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do you enjoy playing God?Goodbye ripptyde. Muahahaha. Sometimes I love myself. -
:hug:If i'm 42 and getting banned from a forum for trolling, just go ahead and shoot me on the spot.Meanwhile, where's that hug, Idaho!
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Bob is a winner !!!!
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i'm sad that he is gonehe always made me feel intelligent and sane
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don't worry about itwhat time can I come pick you up?i dont get it -
very interesting
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A friend just called and asked if I could pick up some Thera Flu and bring it to him after work. It made me giggle a little.
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Nickelback, Hinder
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if a girl every tells you she doesn't want you to cum in her mouth because she doesn't like the taste she's lying. it doesn't taste like anything, she's just being prissy and doesn't want it in her mouth becasue of the ick factor. i personally think if you are willing to put the **** in your mouth you are obligated to swallow the cum. it only makes sense.if the taste of jism is that familiar to you, that it has no comparable taste, then...will you marry me? -
prove itmine tastes like rainbow sherbert. -
jism doesn't taste like anythingJism? -
what doesn't?Taste better than Chicken? -
i'm eating lambyummy
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It was on last night. Maybe they were just reruns. I thought it had been moved again.House got switched to Monday? -
House and Heros are on monday nights. much better than tuesdays.Perhaps, but they're still infinitely superior to Mondays in every conceivable way. -
tuesdays are completely useless. there is absolutely nothing good about tuesdays.SPAM ALERT
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i've never heard of it. you are not required to get her anything. if she complains punch her in the throat.morningtime for coffeeNice post #3000Happy birthday to all the birthday people.Question: Say you are engaged, and have been together for over 4 years. You have planned a weekend to visit a couple that are friends of yours this weekend. You now realize sweetest day is Saturday. Is anything special required? -
since my judgement in the past has been so very poor i willl gladly accept your offer of assitance. perhaps you would be willing to handle the initial interview phase. i appreciate the use of your vast knowledge on the Guy #3 qualifications.Well Ms Ho, since your judgement has been off in the past, allow me to participate in the screening process to be sure he is Guy #3 material. I'm just looking out for your best interests.
you give up far to easilyLolli: I want you to be my guy #3.JoeyJoJo: I'm sorry, I am already employed.missIdaho: Your application has been rejected.JoeyJoJo: Lolli, about that pos-Lolli: It's been filled.JoeyJoJo: Goddamn it.
i've never had a Girl #1 before ..... hmmmmmSecond choice. I'm always second choice! Dammit!I''m starting to think that me and Ms Ho should just run off and have a steamy love affair of our own. -
he's already applied for Guy #3, the position is much more desirableFunny you should say that, I was thinking it sounded like JJJ had a very Guy #2-like quality to him. -
pretty much, i'm too lazy to list the other 11Is it also the last step?
i like presentsHahaha, funny you should ask. I haven't communicated with him since I asked youall for advice. He still texts me but I just ignore them. Anyway, he left his wife and last week I get a text form him that he wants to make me his wife and he bought something for me. He told me he was bringing it up to the bar on Saturday night (somehow he found out I would be there, again, small town.) Anyway, I was getting real creeped out about this so from the advice from a friend, I had another friend try to do some investigating work on what it was that he was going to give me on Saturday night. (Seriously, a bullet in the temple was raging through my mind, this guy is really scaring me.) Well, my friend wasn't able to find out what it was, but she did manage to scare him out of showing up on Saturday night by tellng him we were going to be up ther with a group of about 20. Needless to say, he never showed up. Thank Dog. -
first step is admitting you have a problemAnd once again me being a littlewhineybitch about poker kills the thread.Go me. -
i can totally picture you doing thisAt Voodoo lounge I almost touched DN's butt and I said, "Ooops, I almost grabbed your butt!" Then I grabbed it and said, "Okay, now I grabbed it on purpose." I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm insane.Akwardness scale: 1 ( I have very little shame.)Satisfaction in doing something very Nikki-like: 10 -
i just about shed a tear reading thatAlas, she never did.It was her loss.And by "her loss" I mean, of course, my loss.Post script:Eventually I found myself in the situation of having a real girlfriend. Beach girl decided she needed to up the ante if she wanted to retain the benefits of my friendship. The benefits being money and gifts. So when my girlfriend left for a two-week vacation, Beach Girl attempted to claim her property.We were playing pool and as I lined up my shot she leaned over and began licking and nibbling on my ear lobe. This time it was not a tease and we were soon making out. Things were advancing, but the devil on my shoulder wasn't paying attention and I put a stop to it.I told her, "I have a girlfriend now; I can't do this."She says, "I realize now you are the one for me.""I'm sorry, I just can't."Score one for JoeyJoJo as I now have the upper hand.Fast forward a few days and the girlfriend comes home. She tells me, "I met someone."Goddamn it.I go back to Beach Girl and say, "Remember the other night?""Yes, I'm sorry about that.""No, no, I've been thinking and-""No, I was just jealous; we're better off as friends."Double goddamn it.
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