lifelessimp

Edit: Sarnath'd... I'm stupid.I would pick once or twice, since you take that much risk just going through everyday life, cars, planes, other randoms stuff.

I was suggesting http://royalvegaspoker.com/But the best way is actually instant bankrollhttp://instantbankroll.com I think.Shiny chicken should be here any minute asking you to use his referral code...

Step 1: Get 40% rakeback for prima poker network from custom36 ( I really hope that's his name, or i'm stupid)Step 2: Sign up at Royal Vegas Poker and get $10 free.You obviously don't have the correct roll to play any of their games, (.5/.10 lowest for both limit/nl), but it's a start. and you get 40% rakeback!Too bad poker Fantasy stopped offering that free $50...

please shut up. Oh, and online poker is all rigged, so you should quit playing and leave.EDIT: @ op: I use avg pot size to find either passive games, or overly aggressive games.

Hey koop, you ran/run xc right?Have you ever heard of crystal springs?/off topic+1

Sorry about the crappy hand format, converter doesn't work.Limit Holdem .25/.5 (8 handed)Hero is UTGPreflop : Hero dealt K:club: Q:heart: (8 players)Hero raises; UTG+1 calls; UTG +2 calls; 3 folds; SB calls; BB calls;Flop:(10 SB) 7:heart: A:diamond: K:spade: (5 players)SB Check; BB bets; Hero raises; UTG+1 3-bets; UTG+2 calls; SB folds; BB calls; Hero Calls; Turn:(10.5 BB) Q:diamond: (4 players) BB Check; Hero bets; UTG+1 raises; UTG+2 calls; BB calls; Hero calls;River:(18.5 BB) 9:diamond: (4 players) BB Check; Hero bets; UTG+1 calls; UTG+2 rases; BB folds; Hero calls; UTG+1 calls;

If you're lazy, though, here's the link:http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter/

protecting your fishy tables, anyone?

made me laugh for some reason... :-)

In before poll, yo.+1(no)

I think this is a huge flaw in thinking on your part. There is a reason small stakes games are different from larger ones. The biggest, most evident thing is that in small stakes games most players are donkeys (we suck.) As such, they are MUCH more apt to go all in with much less than premium holdings. If you play at lower limits much, you can clearly see that people are much looser at low limits. I don't mean brilliant LAG players, i mean loose, call-down with nothing, horrible players. While 3 calls all in normally screams aces, that is the only hand you are behind to, and many players

er.. just realized there is no god.but the point is that spademan is one of the few always, always funny posters on the site. Most posts he makes are very funny. Spademan isn't one of those azzholes who randomly flames topics, he flames random and not random topics very well and also +funny. No crappy "DIEEEEE" shit and stuff .Don't get banned spademan you arewayto o cool and stuff so just don't do it you are really funny and like stuff yah and like yah and stuff. In conclusion, sleep is bad, staying awake to post on a message board is good.I will now get off spademan's balls and let the n

See, the thing is you are getting even odds with one guy all in, and even better (3-1) with 3 guys all in.If I am an 80% favorite, I would call that in an instant.If you mean KK is going to be 20% to win, that's only true if you know one of them has pocket aces. Otherwise, you are roughly 40% to win or so, making it an easy call getting 3-1 on your money. $10 tournament: the random crap people push with is... random crap. Maybe 1/3 times, someone has AA. In that case, someone do the math and find out your -EV. otherwise it's very +EV.I suck at life, and at poker. Spademan is god. Tenei

I guess this is serious... so:a $10 tourney? autocall. easy, easy call.kings win more than 1/4 of the time vs. what people push with (esp first hand) of a $10 tourney.

no problem.+1

Pwned is a "gamer" word. It is basically a mistyping of "owned", because the p is next to the o.One story reports that in an RTS game (either WarCraft II or Starcraft), someone made a custom map where losing players would see a special message. However, instead of typing in "YOU WERE OWNED," a typo resulted in "YOU WERE PWNED." It is said that every use of the word pwn therefore comes from this one hapless misspelling, or a similar one occurring in another game.that's the story I always heard.Wikipedia is your friend.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned

same as my name on here. Don't find me, I don't wanna lose all my money

nope, I'm right probability of rolled up ACES is 1/5525, or 5524-1.Yours is any rolled up.

isn't it like 4 choose 3 / 52 choose 3?it's like 1/5525 i think?

....It's the op being a newb and posting random shiz like this to up his post count....+1

Slightly less new poster trying to rack up posts as well...So I just got sshe and am going to spend this upcoming jewish holiday (yom kippur I think?) +weekend reading it.Hope it's as good as everyone says it is...

Tritz, I like you. I think you were misguided in your attempts to show fcp your "truth", but I still think you were cool. Just stop bringing up the topic of this bull, and when people make fun of you, just LAUGH IT OFF. NO ONE REALLY HATES YOU. THEY JUST THINK YOUR always being a dipshit. Good luck in all your ventures. You're cool. Online poker will not be "cracked." I assure you. And if it is, you won't be affected. No one will play at your limits just to take your money.Have a fucking good life, dude. :bubblebye:

Bummer what happened?some retarded thing where some students got restraining orders against other students. It was all bullshit that was basically made up, but we got fucked anyways. :evil: (still bitter...)

Sigh... My high school robotics team got shut down my sophmore year in high school, right in the middle of build period. GL to you.+1.

Ugh... I really didn't think I needed to add an SW to my post, but I guess I do.Besides, I like stars.