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Spademan

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  1. Fuck Cerrone here. I mean, I like the guy and all, but it just doesn't make sense here. Conor came up to fight RDA, the dominant beast champ of the division - and instead they'd give us not only not that guy, but the guy who that guy embarrassed and beat to death his last fight?

     

    Naw, makes no kind of sense. Couldn't be any more of an anti-climatic choice.

     

    Give him Khabib if you want to replace a real test with a real test, or give him Diaz to put on a critical mass of shit talk into one place.

  2. Yeah, I'm past thinking Trump doesn't have a chance at the R nomination. He's gone over that initial novelty hump by a country mile, and he has been impervious to the "ok, well, saying that piece of absurdity is the end" events.

     

    I give him the edge at the moment, and if he doesn't just outright take it, it will be a three-way close cluster**** when the time comes.

  3. I read this hilarious piece, maybe on Gawker, maybe slate, some liberal rag, that was a complete smear campaign, talking to people who knew Cruz at Yale, and about what a huge creepy weirdo he was and how horrified they are he could be president. It was delicious. That guy is a complete weirdo.

     

    My last post went into talking about brv about whether or not he was serious when he said he was leaning toward Cruz, or whatever, but somehow the first two sentences got deleted and I was too lazy to write it again.

     

    But this was part of it, so I'll reiterate: If Cruz doesn't set off someone's "holy fuck this guy is a creepy fucking sociopath" tingle somewhere at the base of their brain - I mean a real, physical, twinge at the base of their brain... if there isn't a reflexive revulsion to what, to a normal, properly functioning human being, should be the blisteringly obvious slimy, faux expressions that don't quite match up with the emotion he is attempting to convey - this clear, gross, contrived attempt at manipulation...

     

    If someone doesn't get that tingle, they, and I mean this, they are literally deficient in some way, mentally. There is literally something wrong with a person who doesn't have that instinct.

  4. then she got cut and told us how poor she was, and I felt bad.

     

    I had the opposite reaction. I know it isn't her fault, but when she was explained she was living with her, like I think it was seriously, 9 or 10 siblings in a mobile home, and she had to sleep in the kitchen, my thought was - well, if your stupid fucking parents didn't have like A MILLION FUCKING CHILDREN while being poor, you wouldn't have to sleep in a fucking kitchen.

  5. C'mon Rumble.

     

    He came on.

     

    Sage's ground game looks embarrassing, but more important - because ground game can be learned - was the heart aspect.

     

    There's no way he had to tap at that point. It was more of a "oh wow I'm uncomfortable and I don't know what to do please stop please stop ok I quit".

  6. I haven't seen any of the Alien movies

     

    Anyone who hasn't seen Alien and Aliens is a piece of shit who immediately needs to be handed over to terrorists for beheading.

     

    As an aside, my mother, who is not narcoleptic or anything, has, I am convinced it must be the case, some other sort of literal disease or impairment that causes her to fall asleep in movie theaters. She fell asleep during both Aliens and Die Hard when she took me to see them, respectively.

     

    Fucking Aliens. And Die Hard.

     

    Now, you may be wondering why I went to see Aliens and Die Hard with my mother. Well, I was 10 and 12 when those movies came out.

     

    So yes, despite being somehow able to SLEEP THROUGH ALIENS AND DIE HARD, my mother is fucking awesome.

     

    Finally, my mother has seen both Alien and Aliens at home, where her illness, whatever it may be, did not affect her. Therefore, my mother is not to be handed over to terrorists.

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  7. And even knowing it was coming, it still hurt to see chewie go.

     

    The plaintive, soft way they did that iconic chewbacca howl when he died was done perfectly imo. It hit you right in the feels.

     

    The chewy force-ghost was a bit much though.

     

    lol, that was probably the worst thing about the movie. I said to my friend when it showed up, "there's the Jar-Jar moment of this series."

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  8. Well, he (Connor) deserves every bit of it.

    I would be lying if there wasn't an inner-part of me that suspects some kind of Don King shenanigans on the part of the orginization that recognizes him as the vastly more marketable champ, but that was as decisive a win as they get.

     

    There was a spell there before the fight I was like, "Is Aldo really nervous or is he ashamed that he agreed to take a dive."

     

    But ya, really, Aldo's punch that landed at the same time clearly had bad intentions and he just straight got ktfo.

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