL YEAH!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!So me and my buddy's go down to this bar today in my neck of the woods....they were having a super happy hour so we had to go. Well when we get there they also had a poker tournamint abot 2 start so I had to play! I ran to the car and got my mirrored Oakleys so I could pull off the best bluffs1EVER!! Anywaay...there werre about 40 people in the tounamint...I know that alot more than you normally can handle but its ok...I play in the big game..2-5NL HoldemBABY! So anyway, with alot of GRTEAT BLUFFS Aand showing my 7-2 after slamming chips down there throats I won!!!!
  5. I like you....wanna play heads up and see who gets BLUFFED MORE! !HAHAHA
  6. I beat your mom last night after I bluffed her ***!
  7. It means you need to learn how to BLUFF! tinted glasses and a hat. HELL YEAH!
  8. What you don't like to hear stories from one of the best poker players on here! I BLUFFED the hell outta that joker...showed him and then he had to be scared of me all night...I killed that game! WSOP 2006 HELL YEAH!! ALL THE WAY MM RULES
  9. I don't know what SW is but he is the best out there right now...I mean he won the WSOP BABY!!!! Look at them bluffing glasses<----
  10. I bet Moneymaker cleans those pansies out!
  11. I love Joe Dirt too!!! I love his haircut...I have a rat tail though, not as cool as his
  12. HELL YEAH!! I am so purple with excitment...let me first set up the scenario...we at a buddy of mines trailer park drinking and we hear about this dude that has a house game going on...big cash game...2-5 NL, I know that sounds higher than what you guy s are used to but its ok.. .I can handle limits liek that...so immediately I go get my rainbow reflective lenses out of my truck cuz I know there is going to be some BLUFFIN tonight!! HELL YEAH! so we get to the game... get a couple of beers in us...the good stuff...budweiser...and get to playing...i get 7-2 on my first hand and I know I have to
  13. Dn should just bring with him some silver bullets...you all know that Clowns are allergic to pure silver...also if you hit them in the head, they pop like a baloon...but with light,,I have hunted manya times I always come back a winner....damn deers are so dumb when they see the ligjht...they are like huh?
  14. What about you?PorkSteakMeatand sausage!
  15. dead fat pigs are where its at....gimme one of them and I will have your mouth watering before you can say pig! damnI l;ove me some of that good studFff
  16. Ronnie M you are the man,...you are so funny in your posts....I love to follow you around and just watch stuff that makes you think and like to post funny stuff!
  17. Ronnie M you are the man,...you are so funny in your posts....I love to follow you around and just watch stuff that makes you think and like to post funny stuff!
  18. Ronnie M you are the man,...you are so funny in your posts....I love to follow you around and just watch stuff that makes you think and like to post funny stuff!
  19. no it's better....cuz you get to bluff and then shove it down there throats when you do...I would be the best at this game....I have tinted rainbow sunglasses...Oakleys that is...Just like my boy from TN....
  20. I love Annie Duke...thats basically the only way a fella can get his gay tendencies out without rubbin on another man...
  21. you gotta check this out...what if you were playing hold em but you were allowed to see the other peoples cards and not yours....oh man...this game would rock...I could bluff the hell outta some people. I would wear my mirrored rainbow tinted Oakleys...they would never know what hit em....they would fold and then they would look at their cards and I would be like bitch...hA....you had a monster and your dumb ass didn't know it because I was such a good bluffer....damn I would be the best at that game
  22. I hate banks too!! ****ers always try to make you get nekid and shit like...come on man..do it...and I am telling them no but...damn!
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