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This has happened to me once in my life. It was about 7 years ago, I was a broke student. I took the money and did not feel that guilty about at the time. I used the money as a small bankroll for a local 4-8 underground game.If you want to talk about karma, Ive had much more than the 500 I took from the guy taken from me. So this was an opportunity to help balance the equation.With age comes maturity and a bigger conscience. I feel bad about it these days but honestly I can not say for certain that I wouldn't do it today if put in the same situation. Instead of being a broke student now

God damn you are fat, like orca fat bitch. Eat twinkies much? Gotta love those bigmacs fatty. Why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and workout. Damn I hate fat whiny bitches. Maybe you could hump some of your piñatas, that should burn a few calories.

Jew kids arent really kids. that is what my mom taught me

wat, geek

I went on a date tonight and had a turtle head the entire night....kept itching.

try hitting her

I usually strangle the bitch if she doesnt swallow, i guess shooting her works also. A little messy though imo.

pigs dont sweat silly

I tilted last night got drunk and did a really ugly chic. Best sex of my life. **** pokerstars if they try to take that away.

[x] DN was not offerred 1% to sign with FT and is a little jealous and insulted that Clonie may have.[x] DN has gone ding bat crazy and is making things up and does not know all the facts but likes to think he does.[x] DN's ego has become Hellmuthian.[x] DN does not understand that just because something is bad for poker does not mean it cant be trumped by moral, legal, or ethical issues.[x] DN spews his mouth to much and without thinking.Whether or not this case has any merit is yet to be determined by the courts. But, the way DN has handled himself in regards to it is pretty absurd even by

"the man up and vanished like a fart in the wind""im gonna go pinch a loaf"or something like that

Not as good as some of the others but...This happenned just last weekend. I was at my brothers house for a family get together. He has a 1 year old or so. Anyway, I am standing to the side of the TV watching football when I let one go, silent of course as I am civilized. It was pretty rank.My nephew was sitting on the floor playing with his toys close to me. A couple of seconds after I let it slide my sister-in-law walks by and stops. Her face wrinkles and she says "Jackson, (my nephews' name) do you need to be changed" picks him up and checks him. He doesnt and I walk away trying not t

The numerous dicks that have been in your ass, sometimes 2 at a time?

The numerous dicks that have been in your ass, sometimes 2 at a time?

I gave a chick an alaskan pipeline once. She was a freak.

I believe orca is the pc term.

I call bullshit.

lol....that was good chrozzo. Jen.We call her BFJ when she is not around, as in Big fat Jen. I know I am a bad person.

I believe obese is the pc term.

From what Ive heard and from my own recent experience I think this is the standard rather than the exception. Its like they are trying to make up for their gross obesity.I have never had a chick tell me to come on her face until this rhino. Maybe fat chicks are the way to go. Plus, it is extremely likely that they are good cooks.

I agree my sex stories are nauseating. After atleast 20 drinks in your standards tend to lower. Her underwear no doubt could be used as a beach towel.I had never heard of "hoggin" till this thread. I will bring up with my friends next time we go out drinkin.Am I the only one who has done a fat chick....more pics please.

Phil is a golden god. Do not talk shit about him. He is the best poker player of all time, better than DN.

Walking corpse. If you did in fact do her did she break in half?

I got incredibly drunk a couple of nights ago and had sex with a really fat chick. Ive known her for awhile and she is quite the slut. I was out with a bunch of friends and she was there. She just kept feeding shots, drinks, beers, nonstop. All my friends left (weekday so everyone had to work in the morning) and we stayed so none of my buddies could keep it from happening.She totally took advantage of me and I only remember bits and peices of what happenned. The next morning was incredibly akward especially since I had to ride back with her to pick up my car I left at the bar. I kid you

meh, DN did Brandi (rip) so I would think he is not disgusted by such talk.