David_Sklansky

Classic case of manspreading.

See, Scram would loan you money just for the love of the game.

Re-thinking this, the judaism still makes sense here. While obviously a Jewish person would be very comfortable loaning out money, you would be much more comfortable, ethically and scripturally, loaning that money to Christians. Assuming you mostly know lawyers and other likeminded people, you wouldn't be loaning them or your family money.

And here I was suspecting you were a secret Jew.

'Gotz was amazing yesterday. The phlegm during the Burger King read, then and then having them sponsor a story about poop...it was art.

More like sandwich CON artist, am I right?

I was trying to determine if your view from Subway would be beautiful and mountainous or empty and terrible.

Christ that's a Winner.

East or West?

Certainly not for white people anyway.

Always figured you were black.

It's good to hear you talking like a Winner.

I like that Tilty -- in liking this post -- is consistent in his support of predatory lending.

It wouldn't bother them if the plans were to like go to the mall and get a pretzel or watch a Bluray on his couch or something. The plans need to be an invitation to the Playboy mansion or an all-expenses-paid ski trip with the cast of her favorite musical. Whatever it is, it was a promotional giveaway at the ballpark that day. Make sure they take off work, buy new clothes, etc. Then bring the hammer down.

I imagine me that way too.

Morning: Vyvance, a-bomb, two cups of coffee, weed. Grilled and ate a steelhead. Now I'm looking at some guy's tumblr, who photoshops dicks onto hot girls. This party is moving to the upstairs hammock.

You're demonstrating some great execution yourself, brother.

I'm just saying, you'll always be able find another excuse. But our days are finite. Don't waste them at Subway.

I assume you're partially trolling, but I also assume you really ate at Subway. You are doing a lot of stuff you're going to regret more than this shit down the line. You'll regret spending all your time working and watching TV. You'll regret not spending that time with friends, and you'll certainly regret not putting yourself out there more with women (or whatever gender(s) you'd ultimately decide were for you). But for some reason, the one that I find most offensive and repulsive is the way you eat. Every cold cut combo you choke down represents an experience you'll never live out. At least

Interesting.

I'll say this much: whatever you end up doing to these people, they were asking for it.

When the left went as far as letting black kids go to white schools, little church girls were murdered as part of the blowback. I can't even imagine what straight white men are going to do when we fix this whole bathroom thing. Whatever it is, you can bet it won't be included in Texan textbooks.

A hammock isn't a toy, it's a piece of leisure equipment, and thus should only be opperated by genuine people of leisure.

So the last few days I've been starting my morning off with a baselayer of vyvanse, and then mixing in a couple adderall throughout the day. It's a much better system, no downswings, better and more frequent euphoric peaks, and I feel much more motivated and productive than when I was just pounding A-bombs. I finally mustered the will to complete all these projects I've been putting off, like hanging all these hammocks. If I start to feel a little too focused, I just puff on a jazz cigarette and take a load off in a hammock. #hammockseason

I saw an interview with Gloria Steinem earlier this year, and it looked like she as still keeping it remarkably tight. I wouldn't hesitate. #thisiswhatafeministlookslike.