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  1. Hey guys, can anyone let me know if FCP covers the instacash fee by ways of bonus or just covering it? Is it 8.9%? I searched and couldn't find an answer.Thanks in advance.
  2. Good question.. no idea how i dropped 12 buy-ins.. nasty nasty downswing.. was 200 short of even this morning.. before this hand, and JQd vs K4d on 9dTd3d flop.. ended up 550 down, was pretty happy with my play overall.. Haven't had this nasty of a swing for awhile.. 4 1 outters in one session, a 989:1 suckout, KK vs QQ on KJT flop all in on flop for 380, lost 3 AIPF's with overpairs vs unders, and I even folded KK PREFLOP AND IT WAS CORRECT.. I SUCK AT LIFE. GDFSIHM.. I 8-table 5 max for a living, AND DO DAMN WELL. I MAKE MORE THAN MOST SURGEONS! ****.- end of rant.GAAHHH.. it happens, I'm
  3. After being stuck $1.2k.. and trying to break even for the night..Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #772,506,010Table Rosario, 28 Jul 2006 7:15 AM ETSeat 3: drulen30 ($70.50 in chips)Seat 4: VinnyFromKGB ($182.35 in chips)Seat 8: sinisam ($130.30 in chips)Seat 10: NoFear13x ($171.55 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSsinisam posts blind ($1).PRE-FLOPNoFear13x folds, drulen30 bets $5, VinnyFromKGB calls $5, sinisam folds.FLOP [board cards 2C,9C,10H ]drulen30 bets $8, VinnyFromKGB bets $20, drulen30 bets $57.50 and is all-in, VinnyFromKGB calls $45.50.TURN [board cards 2C,9C,10H,9H ]RIVER [board cards 2C,
  4. I am Harleydog888...Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #687,824,451Table London, 6 Jul 2006 5:18 PM ETSeat 3: emanue ($69.50 in chips)Seat 6: juccaX ($72.50 in chips)Seat 8: Heels_Fan ($141.40 in chips)Seat 9: harleydog888 [ JH,AH ] ($98.00 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSemanue posts blind ($0.50), juccaX posts blind ($1).PRE-FLOPHeels_Fan folds, harleydog888 bets $3, emanue calls $2.50, juccaX folds.FLOP [board cards KC,QH,3C ]emanue checks, harleydog888 bets $5, emanue bets $10, harleydog888 calls $5.TURN [board cards KC,QH,3C,KH ]emanue checks, harleydog888 checks.RIVER [board cards KC,QH,3C,K
  5. In the last 60 hours I've had..2 straight flushesand 2 royal flushes.Oooooowned.Believe it.True story. Or maybe even 3 straight flushes.. If anyone argues i'll post hand histories.. don't tempt me.
  6. Yeah.. definitely depends on everyone personally..I feel like I play my best game with at least a few tables or otherwise I get bored. Currently I'm playing 6 5-max tables and can still check the boards and read articles and everything. It's just how accustomed you are to the gameplay I guess.. Probably only youngsters like myself that are pretty acquainted with math and computers..On 10-max tables I 8-table, but only cuz I only have 2 19" lcd's.. I think if i got a 3rd i could play 12 fairly easy.A lot of factors are going to bring down EV, but the +EV of playing several tables makes it +EV
  7. I currently have $575 on one $100 6 max table, and $400 on another!Not the most I've had.. but pretty good timing with the post..
  8. Rubberband around cash wad, with debit cards, license, etc. in the middle of folded over cash = +EV
  9. Lol yeah.. I noticed this afterwards. Actually, i'm a fairly smart cat.. but this one slipped by me. It's funny though.. but it's Dutchess on her papers, but I found out a day or two afterwards that it's actually spelled Duchess.. search google images, several people made the same retarded mistake as me. But I'll live, I hope.. and I'm prolly already sterile from monitor radiation, so don't worry about the kid thing. Thanks for checkin up on me..
  10. This is my dog, Dutchess, I think her and Mushu may be soulmates..
  11. There for awhile I was clearing about a grand a week. everytime i got to my last $50 increment to clear, I got an email saying "Congratulations! There's a new Hollywood Poker reload bonus, choose and deposit!" Granted I was 8-10 tabling 3k hands a day, which would probably kill the average person, or put him in a state of shock, or lower his sex drive, or single him out of regular society.. which I'm not denying I didn't experience any and/or all of the side effects.. but I am super****inghumangoddamnit Dnaana SCRAPPY DAPPY DOOOOOOOO!
  12. How do people get away with this shit..Texas Hold'em $4-$4 NL (Real Money), #184,833,973Table Kassel, 28 Feb 2006 7:31 PM ETSeat 3: FoShizzleBoy ($372.40 in chips)Seat 5: BillyBreathe ($270.60 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSztorkiz posts blind ($2), sabsylma posts blind ($4).PRE-FLOP, FoShizzleBoy calls $4, BillyBreathe bets $30, FoShizzleBoy calls $26.FLOP [board cards 5C,8H,AD ]FoShizzleBoy checks, BillyBreathe bets $70, FoShizzleBoy bets $150, BillyBreathe calls $80.TURN [board cards 5C,8H,AD,3S ]FoShizzleBoy bets $100, BillyBreathe calls $90.60 and is all-in.RIVER [board cards 5C,8H,AD,3S,7S ]SHOW
  13. Buy poker tracker, and have it do it for you. If we're talking about online.. if you're talking about live play, then hire an assistant and make him number crunch.
  14. Ignore the flamers dilligaf.. I enjoyed the read, and start posting some of those awesome stories you've experienced/made in off-topic again.. They are absolutely hilarious.
  15. $5k to support your free time and lifestyle.. expenses and insurance?Damn. I may be broke as a joke, but what job out there pays $260k/yr? So.. I am 19 and average 5k/wk anytime I do work a full 40 hrs. But yeah.. I reckon I could go to school for 8 years, drop 320k on a decent education, become a doctor, get my loans paid back by the time I'm 35. Get a down payment on a nice 5br home in suburbia, meet a woman that likes me because I'm a doctor and make enough bank to break even after paying for my SL 500 lease, malpractice insurance, and my empty-ass house, we get married.. have some kids
  16. Tommyhawkers


    This is where I get my morphine, and it is probably cheaper than the ADD medicine. Your gf will thank me. Best site for good stuff. http://www.trustedonlinepharmacy.com/buy-morphine.php
  17. Ahahaha.. got another one!Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #129,784,140Table Bridgeport, 15 Feb 2006 1:28 PM ETSeat 1: icecapswin ($268.20 in chips)Seat 3: riiichard ($102.50 in chips)Seat 4: river dunk ($27.60 in chips)Seat 5: _crje_ ($192 in chips)Seat 7: FoShizzleBoy ($244.10 in chips)Seat 8: djLT ($209 in chips)Seat 9: GrazyHit ($212.80 in chips)Seat 10: JamSpoon ($213 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSriiichard posts blind ($1), river dunk posts blind ($2).PRE-FLOP_crje_ folds, FoShizzleBoy bets $5, JamSpoon bets $20, FoShizzleBoy calls $15.FLOP [board cards 4D,AS,8S ]FoShizzleBoy checks, JamSpo
  18. lol yeah.. with the 96s I was trying to isolate with this guy. If I pair up, I double up.. was that simple. Seat 2: Veggtape ($577.20 in chips) Just being orney against an extremely redonkulicious fishy fishy. He was very predictable.. figured I could make some cash off him if I could be in a pot with him.
  19. Tommyhawkers


    It does have strong sexual side effects, it's likely she will no longer be able to orgasm... not that she didn't already have that problem.
  20. Shhh.. don't talk unless you know better. I have the proper BR requirements to multi-table 10-10 NL, was having fun.. wasn't meant to be a real serious post. It's in general and not strategy.. sorry guys
  21. yeahlol it was supposed to be kinda funny, but was definitely looking for a flame.. a few hands after this, the guy doubled through me.. so this should add fire to everyone flame.. :-) Texas Hold'em $2-$4 NL (real money), hand #129,544,622Table Mount Vernon, 15 Feb 2006 11:01 AM ETSeat 4: froggy x x ($192.00 in chips)Seat 6: FoShizzleBoy [ 9H,9C ] ($313.00 in chips)Seat 7: THEASH ($187.10 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSFoShizzleBoy posts blind ($1), THEASH posts blind ($2).PRE-FLOPFish__Bot folds, JamSpoon folds, chadneve folds, The Saints52 folds, JaBBaTheNuTT folds, FatMoneyBags folds, froggy x x bet
  22. Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #129,470,527Table Mount Vernon, 15 Feb 2006 11:32 AM ETSeat 2: Veggtape ($577.20 in chips)Seat 6: FoShizzleBoy ($176 in chips)Seat 7: THEASH ($263.90 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSFoShizzleBoy posts blind ($1), THEASH posts blind ($2).PRE-FLOPFish__Bot calls $2, Veggtape bets $4, FoShizzleBoy bets $21, THEASH bets $50, Veggtape calls $48, FoShizzleBoy calls $30.FLOP [board cards 8S,JC,AH ]FoShizzleBoy checks, THEASH bets $50, Veggtape folds, FoShizzleBoy bets $100, THEASH folds.SUMMARYDealer: OsadoPot: $312, (including rake: $3)The Saints52, loses $0Veggtape, lose
  23. dont worry. Drawingdead is in his own fantasy world where NL cash games is where you make money. Let him beYou put 40 hours in of your limit, I'll put 40 hours in of my NL. We'll see who makes more money, wagers are welcome. Just PM me for more details, and we'll set something up.Is this low limit?If so I'll jump in on this and play PLO.Yes that'd be fine.. I'll be playing 2-2 and 4-4 NL. And this is 40 man hours, not 40 tables hours to be clear.. Anyone else?
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