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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I'm at Tacos Punta Cabras for lunch. I picked up some for co-workers un asked. Can you all see their taco of the day on Instagram? That plus a fish taco, a tofu taco, and a cauliflower tostada. Don't kid yourselves, I'm a goddamn hero.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I am a Winner. Two coworkers go to the flower mart and bring me flowers without me asking.

     

    This time I ramped up, and got a third coworker to do the arrangement. She's very talented and in her early 20s, and is flattered when people ask her to work for free.

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    Jeans are Lucky or Rag n Bone. I own a few pairs of wool pants, wear a lot of dresses.

     

    I'm living la vida Essay. Traffic was terrible tonight so I stopped and got dinner at a Chinese restaurant that has A LOT of old white peoples, and Asians that don't seem to realize this food is slop.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I can dissect myself and go micro, the changes I would make on everything. Hips, skin, hair, ankles, etc.

     

    It doesn't occur to me to change any part of my vulva. If I somehow became separated from it, and had to pick it out of a line up, I don't know if I could.

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    Hi I need help blending with the cultural elite. I got invited to see Ta-Nehisi Coates. I'm not meeting him or making small talk, etc.

     

    I haven't read the book and won't have time.

     

    PS For dinner tonight, two lovely reds, a prosciutto salad (not typo), and a 5 cheese plate.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I went to beach on Saturday, too. My apartment is stuffy so I went around noon. It had been a while since I got in the ocean--cold and so far no parasites oozing out of my nostrils.

     

    My electronics are shitting the bed. I've got a 4s I want to replace, and my TiVo has just crapped out.

     

    I don't have cable, use a Leaf, and have an Apple TV. What if I don't replace it?

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    I meant to add yesterday, I have a workplace cardigan. I've got a large office, and have a hanging rack tucked to one side. I keep it hung there along with a thick blanket.

     

    It's a thick wool blend from h&m, boxy cut, and is cut like a jacket.

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    Yes it's my stock in trade, Ron.

     

    I had a pretty good weekend--happy hour Friday (I'm on my phone and not super precise. My autocorrect just tried to fix the jumble of letters to "for Christ" instead "Friday.")

     

    Anyways.saturday morning errands

     

    Car wash

    Groceries

    Doughnut

     

    Then hike with friend and tacos for lunch. Then maybe a nap, followed by trip to mall to buy pants for party--then birthday costume party.

     

    The theme was "dress as your favorite LA cliche." I got confused and thought it was "dress as your favorite 90s LA cliche." Whatever, I went as generic westside LA entitled d bag. The best costume of the night belonged to a guy who showed up in dodgers shirt, a hat, and had an empty beer bottle + handkerchief for Molotov cocktails. He was light skinned and told everyone he was one of the guys who beat Bryan Stow.

     

    Irl that costumed guy is also a triathlete, competes in iron man, and qualified for the big one in Hawaii. I should have talked to him.

     

    Sunday I had lunch with a former coworker from two jobs ago, and eventually ended up callin Me Friendzone for a movie--ant man. Oh, and I scheduled a second phone interview for a job today, and will be meeting my org's new boss tomorrow.

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