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from everything i have heard, this is the last one they are planning with this cast apart from the wolverine spinoff

i cannot stand carlos mencia. does anyone else think he tries way too hard to be offensive and forgets to be funny? being a offensive and funny at the same time is awesome, but being offensive for its own sake and thinking offensive is inherently funny sucks.

My favorite comedians are the great one-liner comedians like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg. I also love the rambling stream of conscious of eddie izzard.I think my all time favorite comedy albums are Wright's "I have a pony", Izzard's "The Circle" (the part about the cafeteria on the Death Star is great), and Lewis Black's "Rules of Enragement"

damn. that was my answer. i guess i am pretty in awe of some drugs. i think it is totally crazy/awesome that someone figured out how to take coca plants and make it into a sniffable powder that is fun for the whole family

i love sushi. No real favorite dishes, because i eat just about everything. I do like pretty much anything with squid or tuna the most.

it would be fun to be the Pope for a day

To have sex with, I would probably say Jessica Biel. But, for marriage I would have to go for Oprah and her minge.

I have to agree with Suited Up. Bret Hart is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

i was in a bathroom once, and heard someone in the stall taking a huge, nasty dump. when i was at the sink washing my hands, the door opened up, and the Ultimate Warrior came walking out of the stall. Not really crazy, but a moment i dont think i will ever forget

i teach a few american-gov/poli-sci classes at creighton university and am working on the re-election campaign for our governor. i hope to get tenured sometime soon.

i am a huge fan of the scene in hustle & flow where ludacris gets his teeth kicked in. nothing against ludacris, i just liked that scene

also, the scene in Lost in Translation where he goes on the japanese talk show kills me everytime i watch it agreed. i never thought that the chick from son-in-law would grow up to be so hot

i can watch sin city over and over again. especially the story that focuses on Marv. Marv is the tits

i'll take greenstein to win this one

i once won a $100 bet for eating a package of oreos in less than five minutes. its a lot easier than it looks

i went to law school for a year before switching to poli-sci grad school. that makes me legal to practice law in seventeen states.

not a movie character, but i would really like to punch lisa simpson

i would punch the pregnant chick in Fargo

Walter SobchakJack HornerAxle FoleyDavid in The Lost BoysBodhiClemenza

i was always a fan of "cheats" that they use to play on hbo. easily the best movie involving a lawrence brother.on a side note, it was depressing to see how fat fulton reed got after his years with the mighty ducks

i would hate to hear this guy's opinion of shemales

i named a son after woodrow wilson, so i would probably say him

i think that the first teenage mutant ninja turtles was an underrated movie. they pretty much made the best possible movie that they could out of the ninja turtle concept, and i think that is important when validating its greatness

i have a pretty crazy combo. my mother was born and raised in argentina, my father is african american, and i was born in london/raised in San Antonio

i would agree that boondock saints is the most baffling cult hit movie i can think of (i just dont see the appeal).for overrated movies, i would throw these out there:American History XThe MatrixChicagoMillion Dollar BabySilence of the Lambsmany more, but those are ones that jump out to me right now