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This is one of the funniest things i have seen on this forum.along with some dude telling daniel to TP/MM (sw) awesome. and the thread where one guy calls out phil ivey's re raise with AJ in a 3 handed tournament situation (i beleive theredpill99 but not positive). really that whole thread was great.

I need to get my post numbers up with the new regulations put in place. I aint no newbie dammit! yes. if the spread is seahawks +3.5 then they have to win by 4 or more. if they win by 3 then you lose. the .5 ensures no ties. If you are looking to have fun then go for it. but please please please do not bet on a team for any financial purpose. the house owns those games

It still baffles me why the better players criticize donks. DONKS ARE THE CUSTOMERS! Given, online they are in constant supply and seem to be everywhere, but isn't it better business to just be friendly to these people? Now, this is not quite related to this thread because it sounds like this guy was a d i c k on top of being a donk. So nice job. Did you sit with him at the 5/10 table?

cause I'm half way through a bottle of wine trying to drink the pain of my suckage awayI suggest switching to Gin,thats what i've been drinking and i'm horny for everyone who posted in this thread.Horny for everyone on this thread eh? you look me up.

My biggest problem is not even with my game... with my game it is reading people. but in reality, i simply HATE sitting at a table for 7 hours and losing 26 bucks. It makes me want to get drunk, and wollow away my sorrows on mr. negreanus site. Then i see that he does not have a new blog up, and my depression goes even higher. Seriously, i dont think that mood swings based on my poker results are healthy. If I could handle these then i would at least be a lot happier.

Daniel can be a wise guy sometimes, but he really is only goofing around. After reading his blog, his articles and seeing him play I am convinced that the guy has not done a malicious thing since 2001 (he didnt have articles or a blog before then so I have no basis for judging him before then). It's one thing to bash someone's sense of humor, but lay off of his character. As for your criticisms on his playing style, he's won 36 major tournaments. Ok? 36! He did not have one "lucky" year and then become this celebrity. Doyle Brunson also thinks he is one of the greats, and , if he keeps hi

I like your ignore list...

BOOYA you tool. you were the one suckng out time after time. your run is done. come on you were not iwnning in that year with the best hands you were drawing ioncredibly well as the underdog. all you have odne int he last year is call with censored hands and hope they come in. A year ago it worke dout now you just bluff when they don't hit well the odds have caught up.yes you are over rated and yes you had teh greatst year int he most important poker year (the year of the boom) god at least now you knowright, nevermind the fact that he won more than 100,000 dollars in tournaments alone in

Yes, the word on the street is that the better players play more hands, also known as an "uber aggressive" form of poker. Now Daniel, through my experience playing at the 1-2 nlhe tables on pokerstars you may want to consider tightening up. Perhaps you are not ready for this style of play. sw Ugh, keep playing well, brother. And check out to movie Poolhall Junkies... i think you'd dig it.

I started playing stud but i think my pre 4th street requirements are too high because i get bored as hell playing that game unless i am playing at a very short handed table. My best results still come from NLHE but that is probably because i have not invested enough time into learning the other games. Lousy schoolwork!As soon as i get some freetime i am gonna learn the other forms of poker. Think of it as martial arts. You can beat the hell out of someone if you are a world class boxer, but your fighting skills (and even your boxing skills to some extent) will be improved (positioning, wea

Here is the real question... if there is no poker in heaven, then is it really heaven. I'd rather play hold em with lucifer and stu ungar in a 105 degree p0ker room than sit on a cloud where cable tv, poker, and hot lustful women don't exist... here is what i am getting at: enjoy the fruits of life. I believe that man created religion; religion did not create man and for this reason religion can (and has) caused great good and great evil in this world. Forget your cooky nieghbor and keep doing what you're doing. I garuantee you that the previously hopeless kids that Barry Greenstein has s

nah, but i was expecting a moderately entertaining story... like someone sitting at the table got savagely beaten by the russian mafia during the game or somethin...

It's nice to see that our law enforcement officials are keeping the American people safe by putting the evildoers in their place (sw). This was a great blog (NO sw).

Good morning sir, this is Walgreens. We are calling to let you know your prescription is ready to be picked up.HAHAHA that's pretty funny.

Can't you just see the ominous view of the world crashing down upon all of thee? The rivers will run red with the blood of the nonbelievers! :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I am not interested in entertaining this offer, however, when i get back to school i want to download the woo tay titties thing. thats one of the coolest things i have ever seen. it will be easier to find it if this goes on my list of posts. to make this posting not completely worthless i will recommend the movie Poolhall Junkies. This movie is a gem and I feel like it is still yet to be discovered. Check it out.

Thank you, all of your advice totally helps. It's nice to see better (older and more successful) players helping me out. I am 19. Next question: can I play a WPT event out of the country (france italy i think)?... theoretically.

Love is the best thing in the world. The most important attribute that a significant other can have? Easy: you love the person you are when she is in your life. Explain to her what it is that you do (your passion i am assuming). If she doesn't give in just ask yourself if life would be happy if poker was not a part of it.ps. i really hope that this thread goes douche-free. and let us know how it goes. For some reason i feel attatched to this story... like a really good TV show (sw) seriously good luck dude

i dont even remember posting this. Haha I am in college and i am in a frat and i enjoy drinking, but i think weed caused this post. I actually started with like 30 bucks in an online account at the start of the school year and have played sit and gos and gotten it up to like 2 grand. Its a start i guess... and half of that came in one 20 table 20+2 win. I get the feeling some of you are pretty good so how do you minimize losses when you flop a pair of aces with a king kick and your opponent has a baby set - check out the nlhe strategy forum to see details.

OK, I was playing 1-2 nlhe and was 2nd from UTG. I had about 140 in front of me and raised to 4X the bb with AK. I got two callers, (one with about $200 and the other with about $85) and the flop comes down A 10 3 rainbow. I am first to act, bet about 15 and the 200 calls and the 85 folds. I put my caller on a hand like AQ or AJ. The turn is a 4 and I check, hoping to trap him. He bets about 45 and I raise the rest of my stack only to get called by 33. I think I am missing something huge here because something virtually identical to this has happened 4 times in the last week. So I gue

Well, say what you will, but I won my first five sit and goes and then cashed in three of them, I think i am ready to go to the WSOP and win that.

OOOO clever one. Suggestion, don't write anything when you are upset because you only make yourself sound like a bitter fool. This thread is stupid. You should cut your losses and move on. Wait, am I starting to sound like I know everything... kinda like PP? Sorry bout that (sw).

Anyone know what the age minnimum is to get into the wpt event in paris?