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jeremyb311

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  1. Oops...thought his all in was for 330,000.....guess he was commited. no flames please i am hungover.
  2. This seems weird it shows the board flopping him an open ended as well as a str8 draw. But no mention of this is made in the text? I think one of those cards should be a diamond. If he really flopped that big of a draw the correct paly would have been to pound the flop. If he called that big of a bet he is pretty much commited on the turn no matter what. This all depends on which draw he had.
  3. I think there is only one logical solution to this problem. 12 rounds of bare knuckle boxing sanctioned by FCP of course. By the way after reading this post I've decided to sign my girlfriend up on FCP so that every time she bit.ches about anything we can just take it to the forum like GROWNUPS. This way everyone on this forum who has absolutely no interest in our problems can read and reply. Becasue that is what logical, intelligent people do.ohhhhh I see what the problem is. It is that whole logical and intelligent criteria.
  4. Seriously.....God I hate Humans.Seriously, God, humans? What are you getting at here?"In the struggle for survival, the fittest win out at the expense of their rivals because they succeed in adapting themselves best to their environment."-Charles Darwin-I wish this were the case with the overpopulated Homo Sapien genus.
  5. I kinda doubt you'd be able to break a record like that.Imagine the suppliers who buy it from mexico for like 10 million bucks or whatnot.That's a lot of cannabis.p.s. I estimated my numbers. Not buying from mexico 8)
  6. I would set the world record for the largest amount of high grade cannabis ever purchased and then I would get really high for a long time and reflect on the fact that I am the shit.
  7. Seriously.....God I hate Humans.
  8. Due to the rise in Gas prices i have had to divert some of my oatmeal funds to gas funds. It has been a rough couple of weeks. Plenty of hills but no oatmeal!
  9. I think Im gonna win here is my pic so you know it when you see it on TVhttp://www.sickopath.com/gorp10.html
  10. I feel the same way, are all of you doing this from memory, too? Or looking them up? Because I'm fresh out of ideas....Bravo guys.had to look mine up from my faves for accuracy. If you mispel one werd on this siet thei wil flam u like no uther.
  11. I know...people at my office giving me weird looks. Too funny to not laugh.
  12. "Oh, I was unstoppable! Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella, with just the right amount of grease on the joystick." - George, on his gaming skills, in "The Frogger""What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat too?" - Elaine, in "The Frogger""Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still with you?" "Umm, as far as I know.""Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement? "Uhh, I guess I hadn't...""Well,
  13. favorite Poker Quote: I never want to be called a "good loser". Show me a "good loser" and I'll show you a loser.STUEYFavorite Seinfeld quotes:"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?" - Georges Father in the marble Rye episode"I can do six weeks standing on my head. I'm a sexual camel." - George in the abstinence epsiodeCheersJB
  14. This was my first vote for most retarded thing heard today, but is now a close second. You should learn how to give yourself a blow job. Easier than posting.You are a Jackass.
  15. I'm actually also half christian. So maybe one of my ancestors killed Jesus. And my ancestors killed my ancestors and then what am I?ThePokerJewCongratulations on typing the dumbest thing I've heard today.
  16. Yeah.....my apologies that was an accident....my boss was walking in.SORRY ALL PLEASE NO ONE REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND LET IT DIE INSTEAD REPLY ON THE OTHER INNANE THREAD ON MIN BUYING
  17. Happy Birthday.Now leave me alone before I cry.Worst case = me bumping your post to help get some people out thereWish I still lived out there soundsd like fun.What time is the circle jerk?Cheers
  18. Buying in for the minimum is weak as does not allow you play to your full potential. Especially in a 1/2 game where the raises preflop often force you to throw away hands that are playable in deep money situations.Ask yourself this if you buy in to the game for fifty and someone raise to 7$ your shouldnt call with 67s as it is more than 10% of your stack. So if you want to sit with 50 and wait for AA or KK and hopefully not get blinded off GL to you.A real player will buy in for the max and create more value for himself and use his stack to get chips.CheersJB
  19. Good Lord. Hopefully she wins enough for a healthy stint at the betty ford clinic. Addiciton is no laughing matter. And as far her and hellmuth....I am still trying to burn that image out of brain. tyCheers,JB
  20. I love the Eagle use to play there all the time before I turned 21. They killed there card room for a little bit. Great place to check raise old people if thats your thing.
  21. yeah didnt really have time to read 500 posts...blow me
  22. Could anyone really for see themselves using this as a card cap in the near future? 8) http://www.flopgear.com/detail.asp?pc=10-DNCCNo disrespect to DN but I don't think I could take myself seriously let alone expect anyone else to. Unless, it is blessed with special powers. At any rate I would have to let a likeness of DN protect my Cards before....oh lets say W?Cheers,JB
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