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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I wore out my sense of humour with the Bizzle joke earlier, I'm taking a rest now.I'm not trying to be subversive, it's a simple fact that America has a limited history due to the fact that it is comparatively young. It's still got a rich culture and history of it's own, but I think people who don't travel to Europe or Asia for example are missing out on an important experience.
    Just because our country doesn't have a bunch of really old buildings, doesn't mean we are anyway less educated in history or in any other way. I personally would love to visit Europe and am planning on doing so in the next year, but I don't consider myself ignorant since I haven't already done so.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Phone call with my ex:Me: Hi, what ya doin?Him: I'm at home, it's my day off.Me: Cool. What are you doing this weekend?Him: I don't know, I may have plans.Me: If not we need to finish all the paperwork so we can get this divorce wrapped up.Him: Yeah, we should do that. How about Sunday night?Me: Works for me. I'll make something for dinner....maybe meatloaf.Him: That sounds really good. I'll bring something for dessert and maybe rent a movie. Have you seen the new one on DVD from Adam Sandler? it looks good.Me: Sounds good. It'll be fun. Let me know if plans change.Him: See ya then. Love ya, bye.This has got to be the strangest divorce ever.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    10 Reasons Halloween is Better that Sex10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.9 . The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.7. Less guilt the morning after.6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

    I Called In Sick Today

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    KCIJNF - Keith Crime Is Just Not FunnyWait, what were we doing again?
    I have noticed a problem with having a flame war with you. In the end, all you're really saying is that isn't funny or that sucked. That may well be true, but it's not that entertaining.

    Accidental Touchings

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    30 minutes later and the best you've got is neither clever or funny?
    I have noticed a problem with having a flame war with you. In the end, all you're really saying is that isn't funny or that sucked. That may well be true, but it's not that entertaining.

    Accidental Touchings

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    You have disgraced me, and hindered me half a thousand posts; laughed at my losses, mocked at my embarrassment, scorned my life, thwarted my popularity, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's your reason? I am a Pervert. Has not a Pervert eyes? Has not a Pervert hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Gentleman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Pervert wrong a Gentleman, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Gentleman wrong a Pervert, what should his sufferance be by Gentleman example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
    :club: can I be president of your fan club?

    Web-rage

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    i can totally see them slapping against my hiney at Mandaly BayFYP
    that doesn't even make senseif you are gonna be an alter ego you need to atleast be clevertry again

    Your Welcome Genpop

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    Wow a 3 page forum topic about someone getting kicked off of FCP. Now you guys can set your sights on someone else and get him kicked off too and then accumulate more posts about him getting kicked off. Sigh................
    shut up newbjk
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