beans-n-icewater

Quite a coincidence...About an hour ago I was interviewed on a local morning television program. One of the guys that Ive been working with is dating the weather gal, who decided to do a remote this morning in front of the job site covering the icy road conditions. I volunteered to make a few drive bys (sideways) in front of the camera before answering her questions...(Beans standing beside road next to gal)"Conditions this morning across the area.... (blah blah blah)...... sir, how was the commute in this morning?"(camera pans to Beans)"Well.... its pretty bad out here.... Ive seen several ac

Those of us reduced to informing the others about our bran intake have our fingers crossed that you decide otherwise...Sal hunt update:Still cornered on the work thing, plus the weather isnt cooperating. I may have to postpone the trip for a few more days, but the additional time spent gathering intel on the area has more than made up for the delayI mean, honestly.... no casinos or tit bars?I get the DT's just thinking about it...

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Dammit Randy.... as if I dont already sound like a backfiring Harley from all the fiber/bran/fish oil pills/niacin/oatmeal/blueberries/proma-something juice/whateverthefuckwholefoodssells crap that Ive been force feeding myself latelyIm sure these chia pet things of yours will be the final nail in the coffin... the guys in the job trailer have already petitioned to have me relocated to the top of the building...something about warm air rising if I remember correctly Lets revisit the order of this list in a month or so...I have a feeling that Ill wipe Guapo* out with ease*pretty sure thats a n

You folks have certainly chatted it up since my departure...Something told me to check in on y'all for some reason.... probably the large quantity of Nevadas that Ive consumed since there is absolutely nothing to do here besides watch the Dukes of Hazard movie and read the phone book. Speaking of that flick, I enjoyed the fact that they used AC/DC music for the main chase sceneAnyway, Im glad I did... now I know Randy is at least partially behind the joke account above... nobody spaces better. Good work, sirIn other news, Im running behind schedule just a tad so the hunt for sal has been pushe

Im seriously going over there. I have no idea how I will be received, though...I figure Ill just ease into town, check out the local civil war stuff like the courthouse and park, then go over and sit on his porch until he gets home from workIm just hoping he didnt pull a me and give out a false addy for the SSSone thingIll post pictures of the progress during the week if I can

Thank you...I was thinking along the lines of a Jack Hannah from the Columbus Zoo type segment for you. The opening theme song would be the Meow Mix cats singing "Meow meow meow meow.... meow meow meow meow... meow meow meow meow..meowmeowmeowmeow!"I should have taken more time wording the tune correctly... Youre gonna verse us all on the hot topic of summer gardening!In other news, Ill be gone most of the week on important personal biz team matters and tracking our buddy in Virginia down. The unfortunate part is since no airlines serve the two "unimproved" sod fields in the area, Ill have to

Excellent... I love the description of the featuresThe Pirate Radio package puts Internet broadcasting into the palm of the common person, whether a 16-year-old teenager who wants to stream his favorite songs to his girlfriend on a Friday night or the senior citizen who wishes to upload a recorded show about tending a summer garden. I read that in my wife voice, but from anyone else thats a positive statement Im anxiously awaiting the ParaCam episodes... Yeah, Shane will definitely be involved, whether he wants to or not... but he will, of courseThe kid should have the thing all set up by the

Ok... anyone else?Looks like Randy is overqualified

5 User(s) are reading this topic (3 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: beans-n-icewater, Randy ReedWhatsha think, Randy?Since you were the first to read the idea, want to be my first guest?We could relive the owl story once again!

Not that I recall... Ill get right on that pretty soonAnyway, I had a weird idea while pushing a buggy around in WalMart this evening. No, it wasnt "Hey...what the hell am I doing in the fabric department?" That was triggered by following a nice ass all the way from the sporting goods area. I lost my train of thought again...Oh, the really weird idea was.... "Hey... Ive farted around with stories, toons, caricatures, and video in the pursuit of entertaining the guys in the sick thread... why not try a radio program next?"Yeah, quite a bit of drinking was involved...So if my protege or anyone e

So after my hands and ears thawed out this evening, I staggered back to the shop to fix a few things that the wife destroyed this week. The first order of business was my favorite clock that was disabled by the simple act of changing batteries. After that was repaired, I walked over to the office to grab a pencil when my attention turned to a suspicious looking package sitting on the desk. The return addy was from the warehouse in Vegas so I assumed it was something for a project around here until I read the instructions on the label..."PLEASE LEAVE INSIDE ON BEANS DESK... CONTENTS VERY FRAGIL

Currently filming/uploading BeansCam footage of the snow storm...The good news is I survived...The bad is its more AVT scenesNear miss with local cops on public roads and frostbite are extra added bonuses

Niiiice...With efficiency like that, youll be a member of Alcoholics Unaminus in just a few short weeks!

This also applies to me... except for the fact that Im pretty sure some of my acts have been felonious. I like that word....felonious. Reminds me of a Bruce Willis quote in Moonlighting that went something like "What were you charged with David?.... Felonious assault?" "Yeah, something like that...felonious assault....felonious with no salt...doesnt matter much now, does it?"Anyway, I dont believe in beating on someone. That will get you sued almost every time. I like to sit around and cipher ways that the individual will just know who did the act, but has not evidence to support it...Heres a

Ill bet the long pause in the middle of the song was frustrating... Thanks for the kind words, guys... Especially to the individual that rated it five starsI even threw in the Rose para sailing gag to sweeten the pot. He seemed to really enjoy that one. Unfortunately, even that was not enough to lure him backIt appears that its time for some extreme measures...

Well folks, this was a damn fine promotion if I do say so myself! First and foremost, congratulations to LadyGrey! Shes gonna make a dandy protege for sure. In the coming months, I'm going to take all of that raw talent of hers and mold and shape her into a....oops, lost my train of thought there! LOL! Seriously, well done! I'm gearing up my supplies for that hand drawn caricature that you most definitely deserve!Secondly, I'd like to thank each and everyone who entered the Beans-n-Icewater protege contest. I enjoyed all the entries very much, and honestly, judging them was more difficult than

WHOA! I just can't believe y'all are accusing the judges of any bias at all. I mean, this whole thing has been operated under the strictest integrity. In the past, I've been asked to hold position in several highly regarded venues like this. Frankly, the mere thought of angle shooting just makes me ill. It's not gonna happen. PERIOD.First off, I do not even know who Turd Ferguson is at all. Nope. No idea for this guy. Am I biased toward or against him/her? Absolutely not! LOL!Normally, I don't reveal what happens inside our wicked smart biz team meetings, but since our integrity has been quest

Jumpin Jehosaphat! Frankly, I can't tell y'all how AMAZED I am about the mass turnout and dedication to quality of the entrants! LOL! I'm fuckin shittin my pants ONCE AGAIN! Seriously, I'm impressed here. No doubt. One hundred percent. Totally. PERIOD.I've been pumped since I got up this afternoon and glanced over the entries. Y'all ROCK DA HOUSE! LOL! Frankly, the artistry just blew me away, and triggered some self doubts about my own skills in the mixed comedy format. You see, I just hate playing with MSPaint. frankly, its B-O-R-I-N-G! LOL! This gonna be my year, folks. I vow to stick with m

If you, or LG, dont mind..... Id like to look the material over as wellSilly Randy... Vegans drink, gamble, and (used to) smoke Geez...That sounds pretty low to meIm taking shots of Dawn dishwashing detergent twice a day Cancel forwarding the information, folks... Ok, you can send it again...Nope, no other news yet

Just got back...I had a brief layover in Hooterville

By this point, youve staggered down to Binions, which used to be my favorite hangout before Becky turned it into a toilet and Harrahs overflowed it. The six to five twenty one and other info rules made it so popular that they had to close the hotel and the previously world renowned coffee shop. Peek in the east entrance and gawk at the Bennys Bullpen dealers for a second and move across the street before one of them turns around and scares up the beer in your gut. Rumor has it that Benny is so pleased with its condition now that he not only turned over in his grave, he exited it long enough to

Im scared that they would be born naked or something...Now, back to the planOne of the best things about downtown, other than the fun you can have with a copy machine and several hundred fake slot vouchers, is the free entertainment available every step of the way down to the Western. Be sure and stop at the spraypaint artists for a quick huff, the Liberace wannabe, the saxophonist, or whoever the cheapskates that run the "Experience" scraped up for minimum wage that particular week. You can get lucky, though.... if LedZepAgain is in town, they can be quite entertaining. I didnt film this clip