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if it sounds too good to be true...it's probably a scam

zomg!

I'm on page 5. Warren is a much better debater than Harris IMO, despite most of his arguments being flawed.

I don't think anyone will openly admit to changing sides, but I have noticed a lot of the "global warming is a conspiracy" posters stopped replying. Take that for whatever you think it means.

There is a lot of misinformation about global warming. The most important thing to note is that when CO2 levels in the past have risen, global average temperature has risen. The more CO2 we put into the air, the hotter the earth will get. Does anyone still disagree with this?

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. bring home the dinero!

No, i will not have sex with you. I don't care what you mean by "glass slipper," i am not gay.Oh, wait...disregard that. Your title brought back bad memories.

I say push. his bet looks scared, either an underpair or overcards. He will probably fold (or better call with 88)

Let's stop with the sarcastic replies. We're turning this thread into an assholeament.

I've found it really varies on what site/limits/tourney vs cash game you're playing.

Why don't you look it up in a Wordament?

bump in case ppl haven't seen this

qft. my jaw dropped when i read the latest two entries. i think if i read more my head would implode.

I play a lot of heads up (lower stakes) and since you asked here are my suggestions: Never play tired!!! If you realize that you're tired, take a break!!!!!!!! Agreed. I also stop for a few minutes if I've lost 3 or 4 in a row. Only play non-turbos You might win more in the long run if you play turbos. In my experience you can get through twice as many turbos as non-turbos in the same time period. Work 40 hours a week I would go insane, but good luck.Play at a site with rakeback. This will increase your bankroll so much more than you think. You can get 30% at absolute po

i hope you're mexican so i can laugh at that.

isuckthatisall

Lol, I'm glad I decided to read this thread today because this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Truly, you are a comic genius, my friend. SNL could do no better.If you actually knew what this expression connotes, you would realize how witty you are.

You got unlucky for sure, but after 16 no cashes in a row you were definately tilting. I'm not saying that its impossible to run that bad playing well, but there is no chance that after losing that many anyone would be able to think clearly. Take a break and come back to it later.

holy crap! rich companies are good to their customers.

In a $5 sng he likely will not be getting away from any top pair. Raise the flop, pot the turn, pot the river.

WTF? she is not that stupid. I don't know what she was thinking, but it definately wasn't "i thought he had pocket kk"

That's just bad luck. You played the hand perfectly. When the flop doesn't have a J or a T (2/3) of the time you win.

This is a really easy fold. He will not be bluffing here, he won't push with a weak ace, and he will only push if he has you beat.

I have a friend just like that. He constantly luckboxes into winning tournaments and then loses his entire roll the next day.

Yay! did it again! I think it might be the highest you can get.