Jeff

yeah, what a wholly inappropriate thread for OFF TOPIC!you dork

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Is she Hot?(jk)

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Over the last 3 years, I have not been a winning player. I play mostly small stakes limit. I cannot win online. I recently moved to a city that has casinos, so I can play whenever I want. Since Sept. I have been playing 3/6 limit at this casino and have been winning. I am serious about bankroll management. I keep records of every session. I find that when I can play at a B&M whenever I want, I play more relaxed. I do not play limit online any more. I sometimes will play a LN tourney online.

one of the things I have not seen here is the mention of playing at a B&M that has a bad beat jackpot. At the one I play at, quads losing gets half the jackpot. It is currently up to $80,000. I find this makes me play any pair and suited connectors differently since I don't want to say I choose not to invest $12 (at 3/6) to have a chance at 40 large. Any others have this dilema? do you think the potential jackpot changes the EV?

we had a long talk about it.it's ending in me quitting for now.for now as in, if this doesn't work out...i'm back.but if this does, i may never play for real money again.i was deadset in not budging on the game. maybe about the hours i play, but not about leaving the game altogether. i don't know what happened, but i just feel compelled to leave the game right now.yeah, so call me dickless, spineless, a pussy, whatever. but i'm doing what i think is right for now.I have not read the entire thread, so I am not clear on what the issues were around you playing. Were they the worry about the m

explain bank roll management. Show her your bankroll. Explain that you will not use any other funds but your bankroll to play poker. Promise her that if you bankroll ever vanishes, you will quit poker for life.

Re-read the part about not cold calling 2 bets unless you have a very strong hand. Plus the pot seemed to be small. BB does text book raise to protect his hand to get you out.

You see this on a lot of message boards. Somebody will ask people to review their hand history and tell them if they correctly made their little trick move on the turn. Then the poster becomes hyper-defensive when everybody tells him how poorly he played pre-flop and on the flop. That guy is so caught up in playing tricky that he blames his poor results on not executing his fancy plays correctly while his real problem is he completely doinks the fundamentals. He knows he should have mucked the hand pre-flop, he knows he made a loose call on the flop, but he’ll argue for pages and pages that h

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another calm, rational, polite, friendly, and warm response by your top 5 best player on the site. Thanks again for the insight, and as always, presented in such a helpful and non condensending way. No wonder more people go to 2+2 to talk strategy. I can see Raymer talking this way, or Miller, or Slansky...

A) you're probably like 20, so there really is no reason for me to get worked up; B) you are a moron.You think I am way off base for suggesting that it may be a good idea to mix your game up? This is mindless and says nothing? What planet are you on?Talk about mindless nothing. You have nothing to offer at all. You have no opinions of your own. Keep trolling through the whole forum and add mindless tidbits that serve no purpose. I could get to 8000 posts quicly too.

get ready to lock this one to since I am going to tell Smach to F uck off. Hie? is that a word? I'm the idiot?This site sucks...

you post a ridiculously standard hand and then fall for my obviously over the top sarcastic remark.you must be old.Read the forum once before posting, you may notice how my reply is clearly, sarcasm.I hate my job.It's not you, it's me.I have no patience for retardsyou're a jerk. F U. Want not spend more effort on being normal? How's the sacrasm working for you? Have alot of close friends and outstanding personal relationships?

I think that you played it correctly. Screams of an ace-king that your opponent chased the entire time. I am curious though what you would have done had the following occured:1) Villain capped pre-flop, then bet out on flop.2) Villain called pre-flop, then led out on flop.3) Villain capped pre-flop, then check-raised the flop.4) Villain called pre-flop, then check-raised the flop.etc.I never seem to know what to do with aces after the flop... 8)you're right. thanks, Good questions. 1. probably would have called the flop and maybe folded the turn2. maybe raise the flop or turn3. called

I wouldn't have been able to check the flop. If I call pre flop as you suggest, then he would have bet the flop, and my option then would only be to raise. Quite frankly since you were not there, you don't know what the hell you are talking about and don't appreaciate your tone, you jackass.Edit: also, I forgot to add the my reraising the flop forced the small blind, BB, and UTG to cold call 2 bets, so I wanted to get rid of them and play heads up. Boy, you really don't know what you are talking about do you?

The other thing that Miller fails to mention, is that if you consistently raise preflop with the hands that he suggests, or reraise on the flop to protect your hand and don't hit, people will begin to see through your game. You need to mix it up, change gears.

I think that you played it correctly. Screams of an ace-king that your opponent chased the entire time. I am curious though what you would have done had the following occured:1) Villain capped pre-flop, then bet out on flop.2) Villain called pre-flop, then led out on flop.3) Villain capped pre-flop, then check-raised the flop.4) Villain called pre-flop, then check-raised the flop.etc.I never seem to know what to do with aces after the flop... 8)Good questions. 1. probably would have called the flop and maybe folded the turn2. maybe raise the flop or turn3. called the flop and if he led

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stay out of the General, and only troll the strategy ones...

at a fairly loose 3/6 B&M game, 9 handed. I am the CO. Villian looks like he is a purely recreational player, seems weak. UTG calls, UTG+1 (Villian) raises, everyone folds to me. I have JJ. I reraise. Everyone folds to the Villian who calls. The rest of the hand, he checks and I bet out. Nothing higher than a 10 comes. He folds on the river...Right play or did I overplay the Jacks?