ChuckNorr!s

that is very funny, I've seen him on that show smokin gun and he looks like a corpse.

who they gonna cast as bob Stupak?

congratz vtlaxer09, you're a big stud, and ur blog is amazing

this could be good, especially if they cast Verne Troyer as DAniel Negraneau and Rupaul as Ellix Powers.

chuck does not get steak, he butchers!!!!gl peeps, I suck at donkaments so I will not even try.

I'm just trying to make you smile buddy,here's another one,at the Hilton, they have hired a Barry Manilow look alike to take over the show, apparently Barry is too expensive, so they hired another gay guy and his name is Clay Aiken.

Got this info from a Las Vegas newspaper,Bellagio, to save money on the water shows, they connected all sewers to the fountain so they can use customer's urine and spit for the water show, so yall better change your clothes if you get wet from this show.

thanks bro, Barack had inspired me to open up on this forum, believe it or not, I'm really engaged, whether yall like it or not we are family now. we are individuals with different opinions, things could be funny to some but not to others, and I like to thanks everybody for their honesty, I admit some of my jokes are deep and can only be enjoyed by a thinking person and I also admit that some it are lame. I lot of peeps from other forum have ship me money on my stars account because they said that they lol'd so much and that inspired me even further to make more hit and miss jokes.

what ever you want big daddy, I'll give it to you, yeah. my blog centers around my main man Chuck Norris and poker, I also put hand histories of my poker sessions, thanks bro.

ok, well how about if I send you a collectors DVD copy of Brokeback Mountain? is that going to quench your thirst for gayness?

Well last nightI hurried home so I can watch the Houston Rockets/Yao Ming(he's so sexy), so I grabbed the remote and there's a jewelry ring taped on it, and as soon as I removed the tape, my girlfriend came out of no where and went down on her knees and said, "Will you marry me?"I paused for a moment and said yes, but my poker conscience has a question, so I said, "But please let me play poker while we're married ok?", and she said yes too, so its like we both proposed to one another, how weird is that.Anyway, she's loaded and I see the word bankroll on her forehead, I mentioned that to her an

no wonder they ship me money to buy new music, I was playing David HAsslehoff music while playing sit n go and they emailed me saying that that is not allowed when playing at Pokerstars.

I'm playing the Limit

ok lock it up, majority says its not funny, thanks anyway guys.

I'm not in, I'm working on my jokes and they are sending me to Afghanistan to kill this damn Taliban extremists.

bwahaha, u are so funny my friend, he actually only like one line, this is his message to me,"Las Vegas whore Companies" - classic and funny, just for that I shipped u $6.

thanks, I already seen this, also thank you to crunch for shipping me $6 on my stars account, apparently he liked my jokes.

I know its kind a lame, tough crowd today.

lmao

As yall know the economy is not doing good so there are massive layoffs in Las VEgas and these are some of the cutbacks we heard.-at the MGM, they fired all the Lion feeders and will instead just use some of their poker dealers to feed these Lions, goodluck with that.-at the Hilton, they have hired a Barry Manilow look alike to take over the show, apparently Barry is too expensive, so they hired another gay guy and his name is Clay Aiken.-at the Bellagio, to save money on the water shows, they connected all sewers to the fountain so they can use customer's urine and spit for the water show, so

I know shanoon is hot but seeing Todd naked is going to ruin the whole thing, dont you think? ask Jennifer Harman she'll tell you.

Is it true that Shannon Elizabeth bang Todd Brunson a couple of times to get free big buy ins from Doyle's room? that is one sex video I dont want to see.

I was not lost, I used my sixth sense , well I didn't do a lot of limping and the sit n go was over in less than 20 minutes, one time I limp I was on the button, it was checked to me and I bet and they folded but I know what you mean.

The other day I was browsing other poker forums and saw how Joe Sebok apologized for making a crucial mistake during the tournament, everybody was quick to tell him that he don't need to apologize and it was one of those things he needs to do.Well I decided to play the devil's advocate and posted something like this, "Well Joe Sebok is just reenforcing what we already know about him, he chokes and let his ego control his game during the end part of tournaments, he plays excellent in the begginning then ruin everything by playing stupid hands when it matters. The guy does not know how to finish

thanks for sharing, MTT is even harder, I mean I only have to go against 5 opponents, yo da man bro.