ChuckNorr!s

wow that is funny

gl, blame Chuck if you lose.

I did some cbet and yes I gave up when I got called.

Yesterday morning I got bored and decided that to mimic what Annette Obrestad did, I put a tape on my monitor so I wont have see my hands.Here are the guidelines that I followed playing this $6.50 no look 6 man sit n go.1.Fold to any raise, no matter how big and what position.2.Only play on LP and miniraise if no limpers.3.Limp when somebody else limps.4.Always bet when it get checks to me and check to the river if I get called and fold to any bet.So I did all of this and got lucky to get to a headsup situation and I just kept going all in and he must have folded a shitload of hands before he

well thank you, I'll take that as a complement, read my whole blog from the beginning and you'll see more original Chuck norris stuff, most are lame but hey I just got to try.

I know and that's all I'm trying to do

Darn I didn't know there's luck in Poker.

I saw Tiffany at Commerce Casino last year and she looks like a dude with her muscular built, I think she's doing a lot of body weights and she is not attractive, if she's standing near Kimberly Lansing you would think Tiffany is her Mom, that's how old looking she is.

ok you just won 1.4million and you live in South Korea, why not just stay in Vegas and take part on the Caesar's classic tournament? Aside for free buy in, what other funny reason you think ELky went to Budapest, Hungary instead of staying in Vegas?Maybe he find Annette Obrestad attractive and wants to bone her.

Why are we talking about Joe Sebok the donkey when we can talk about Elky my idol?this guy is good and Joe is no where near his caliber.Elky for President!!!!

nope K9 offsuit is not enough, its a donkey move, the guy aint BArry, but I respect your opinion.

if you don't see the mistake then you probably dont play poker.

Well the recipient of Joe Sebok's donkey move at Festa Al Lago tournament is none other than Bertrand "Elky" Grospellier, he won the whole thing, so after winning $1.4 million, the most logical next tournament to attend is the Caesar's Palace classic, nope he didn't do that, that would be too easy.Elky traveled to Hungary to play an EPT event, I guessed he got a free buy in on that event, why else he would travel more than 10 hrs.:duh:

Last night I was playing full ring 0.50/1.00 LHE at Fulltilt and having conversations with some of the players, we started with Sarah Palin, one guy wants to bang her. Then another player asked who among poker players I want to have threesome with and I said, Erica Shoenberg and Lacey Jones and another player said he's older so he prefers cougars like Jennifer Tilly and Kristy Gazes.Then out of the blue another player said something that caught us offguard, he said, "Hey guys I'm not gay but I would rather have a three some with Patrick Antonius and Eric Lingren than Kathy Liebert and Sabyl Co

really?, I thought he's gay coz when he showed his crib on TV I could swear I saw copies of Brokeback Mountain on his DVD collection.

wow you are good

I did not make the video but if you have a problem with it then I'm willing to meet you somewhere and pooopa on your face.

bwahahahaha, this is so funny, thanks for sharing.

I'm not sure if there's already a thread about Brandon's melt down at the WSOP, BRandon is an excellent poker player but he misread Craig Marquis on this one, see the video below,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WoE5DrVps

Went to Arena Sports Grill and Bar at the Commerce casino last night, downed a couple of rum and coke and walked to the Poker room. While waiting for an open seat at the $4/$8 LHE, they've announced an new table for $40 NL and they need players, so I grabbed a seat on that table.First hand, folded to me at MP, got pocket 6's, I raised the pot 3X the blinds, cutoff went all-in, button went all in too, SB folded but BB went all in too, I know I'm getting the odds but I still have 17BB so I folded. They opened their cards, cutoff has AK offsuit, button has Pocket 5's(wow), and BB has A9 offsuit(w

Went to Arena Sports Grill and Bar at the Commerce casino last night, downed a couple of rum and coke and walked to the Poker room. While waiting for an open seat at the $4/$8 LHE, they've announced an new table for $40 NL and they need players, so I grabbed a seat on that table.First hand, folded to me at MP, got pocket 6's, I raised the pot 3X the blinds, cutoff went all-in, button went all in too, SB folded but BB went all in too, I know I'm getting the odds but I still have 17BB so I folded. They opened their cards, cutoff has AK offsuit, button has Pocket 5's(wow), and BB has A9 offsuit(w

Hey guys I updated my blog

bro just read my blog and you'll know who I am, I dont know what the big deal is, see my sig.

shorthanded Limit hold is where the money is, try the .50/1.0 at both fulltilt and stars.

thank you, I appreciate that, I know, the song is catchy.