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  1. When seconds count, the police are minutes away... Why I OWN a Gun>My old grandpa said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life whenhe stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when hebecomes too old to take an ass whoopin'." I don't own a gun to kill people. I own a gun to keep from being killed.I don't own a gun to scare people. I own a gun because sometimes thisworld can be a scary place.I don't own a gun because I'm paranoid. I own a gun because there arereal threats in the world.I don't own a gun because I'm evil. I own a gun because I have livedlong enough to see the evil in the world.I don't own a gun because I hate the government. I own agun because I understand the limitations of government.I don't own a gun because I'm angry. I own a gun so that I don't have tospend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.I don't own a gun because I want to shoot someone. I own a gun because Iwant to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewheretomorrow afternoon.I don't own a gun because I'm a cowboy. I own a gun because, when I dieand go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.I don't own a gun to make me feel like a man. I own a gunbecause men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.I don't own a gun because I feel inadequate. I own a gun because unarmedand facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.I don't own a gun because I love it. I own a gun because I love life andthe people who make it meaningful to me."Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate thecrime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.Personally, I own a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to takean ass whoopin'. Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4minutes. The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPSI hope you have a Happy New Year and never need your gun!
    http://www.ctsafekids.org/Fact_Sheets/fact5.htm
  2. Yes! you are raising for value here...made or not...you're hand is huge. It's like flopping top pair, open ender and flush draw vs bottom two pair in omaha...you are TECHNICALLY behind...but ahead %wise.
    I dont think that was the hand they were discussing. It was the one that ran K high flush into A high flush on the river. Which FWIW I C/F 4th street. Betting will almost never get 54c to fold. He obv. has a low draw and possibly a flush draw in which case he has a monster hand.On 5th I would strongly consider folding as well, maybe not every time but a fold there would not have been bad. You are still drawing and there are already 2 of your hearts dead. You are only playing for at best the high half of the pot since WIDOW caught another low card and likely has a made low hand. You also have another player in the hand that is showing T58 and called with you still yet to act.
  3. pt special: from vegaspt special: this might seem a little weird but i could care less pt special: cause its too funny to not tellpt special: so i get done playin and i was around my buddies the entire time i was there and walk up to the room a cleanin the bathroom pt special: and my buddies were just about to go to the weight roompt special: the leave and im like alright im just gonna rub one outpt special: so i start and like 5 min later i see somethin out of the corner of my eye and the cleaning lady is staring at mewith the weirdest look she doesnt say anything and just turns around and walks outpt special: i havent laughed so hard in my life
    Im good for about 1.5min.......sometimes 2 min if Im lucky
  4. Wondering if anyone wants to do some skipaments. I got some beer and I'm bored. If enough interest, lets get it goingEdit: Forgot...Rules for Skipaments- Every hand one person MUST shove, and one person MUST call.- You cannot overcall, even if you find yourself holding AA after one person has called.- If it is shoved and folded to you in the BB with no other callers, you MUST call.- If it's folded to you in the SB without a shover - SB MUST shove, BB MUST call.- If a short stack is forced all in, one person may isolate with a shove - you cannot overcall even if short stacked and in the blinds yourself.- If two short stacks are forced all in, nobody else may participate in the hand.
    I could never play in one of these cause I would so fu.ck up the rules (not even on purpose).BTW how often do people mess these things up intentionally or not?
  5. gracias, havent read through this thread all the way, but are people posting parlays as well?was going to book this bet, but if anyone here wants to buy it without the juice that would work to4 Team Parlay, Falcons -2.5, Colts -1, Ravens -3, Eagles -3, $10 to win $120, standard if any push the bet moves down to 3 team parlay, etcRegular straight up betsColts -1, $20Falcons -2.5, $20Don't keep money on pokersites anymore, but can do paypal.
    Busto?
  6. Just had a great session playing $1/$2 limit 6 handed and want to pass on my profits before I donk it away playing $2/$4 HORSE again+$62.75 in 20 minutesI will stake one person a full $40 buy in to a 6 handed limit $1/$2 on pokerstarsTo qualify you must have less than 100 post, and play for 30 minutes and or until you make a $20 profit.Play ABC good poker and you should do well.Post your Pokerstars screen name, and a picture of a balloon or a cigarOh and people from Canada will probably not be accepted
    The best thing you have ever posted!
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