TJ_Eckleburg

1st and 2nd quarters are supposed to kick hella *** in real estate... so I'm a definite maybe.And just in the break between this post and my last post, I have yet another listing appointment and separate qualified buyer lead!Wheeeeeeee work doesn't suck that much if you really like your job!

I realize I'm more or less in the Army Reserve at this point...but when is the next Vegas trip?I'd love to make it out there if I can.

Shyeah.We're having an awful year this year.Tennessee had an awful year last year. They lost to Vanderbilt, among other teams. But at least y'all still beat KENTUCKY last year.Real estate is good! I got my first listing over the weekend. I've worked exclusively with buyers up until now, but listings are more important. Listings tend to leverage themselves into more business, which is what this one is doing.I've got her house listed, and we've got a pending contract on her new house. It's pretty freakin sweet.

Hey y'all!What's up?

I kick *** at real estate.I'm going to go get drunk in Buckhead.That is all.Hope everyone is enjoying life as much as I am right now!

-sigh-"I'm ronery... so ronery..."Where the hellz are y'all beyotches?

I'll hold down the fort by myself then... we'll stick it to these donks anyway.

Whaaaaaaaaaat's up y'all. I'm officially semi-drunk.I just reloaded my Bodog online poker account.I'll be online for a little bit.

Got yer back.

I find Kerry's comments disturbing, in light of the fact that he spent his entire political career wh0ring his alleged military service, and then screwing the military over with the way he's voted in the Senate over the last 20 years.He's an opportunistic hypocrite who can't stand the fact that nobody cares about his opinions anymore.

-Sigh-I used to go to the only SEC school of consequence that has lost to Vanderbilt.This is the first Georgia/Florida game I've missed in 4 years, actually.We'll do our best to beat Auburn for you, but I'm kind of afraid it'll be a bloodbath at this point.

Again, I'm too incompetent to figure out how to post pictures in with the (img) thing, but here's a link to a picture of my Halloween Costume.I audibled at the last second away from making a mammogram because I saw it in Party City for sale. I'd look like a major tool if somebody bought the costume and I showed up with aluminum foil and cardboard.And I really liked my costume. My most creative and original costume ever.http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/justanormalg...jpg&.src=phEdit...My link doesn't seem to work. I hate not being able to figure out how to do this.Edit again...Now it does.

When someone wants to buy a new home, but they have a home to sell, they sign the sales contract with the builder with a contingency clause. It says they're willing to buy and everything, with the one pesky detail that the buyer can kill the whole thing if their current home doesn't sell. The sales contract is contingent on the sale of their current home.Naturally, builders aren't big fans of contingency contracts. But here at ERA United Home Realty, we offer a guaranteed sale program that eliminates contingencies. If the buyer lists their home with me, I can guarantee a cash offer of 90%

The Real Estate Settlement and Procedures Act, a.k.a. RESPA, clearly prohibits me from giving any sort of money to any unlicensed person on a commission basis in regards to the sale of real estate.I am really hating my broker's course, by the way.It's.So.Dull.

Hahahaha.You just gave me a great idea for a new marketing thing."We can fix your contingency contract with the builders!"

Totally agree.This smells like two pair. We have 8 outs on two pair here... which is more than enough to call, and raising is kinda dumb.

Looks fine to me. I like the bet/fold flop because he's not pricing you in to chase outs with his raise. You can put him on an ace often enough... and even if you can't... it sucks to play this situation [overcard + aggression] out of position anyway.Florida sucks.But we lost to Vanderbilt, so I can't say anything at all.

I dunno, I just couldn't have my parents kicking my *** for treating women that way, haha.When this kind of nonsense happens I just shrug and remember my Tony Montana.First you get the money, then you get the power, and THEN you get the women.It should always be in that order.I'm gonna go call on some builders now.

Does anybody in here care about international soccer?Chelsea and Barcelona are playing tomorrow and I've been scouring the internet trying to find what channel it'll be on.I really wanna do better than ESPN Deportes.

I laughed out loud really hard at this.Yes, I do seem to have that problem, don't I.Well... work beckons. Whenever stuff like this comes up... I'm reminded of Tony Montana."First you get the money, then you get the power, and THEN you get the women."

Hahaha.As we're walking into the restaurant, I ask my buddy, so what do you think the roommate will be?And we decided that she's either a) really hot... because hot chicks beget hot chicks,or B) a DUFF [designated ugly fat friend] who will undoubtedly "Mother Hen Us" [maternally take care of her chicks].Definitely B.But she was a nice girl though.

Story time!So two weekends ago, my good buddy tells me that this unbelievably hot chick he's had class with wants to hang out. So I say I'm down, and we meet up with her and go to a couple get-togethers with other friends of mine. The chick is indeed really hot, and I was doing my best to strike up pleasant conversation.Turns out she's in the real estate industry too. She works for a builder, and I do a lot of business with new construction. And, we made lots of other small-talk chit-chat, and I end up getting her number, and she says me, her, and my friend should go to Buckhead sometime s

Dear Tim,Good call.Best wishes,Stephen

Dear Tim,I'm officially stealing your "Free Mammogram, Place Boobs Here" idea for not one, not two, but all 3 costume parties I plan to attend this weekend. There will be lots of drunk chicks, and a few of them might even take me up on that idea. With 3 parties, I'm playing the numbers here.Thanks,Stephen

Sorry to be That Guy that has to get stuff explained to him...But I don't get it.Tim Couch?