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  1. Now...Laettner is a good looking guy, so maybe I am off base with what I am about to post...BUT, SHAQ was on that team that had Laettner on it. Where was he in all this? I refuse to believe that you aren't a size queen, and any dream sequence in a Miami Heat Locker room shower MUST include all 7-2, 18", 330+ pounds of SHAQ.I am perplexed by this omission.
  2. I was invited....I politely declined.I am dead serious BTW.
  3. Not into the hookers?What is the use of going to amsterdam then? Just the drugs?I always thought the value in an amsterdam trip was getting $1k an hour trim at huge discount prices. Kinda like the black friday for *****.
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    Pact

    Consider me a member.
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    Cosmo Kramer

    3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: alf13, beans-n-icewater, coesillianI am ready for a racist, innappropriate diatribe from the funniest most talented comedy writer on FCP.
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    Cosmo Kramer

    UPDATE*************It seems that the niggers that Cosmo offended want....(drumroll)...MOBNEY. Who didn't see this coming?
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    Cosmo Kramer

    Come on guys..we all know that this thread is a good excuse to post the word "******" over and over.I wonder how many times has Dane reported me..............
  8. What really sucks about those 1-2 NL wacko games is when you spot the game and figure hand selection will win you at least 1k...you then somehow manage to get on the list and get a seat......and you then.......RUN LIKE ****.Those people that were complaining are idiots...it was christmas and they wanted to spit in Santa's face?
  9. It's me mother******.I posted something that I thought was funny. Now go fuck a fire hydrant.
  10. This is absolutely right.The only thing I "might" have done differently is lead at the pot.His check raise was good, aggressive and then MATHEMATICALLY CORRECT.
  11. http://www.break.com/index/martin_scorcese...me_streets.htmlI almost pissed myself
  12. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You want moderates and you voted for a right winger!Webb is more conservative than Allen.This election was a wipeout of the Moderate republicans in the northeast.
  13. The greatest thread in history.
  14. sadly..I think he called the villains push for 40 million.yes..I said 40 million. This movie is gonna suck serious balls.
  15. nahhh...I figure if I lose the 2k..I am probably going to lose 5k..so I won't do it.2k is more than enough to find out if you are running good or not in horse racing.I managed a mediocre outing -300 Invasor getting wet and basically freaking out in the paddock, scared me a little..so I backed off on a total plunge on him.I managed a small ticket to curb my losses in the race.But yeah..Lava Man had shown he was a NO play in his whole career outside of California. The horse just doesn't run well outside cali.
  16. I had a mediocre day...Invasor was a cinch to have in exacta's...I did hit the exacta, trifecta, and superfecta in the F&M Turf..Ouija Board is quite the monster.
  17. WAY UNDER..and I only risked 2k
  18. Ten times on Sunday and 467 times on Tuesday. Then I would make sure I kept black people and Gays from getting to the polls.
  19. I think you are the donk.All you have to do is find out their IP...track it...grease somebody at his internet provider...Then show up at his door with a baseball bat, knock on his door and if some dweeb in his underwear with a half empty bag of cheetoes answers the door......WHAM..right upside the head.
  20. This Mike Jones character is on every channel (cnn, MSNBC, Fox, etc...) outing this Haggard guy at every turn.and it is all over this Haggard guy not supporting the Gay marriage amendment in Colorado.Nothing like a Homo scorned.shut up Ron Mexico. You can't prove anything, so don't try.
  21. Ron Mexico is such a prissy whiney liberal. How cliche'.BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  22. I just picked this up..I am stoked! only $3,995.99
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