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Great post, pls type up the rest for us.

ROFLMAO. This appeals to my whacked sense of humor. It's almost Monty Python. Jumps up, crashes the symbols together and sits down to play... BWAHAHAHA, that is so ****ing surreal and funny. No SW, this really does crack me up. Just the absurdity of it.

Thanks to OP for the HU. This guy is hilarious. He's about as stupid as you can get and still manage the difficult act of breathing.

Great report. I'm definitely green with envy over the titshot (so to speak).. that **** should happen to us ugly guys now and again!

Jessica is + EV.. in a very big way.Well ok.. not that big.. kinda almost average way..ok ok....in a small way.. u happy now???!!!!

I make a living playing $50 hu matches on UB. But I'm living in Bali so if I make 20k a year (working on average about an hour a day) then I'm living well.My take is to misquote the old addage.... "The worst day of poker is better than the best day of work."Sure you lose money some days.. but month after month u can eventually learn to see the bigger picture. Not having to take **** from a boss... working your own hours.. that's PRICELESS... trust me!!!So do the 1-2nl thing and enjoy never having to kowtow to any man.Plus u can work naked if u want.. I mean how cool is that!

mute is a legend. I've read EVERY post.

Mine isn't funny but it is +EV.plsfoldnowI often get smartasses hu who start the match by saying : "ok"and then proceed to fold the first few hands to me.

LOL.. that is a bit cruel though.

That was Homer wasn't it? And Marge took up bowling to spite him.

I was wondering what the hell was going on.. btw I liked it better the first time you told it.

roops.. I've done that dozens of times!!!

I knew there was a reason I read these forums... brilliant stuff! Well played sir!!!

What's 1k between friends? Geez the nitpicking!!!sw

I second that motion.OP u r stupid, please do not breed.