TJ_Eckleburg

Two separate wquotse adequately exxpress my jmood right now..."I was alone.... i was all by myseff... No one was watchin........ so I thought about you!"--Green Day"Sooooo... roooooonery... I'm so rooooonery... so ronery and sadry arone..."--Kim Jong-IlWhere are all y'all biznatches?I should drunk dial every soldier in my phone book now... mwah-hah-hah-hah.Aight y'all suck I'm goin to bed.

How you doin there buddy?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's up y'all.Who's officially drunk?THIS GUY!!

I also knew that the 4 kings represent those individuals.If my memory serves...Ks = DavidKc = Alexander the GreatKd = CaeserKh = Charlemagne

Sounds like the football gods haven't been kind to you lately.

How's everyone doing this evening.I'll be taking Michigan and the 7 points this weekend... thoughts?

What's up y'all.I am massively hung over right now.Had a blast last night though.Good thing I don't have any appointments today.You can find me on a $10 Bodog table right now, because I'm bored.

From the FAQ of a website I was reading. I thought you wacky Canadians might find this funny. I know Jeff the editor thinks it's humourous.

Pretty frosty.I'd go to jail for 20 years to say I hit it.

What's happenenenenin'.I'm being as productive as possible before I get the heck outa here and head to Auburn tomorrow.It'll be pretty cool.What're y'all up to?Besides no good.And somebody post a picture of this 15 year old... dirtiness be damned.

Off to go list some more property.Man it just rocks being me.Ciao.

Oh man. I remember Tiffany Amber Thiessen.She was so hot, she was the girl that made me re-evaluate my whole "stay away from girls because they have cooties" position I took in the sexual latency leading up to puberty.

That was BEYOND hilarious, haha.And guess what I did in under 75 seconds of walking through my front door getting home.hahahahahahahagood times.

Getting a hummer while getting my left nipple pierced? It's enticing, but I just don't think it'll be enough for it to work."Not Gonna Happen!!"bahahahahahahaha...

Forgive me everyone...But I'm really just not a fan of piercings. It just doesn't do anything for me... and as Blue illustrated, in many cases can detract.Here's the thing: a chick that's a "7" doesn't magically become an "8" by piercing something. JMHO.

Anything mouth-related I can take, short of full-fledged biting. I'm just very much opposed to anything involving thumbs and index fingers. No bueno.

I have very sensitive nipples. Some girls have told me I'm weird (for a variety of reasons, haha) but I'm not a big fan of having my nipples played with.So there ya go.

Going on yet another listing appointment this evening.For those of you scoring at home, that makes for two pending contracts AND two active listings, as of tomorrow.Going to Auburn this weekend. I really don't want to watch the UGA/Auburn game... but I'm meeting up with friends from high school who are in a major party-holic fraternity. We're gonna try and find some cute young freshman thing and see if we can't pick her off from the herd.Life is pretty freakin sweet.

For the record, I've met approximately 4 or 5 Lacy/Laci's in my life... and all of them are smoking hot.There is no way a chick named Laci is not hot.

I almost voted entirely Libertarian... even the gubernatorial candidate Hayes...But then I thought about that insipid obese punk (D) Mark Taylor governing this state, and changed at the last second back to ® Sonny.Edit: I didn't think paranthesis R closeparenthesis would make the registered trademark thing. Pretty cool.

"So long, Laurence.""Take care, Peter."........."Hey Peter.""Yeah Laurence...""Watch out for your corn-hole, man."

Home of John Linder and Neal Boortz.Unfortunately, I live in Cynthia McKinney's district. How effed up is that.

Exchange between me and my very conservative friend John:Me: I voted this morning!John: You voted for [incumbent R gubernatorial candidate] Sonny Perdue, right?Me: Yep, but I voted straight-ticket Libertarian on everything else.John: Ya know, you used to vote everything Republican until you became a huge pot-head.Me: Well, I didn't become a huge pot-head until I was old enough to vote.John: Touche.[disclaimer: I smoke a lot less now... but I've been known on occassion.]I thought that was funny.

Off to go visit a builder I'm co-op'ing with.Loveyoualllongtime.

You know you like that though (-;