Timdog1010

you use that word a lot, I don't think you know what it means...sorry, at this point it's practically obligitory...

fellas, in all honesty, this is getting a little too gay for even me.I'm just gonna step back and give you a minute to digest that...

or, you could have just gone into the bathroom and splashed some cold water on your face...

gold

Well obviously, you try the other quote first, and only bring out this baby if she seems unreceptive.Of course it will fail miserably, but you friends will think it's hilarious...

I dunno, if the girl's seen the movie, and has a decent sense of humor,the 'pretty big deal/leather bound books/rich mahogany' quote can go over pretty well.I've seen it happen...

my work here is done...

I thought you were kidding!I even put it in my diary:Adam made a very funny joke today...

you are so good-looking

ugh... 5 more minutes...

I've been trying to catch up and:QFT

so Matt's next thread in general should be _______________?

I'm not drinking Pinot!I thought that movie was pretty good.And you had to love the scene where the dufus from Wings had the Asian chick bent in half as he was bangin' her. That was good stuff...

I give you way too much credit.I got the reference and thought you were being clever...

your country was founded as a penal colony / insane asylum.color me underwhelmed...

Chris, have you seen 'Walk the Line'? I haven't cried, but as far as the 'father issues' angle is concerned, it's good for a lump in the throat and some general dustiness...

I watch It's a Wonderful Life every Christmas.I've seen it about 4,567 times.And I cry at the end of the movie. Every. Friggin'. Time.Then again, I'm gay.

Is this the Simpsons?I'm not sure.I'm gonna take a stab at it, though.Homer becomes obese to work from home?Am I close?

you're tough as nails.I guess that makes you Lenny Dykstra?

you're especially good looking today...

man-love?let's see... I've got some fishing line, some tapioca pudding, a set of needle-nosed pliers and a cucumber.Who's with me?edit:4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Timdog1010, dms26come here, you...

Rickey Henderson disagrees

enjoy that kitchen floor sex.'cause it comes to a screeching halt after that baby comes...

holy s.hit! this duck just talked!

#1 - it will effect you like nothing else that's ever happened to you before, or will happen afterwards.#2 - you seem like decent, fair and level-headed guy. I'm sure you'll be able to treat your step-son just as well after the baby comes. Even though you'll stop loving him.