Ktiger48

i would enjoy seeing a movie based on the book "white man's grave" by richard dooling. it isnt a very well known book, but everyone here should check it out. it is really creepy and funny. it would make a crazy movie

i believe i came up with the best girl name out of anyone i know. my last name is johnson, and i convinced the meathole to let me name our daughter olivia newton. i just thought olivia newton johnson was too funny and am extremely proud of it

damn. ican't believe i didnt think of jack burton

when i moved into my apartment i had the same experience. i couldn't sit down until i went out and bought a real toilet seat. we need to get beans to chime in on this topic. He is the expert in all things regarding the toilet

I WANNA SHAVE YOUR HEAD!

I would have to go with Jack from Boogie Nights. You get to be rich, have super hot pornstars hanging around your house all day, have access to as much coke as you could ever want, and you would get to hang out with Dirk, Reed, Buck, and the rest of the gang.

i have gone about 24 before when i was up for over three days straight

i have a dog of this breed, and it is a really awesome dog, so i was happy to see this one win

i personally thought that 04 was much better. 06 is just plain sucks

a history of violence

i have an open challenge to anyone in the world for any amount of money that i can win a seven game series against them on that game if i have Cleveland

how could jessica simpson and her daisy dukes be nominated for worst couple? that movie was absolutely dreadful, but i feel pretty certain that jessica and her shorts were one of the best movie moments of the year

i am a complete tool, so i went ahead and got a phd in poli-sci. its a pretty useless major. now i am damned to a hell of whoring myself for tenure. if i could go back, i would probably try to become an astronaut

anybody that voted for wang has obviously never read bean's wsop trip reports.

since when is ac/dc in the same league as zeppelin?

i am dvd freak as well. i am a firm believer that nobody's dvd collection is completer without shaft in africa

i was really into lame karate movies when i was younger, and best of the best was one of my favorites. i got to meet chris in 2001 and he was an awesome guy. i will have to pour one out for him later. rip

came across this on the internet. i don't know if anybody remembers, but there was a lot of controversy surrounding a rap that was released by members of the miami hurricanes football team. i found a website where you can play it. it is absolutely hysterical and worth a listenEdit from Mod: Removed Link

i have always been a big fan of you beans. tonight you are on fire. keep up the good work

gremlins

i am not sure monetarily, but the value of his genius is beyond any number we can rationally think of. if there is any justice in the world, i would say he has at least 10 billion dollars

No weazin the juicesean astin. i am not going to lie, i have totally weazed the juice at a quik trip

creepy, i had sushi tonight too. i went with a few eel dishes

the weasel

It’s amazing: a couple pints of whiskey sour, and a couple hours of Goosebumps, and you start to think “outside the box”.i know what you mean. i remember that everytime i used to read a goosebump or two i would get the crazy idea that i could easily write books like this and make a ton of money. then, after the haze settled i would realize that rl stein is a genius beyond anything i could ever be and my idea of writing my own goosebumps type stuff would never work