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  1. ^^^ really appreciate the stake man... thank's a bunch... I ended up going to a buddys having sum whiskey and "coke", and it was the most amazing surprise to see 11 dollars in my account when i came back bro...i was gonna use my 5 FPP points... Respect. I will stick with my promise and am done beggin for anything. And am starting my lucrative career at Shoppers Drug Mart. Much love buddy'
  2. I'm with Kobe...if I dont win... anything but first place...I will wave goodbye to this forum, banish myself forever...work at shoppers drug mart, hit on milfs, live my sad pathetic life.....
  3. ^^^all kidding aside man, run 10 km, and its like smoking a little tiny pinner, having 2 tokes...that is the high only mother nature can give u',
  4. ^ I want to have your children.
  5. ^you would be surprised... nothing turns off a jewish girl more than hearing "honey u mind if we split the bill".It's like saying "IM GOING TO ANALLY RAPE YOU TONIGHT WHILE YOURE SLEEPING AHAHAHAH"
  6. tbrick your the man... i seriously got a calander today..(gona try and quit weed) but everyday ill cross an X and write a W and B, for no WEED and no BEGGING,,,the streak will start, I promise you guys. I got a job interview at "Shoppers Drug mart" lord knows I love drugs so its gonna be a great workplace environment...the cosmetics ladies are older but total milfs haha
  7. hey^ thanks alot man... i have a feelin my days here are numbered... its a matter of time before Daniel Negreanu personally bans me....for hating on his twitchy facial features... man someone explain why he hasn't banged Amber Heard yet?Young chicks dig money, im speakin from experience. Not sayin im a young chick, i mean ive banged a few, and my account was not brokeass at the moment of vaginal entry.
  8. whoah! I thought I would be banished for askin for a 50/50 no stakeback spotter...any takers? Just so you know I haven't won a tournament on PokerStars since 2009. I'm due for a win!!!incase I dont get banned: UCALLITSOVER CITY: TORONTOps; serge if u spotted me, i wouldnt flip out and call u names when u knock me out hahah good times, good luck btw
  9. Thanks buddy but the goin rate is 20 cents..19 was a 1 time only discount. LOL....
  10. Not here for trouble. Everybody be cool! Just predicting the winner, DONk4LIFE!!!! He can't lose...with the good karma I'm sendin his way'
  11. ^^^ AMEN brother, for 20 cents, I give you guys lap dances..as opposed to dirty rotten conniving sexy strippers, who charge 100 times more...
  12. Sorry Donk^^^ i got a lotto ticket for friday... maybe i'll play DanielNegreanu heads up on stars soon... give him all my winnings
  13. women screwin me over, story of my life. Random person with lots of chips goes all in, i limped with 10,10, i instant call, He has AQ, flops the lady....yup yup. lifes still good tho, thanks again Diamond
  14. Moment after first break...at $15,000...that $524 first looks very attainable.(i wud go to cuba for 7 days in a heartbeat...)..u threw me good karma Dixi, win or lose i love you
  15. Love you diamonddixi, playin a 2.20 nl 6 man..I will ship this in your honor, gladly, happily, be up all night too! muchos muchos muchos muchos mUUUUCHOS gracias'
  16. A long double edged sword.Every end cuts you.But it is the cut of GOD ALMIGHTY!!!May it be ALLAH, BUDDHA, JESUS!God will cut you down.If you denounce his existence.Allah is real,Jesus is real,Buddha is real,if you let them become real.If you deny themYou deny yourselfof the full potential.of being a real man.of being a real person.of being mature.Have faith in god.Have faith in yourself.God will help you.If you help yourself.God will spit on you.If you are spitting against strong wings.God will shlt on you.If you are shitting against strong winds.written by: ArsenA little high(weed high) poem.
  17. Kobe you got heart man. I'm a fuekn beggard so my opinion is not worth much. But for what' its worth, you're a good person. Unlike that Daniel Negreanu, I sent him a heartfelt essay why he should stake me in the WSOP Main Event..50/50 and stakeback some day when my life gets together...(maybe never)....Never heard from the greedy, twitchy basterd..(I'm half kidding, I did write him that essay in a personal message...but i'm kidding about him being greedy, I'm sure he hooked up 101 "old friends" who called him, a man who will risk to lose a million in a night, can not be a cheap person at all
  18. **** Lithium man, lithium is for Kurt Cobain man, he's already dead. So smoke a little weed, do a little line, and everything will be a little fine. Ahahaha, I've never been diagnosed but I diagnose myself with bi-polar disorder. Had my first bout of Mania a few weeks back and I felt like superman...a living god... why would I wan't to stop feeling that way? Was up for 4 days straight...no sleep...not 1 second..and it was not coke induced, I was broke at the time actually. All I had to my name was a gym membership and I worked out 2 hours a fuking day bro! for 4 days straight...now that is p
  19. 235 eh...now probably is definitley not the time to ask. I'm commiting the biggest faux-pas of poker. Care to spare a poker bum $1.75.to: UCALLITSOVERcity: Toronto hell 19 cents wud work, 1 cent 2 cent, ill grind it up ahahahi got 1 penny tat i cant use...thinking of sending it DanielNegreanu. Maybe he can buy some sanity with it and fu<k Amber Heard...thats what I would do if I was in his shoes...every single second night....
  20. Don't know if the topic exists, dont flame me if it DOES! lol.. Great show man. Zach Galifianakis and Ted Danson...NOW THAT IS A COMEDIC DUO man! Check out the show, it is amazing,on hBO, Sundays I believe,(round 10pm eastern HBO) but I think the season might be over.
  21. Some women live on the "love and hate" relationship..Not all but the large majority.....its sickening but then again women are creatures that bleed for a week at a time..........
  22. Getting 1 outed on the river. Lord knows its happened to me on PokerStars atleast a couple times.... Good times'..Probability is an aids infested crack whore... who you can't help but love when she sucks your dlck right'.......
  23. ^^ LMAO... And yeah I didn't pay back Donk for his 1.75 stake he gave me, but to be honest I don't think he expected it. And it's Saturday right now. I got paid Thursday, and ran through my 700 dollar pay in two days... being an addict is only fun when you've got the bankroll. Without a bankroll, life is pretty darn boring.
  24. I am through poker...A little bit for me, is like giving a crackhead who quit crack.. a little taste test, a little bit of crack.. Fawk it... I'll save up and play the 1000 dollar Fallsview Tourney next year... and I wont take a coinflip next time,, ill be on the downside of advantage lol, prefer to do a behind 3 to 1... the victory always feels a shltload better.
  25. I'm sort of stating the obvious here... but decisions in life are sooo important. What if in college a young Michael Jordan started partying hard and doing cocaine. Riding the bench....forever left behind. The greatness he got, he sacrificed every second of his life to get. Without sacrifice, we have nothing. Don't want to hear any "no shlt Sherlock" comments. Any thing else is fine HAHAHAHA
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