Stylin_Fish

You're just now getting your stars chat banned for life?I'm on year 2 of my lifetime ban.

I used to play counter-strike but it consumed my life and i didn' thav ea job for 4 years. Finally got out of it and all my friends are playing WoW and i've resisted......until yesterday.

If someone asks "What's that card?" it's one thing but I think the dealer saying the card/suit is stupid.

When i read the topic about cracking the Krablar the first thing I said to myself was, "The guy probably didn't raise"

Amber Tamblyn is hot.

Hahahahahahah, you can't spell "hahahahahaha"

You Stake Tease.

Someone please tell me what this is.

Isn't that place torn down?When I stayed there 2 years ago the elevator for their garage was broken so when I checked in I said, "Just so you know, the elevator is broken." and the guy at the desk said, "yeah, we know." and i asked "are there any plans to fix it?" and he said, "no it's broken." I just laughed.And on the first night there they were completely out of towels for the whole hotel. What a grand ol time.

Seriously, didn't Kathy Leibert use to be semi-cute and skinnier? I remember seeing her one time on tv and thinking "not bad" but then I saw her sometime later and was like "WTF!!!????"I know one thing though, when Jen Harman was sick, she looked it(kind of overweight and really ragged down) but now that she's healthy she just seems to shine anywhere she goes.

Let me guessGuy with Royal Flush "OH MY F%#$%ING GOSH, MOTHER F%#@$ING ROYAL!"Guy With Quad Aces, "MOTHER F%$#^ING BULL^#%#!!! %@#%$ @SS RIGGED SITE! %#$^ING SUCKOUT KING, YOU LUCKY SON OF A %@#. I'M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOU AND YOUR GIRL!"

Here is my counter offerI move out therePay you no rentYou stake me in any poker game I wantI lose your money horribly in said gameRepeat

Royal's are rigged.To me, it saying "Royal Straight Flush" takes away from it. IT'S A ROYAL FLUSH!

I would own him at any card games hands down. Even high-card cut.

I think two pair should beat trips.

Phil Gordon.

Can I be you?

I got deep into a 1+.10 one and was the chipleader with 37,000 in chips, and with like 75 left I overplayed my AQ and ran into a set on a A76 board and the guy had like 10 more chips than me. I think I knew I was beat but was trying to get a overwhelming chip lead and risked it.Me AQHim 77Flop A76Turn ARiver 2Screw you PokerTease

HAHAHA.I'd like to play in one, unforunately i have no money in online poker.

Fold/raise.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.What's a flipament?

It's funny but not "ha ha" funny.

Let's just say i was out eating dinner and happen to run into Alexis Bledel and her chump boyfriend. I mention to her how hot she is and how much I love her and her boyfriend gets all furious and challenges me to head ups NL holdem game. If I won, I got to have her for one night and if I lost I had to let him kick me in the balls 10 consecutive times.First handHold cards are dealt I look down and see AK of spades, sweet, how lucky I am that the one hand we play i get such a monster.I Raise and he smooth callsFlop comes 10-J-Q of spades(OMG, I FLOPPED A ROYAL!)Suddenly, he pushes all in!!!!I

Instead of taking it to the hole I think it's better if we take perimeter shots to counter their zone defense and hopefully we can grab some boards.

QFT