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You want a toe? They could get you a toe.

Nice avatar.

And now you have grounds for lawsuits on lawsuits on lawsuits.

My dog does the same thing. And I'm also as attractive as she is.

Update 2:51 p.m. CBS is reporting that the man is a "white male, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket." woohoo?

I'd rather it be a white guy so we don't have to go to war again.

You remember the old Tootsie Roll commercial where everything a kid looked at turned into a Tootsie Roll? That's you with cocks.

In what way?

I haven't had a Dilly Bar in at least 18 years. I need a Dilly Bar.

Psh. I know a sasquatch when I sees one.

I went to the local dive by myself and sang karaoke all night. /content

Did you hear the one about this girl that cheated on her boyfriend and got knocked up, so she told him that she was carrying the child of God?

Stop shitting on me, no-content producers.

Motherfvcking clients can suck my motherfvcking dick. I didn't like your lame ass sweepstakes assignment to begin with because it could never go into my book PLUS it's fvcking very difficult to write clever four-word headlines referencing three things at once. BUT I FVCKING DID IT, AND THOSE FOUR-WORD HEADLINES ARE GREAT. But now you're saying you don't want any fvcking headlines so we can simplify these stupid banners which no one is even going to notice now that there's nothing interesting about them at all. Go fvck yourself, clients. And hey, account guy, fvck you too, because you suck at s

She makes depressed Facebook posts from time-to-time. Oh well! I'd post more content here, but my internet presence is too visible. I'm like searchable and shit.

College football is the worst. Oh, we're not talking about that anymore?

It was about me, but it's just another example of me being wronged by others in the thread today. I have never literally shit on anyone.

I don't eff, and I don't lie. There is evidence. You guys don't deserve it.

No thanks.

Essay, Ocho sent you some tweets.

I got hit by a lot of pitches.

Shirtless and glistening, too.

Nice memory. I did. He was leaner than I expected.