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http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/index.htmThis is the site there are several hilarious mock articles. Here is another of my favorites.http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/m...ch-the-fish.htmEnjoy

How To Write Bad Beat StoriesDoron SingerMany years ago, some caveman or another came up with the brilliant idea that "hey, fish don't fight as well as dinosaurs, let's eat them instead". Thus fishing was born. However, fishing is about as exciting as an extreme aging competition in your local home, so to pass the time, the aforementioned cavemen invented fish stories.Fast forward a couple of decades. Some cowboy or another comes up with the idea of robbing fish instead of trains, and invents poker. However, to the professional player (which everybody is, really. I dare you to find someone who

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Excellent post.I hope I am in the majority of people watching the WSOP who would say this:I would rather see top pros battling it out (i.e. Flack, Doyle, Flack, Ly in SH NLHE or Ivey, Williamson, Hellmuth PLO) for smaller prize pools over the ridiculous plays being made by some of the donkies in this years main event. Some of these guys I don't even think I need the pocket-cam for. They look they came straight out of (insert you casino's 4-8 LHE game here).Granted, I didn't play in the main event this year. So I guess these guys have something over me. I hope as the field narrows the donkies

When the board flops a pair and some donk has one of the paired cards and announces at the end of a hand that "he flopped a set".When some donk starts talking about pot odds to justify his call when pot odds made his call unreasonable.When some ass in a tournament calls down with pocket XX (insert X = 2 to X = 8) calls down on a AKQ 10 10 board shows his pair like he had to call becasue he had a pocket pair. Not to the part that pisses me off the most. THEN the whole table sympathizes and agrees.When some retard calls a bet of, oh lets say 2000 (rebuy tournament) and leaves himself with 75.

LOL, I sure hope you only ripped this off of Doyle and Tiller isn't you. You LIMP with the pocket Aces, then check the flop. The turn gives the man a royal, flush, and str8 draw, and you check again. This was terribly played in my opinion, but what do I know.This is an actutal bad beat. And I don't think you misplayed it terribly depending on how the table was playing. Don't listen to assholes who's bankroll couldn't even make a round of blinds in this game.Tough one.

My friend has the same montior and loves it. Never really seen him play more than two tables, but from the looks of it it could be done comfortably to where you could still see enough of each screen to play all of them.Hope this helps.

Aggressive players dont defend blinds by calling. Loose passives do. Aggressive players defend by making a play on your obvious weak ass blind steal.Lucky...who are you and where did you find that picture of me?

i agree,too many people now-a-days dont understand the value of success. i dont care if people think everyone is equal, we live in a society with a dollar value and those who pay that value should deserve special treatment.I had a few crappy jobs too, and sure i got into some tiffs with customers, but i was always the one to get in censored for it. I would love to know what it was aboutI think I'll side with logic on this one. With regard to "It's something you have to put up with when you have a job," I doubt the waitstaff responded to an ad that said "WANTED: Punching bags who will dutifu

RecountHand Board a 7 K 5 5 7 7 1 2 3Yep i counted 3

I smell a poll coming on

Couldnt find one of him wearing a raiders uniform....had a sick game on Sun.

As much as I hesitate to respond to your 666th post. I don't really HATE them that much. Just like sarcasm. The reason I probably went off like that at the end was probably due to the fact that I quit smoking yesterday. I do enjoy that this post has inspired people with REAL bad beat stories to come out of the woodwork.Just bored, at work, on (unusually) a rainy day in Vegas.That's cool. I didn't mean to flame you or anything. I find those "bad beat" posts as annoying as anybody else. It's raining here in SoCal and I love it. It doesn't rain here enough, and it's so funny to watch everybody fr

all in good time my friend...gotta start somewhere.

As much as I hesitate to respond to your 666th post. I don't really HATE them that much. Just like sarcasm. The reason I probably went off like that at the end was probably due to the fact that I quit smoking yesterday. I do enjoy that this post has inspired people with REAL bad beat stories to come out of the woodwork.Just bored, at work, on (unusually) a rainy day in Vegas.

Game .01 / .02 cent NL Hold'EmI pick up 2 2 UTG and naturally I raise to 6 cents.Guy to my left re-raises to .12 cents. I callFlop is 10 - 9 3 I check guy bets 15 cents, I check raise him all in for 0.85 cents and he calls.Turn 9 River Q He has A K and rivers his flush. I couldn’t believe how lucky he got I had one pair on the flop and all he had was a draw!!!!!Now my bankroll is gone and am asking for a 1$ stake on any site to get me back into that big game.I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE POSTS ON A "BAD BEAT" SOTRY UNLESS THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS ARE MET- POT SIZE AT LEAST $1000 - S

Didnt think Id live to see the day a skee-lo reference was made on FCP, that had to be like 10 years ago at least. I wonder he has been up to know.Best regards Skee-lo.-JB-

Way to get it in when when you were three to one dog. Do that often, good practice.

.10/.25 PLO......yeah, slot machine poker, what did you expect, most people probably would have played your hand to cus "it was suited" flop one heart and think they hit the flush.

No ones defending her b/c of any of that....slow rolling like is a di.ck thing to do I dont care who does it to who. Terrible etiquette......I think he was doing it for the camera which makes it even worse.He probably was doing it for the camera...but not to show off. He was just trying to explain why he wasn't a complete donk for drawing out on her.True....The whole "how could I possibly lay this hand down" line took care of that. Thats like people at a 4/8 limit game saying I cant possibly lay down A4o preflop....he had a terrible hand. The way the action went the worst hand she had was AK

No ones defending her b/c of any of that....slow rolling like is a di.ck thing to do I dont care who does it to who. Terrible etiquette......I think he was doing it for the camera which makes it even worse.

Gutless...its a 10$ tournament, next time run to your couch and scrape up some loose change to hedge against your tournament buy-in. Sometimes your couch free rolls you into tournaments. Invite friends who habitually carry too much change and your couch will do the rest. Spare change in your couch is +EV. :dance:

Gutless...its a 10$ tournament, next time run to your couch and scrape up some loose change to hedge against your tournament buy-in. Sometimes your couch free rolls you into tournaments. Invite friends who habitually carry too much change and your couch will do the rest. Spare change in your couch is +EV.

X'sPlease change your avatar I've been having terrible nightmares ever since BK launched this ad campaign. He's just plain creepy. :shifty:

I was watching Jeoparady one day.Younger guy gets the Daily Double and when asked how much he would like to wager he says all in.Alex trabek looks at him like hes retarded. I don't think the other two contestants go it either, probably had seem mentally handicapped hypothesis.