Kantian

I'm gonna tell myself that wasn't sarcasm, so I can go to sleep tonight without cutting myself.<3

OMG U FIGURED OUT TEH FORUMZI have 79 posts. I'm not better than many people, but it feels good to know that i'm better than you.And stop sleeping with that guy's sister. ... and i hope you die in a car accident tomorrow. Focker OUT.

lets hope this is the last time you come off as dumb

this is the most pleasant post i've ever seen on FCP.EAT CRAP AND DIE NOW IDIOTS(sorry. Thems the rules)

'sitting out' of a SNG because you think you have a better shot of landing in the money than if you actually played.

actually the lamest, most childish OP i've seen in a while. I do like to imagine the following scenario, however:Phone to daniel: Daniel, the FCP site messed up a couple times for some dude in jerseyDaniel: CANCEL ALL OF MY GOLF GAMES!!!!! I NEED TO HELP THIS GUY MM/TP BEFORE I LOSE HIS BUSINESS TO POKERSTARS!!!

i think ur smart

You beat the game? Funny, I was under the impression you donked off $2000 dollars you could have used playing poker by playing a -ev game.Sounds like they got every dime back.

lol.FCP = fixing computer problems?

post of the year

Ouch. i felt matusow's pain on that one.If he happens to read this forum, that will probably make him cry. (Hell, he cries when raymer wins his big blind)

From what I can tell, 85% of this forum just sits around waiting for an OP so they can try to say something halfway clever and gain some weird type of internet respect.When someone says something as harmless as this post, and 3 guys try to say something crappy, its pathetic. Yes, pathetic. It's not funny or clever.. man you guys are just,... well, losers. That sucks... forum dwellers are weird people.

It's not the kind of thing any of us really feel overly inclined to put forth a response.DN is a dude that likes to play poker. Suddenly poker gets huge, DN gets an agent, and he gets to be a big kid. In a lot of ways he's still a teenager.. the dude plays video games and loves pool and good food and friends.. he's starting to get into religion and politics more and so he'll have some immature views and some pretty "superficial" moments ...and thats ok because its his blog, and he's just some dude, and we all happen to think hes an awesome poker player and a cool guy.So let me be the first t

how long has sean been gay?nothing says FA6 like writing a birthday manpoem in iambic gayameter.Ah its easter and im full... i dunno if i have the will to flame.

I work for Dell as a sales lead.So everyone makes fun of me :-)

Something is wrong with you. And phil.He's a tool and a ******. He'll do anything for a dime, except playing good poker :-)i don't hate him. In fact, I love seeing him on TV. Because lately, he's almost always losing. i like watching an entire final table (tournament of champions) laughing and making fun of him. I like watching the entire high stakes poker gang giggling when he walks off, and goading him when he's at the table.I love phil. But I don't root for him. His entire entertainment value lies within his losses.

my dad used to hit me a lot

You tell 'em, random no-name douchebag!

I apologize. Can we have sex now? I'll give you rakeback.

OMG U EXPOSED HIM!!!! that means you get to be king for a day!!!(grow up)

my dad used to hit me a lot when i was young.

OMG BECUZ OF TEH BOTZ!!!!!1one!11Man, i'm laughing my happy cack off over here. xdreamerx, please tell me how old you are. I want to complete the funny picture and send more links out to my NON-poker friends, who still think this is hilarious

I'm sorry that i hurt your feelings and made you feel stupid. I really am. I guess its just fun to point out how stupid other people seem, and im sorry that you didnt have the foresight to understand what you were posting.It's fun to pick on people. That's why I do it. That's why i'm a ballsack. I can see now that your feelings are hurt and that you're a little embarassed. So I apologize Next time you post something stupid i hope i'm at work or something so I won't make fun of you.Take care,Ballsack.

Seems like that one sentence speaks louder than your paragraph of BS Don't try to make it seem like you've got it together. You're the one who can't drag money from the PP donks, not me. Line of reasoning:The sky is green."no the sky isnt, its blue"OMG I DIDNT SAY IT WAS GREEN OK I JUST SAID LIKE SOMETIMES THE BLUE LOOKS A LITTLE GREENISH AND THATS ALL.Peace love and harmony,Ballsack.

Uhh. So, any poker player worth half a crap knows how to adapt his playing style to the table around him. So rather than searching the globe far and wide for a bunch of TAGs to push around, you could always adapt. I mean, you can't win money at PARTY poker? That means you're a donk, and you've just finally found a place where you can donk your roll up by playing people who have a better idea of the game than you do. Enjoy the short term gain at the fewpoker sites you can actually drag a pot from : )*edit: Slightly Loose Aggressive Aggressive play = every drunk donk i've ever seen in the