WhiteSpade

I agree with maybe not playing for the flush. I've been 4 tabling this system for 2 days straight (I no longer have a job but plenty of time on my hands). The systems been working great for me but the flush, the couple times it's hit, hasn't paid off.

I'd like to see what people are writing about me in their notes.

I've been playing for a few hours on 2 tables. I've been called 5 times and haven't suffered any beats. I too have been mocked for going all in preflop with KK... back to back hands. No callers, but I'm okay with that. Now people think I'm crazy and they're more likely to call.

Good luck. Everybody's been new sometime.

I can play a cheap SNG for the price of a beer... it lasts longer

Knowing I'm drunk.. I almost seem to focus more... the whole time I try to convince myself that I'm okay. Luckily I have the littlest bit of smarts to keep myself to low limits. I almost congradulate myself for folding iffy hands. I know this didn't add too much.. but I'm drunk right now.

Yeah, I can't find him either.. what's the tournament ID?

Would you put a chunk of it towards your bankroll, or spend it all on flying around North America Jay and Silent Bob style to beat down all the mouthy teenagers?

Imposter! He doesn't smile that much.

How long are you going for at these prices?

I assume this is in response to the crooked home game thread. If not... then right on.

I realize I wrote 'hear' instead of 'here'. Flame me - we don't know no english in Canada.. we're retards

lboarts - You say that the OP wasn't the one to start insulting everybody in hear. Saying that all Canadians play like retards sounds like an insult to me. DN's site isn't the best place to start generalizing Canadians in a negative way.

So, you've played everybody in Canada? Yes, I remember you! You're that guy that thought he was the only person to ever get beaten by crap like that. You made me laugh.

Called all-in with Ace 10?