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Man being, sort of stranded with her, not a bad gig if you can get it.I stopped watching Survivor after the 2nd season, so I didn't recognize her.
She got voted off of Survivor last night. Those dykes got rid of her instead of some old ugly fat ass chick. Stupid gay guys, if they were straight they would have kept Morgan(chick in the picture) to keep the hot chick around.
You love us underessing her with our eyes!If and I say if she is your real as opposed to your imaginary girlfriend, you are one lucky man indeed!Me thinks she is not though and you just cut her out of Glamour magazine!Okay I need to go back to the whole undressing thing!
That's not the one I sent, my other one deserves to win. It's golden.She's my girlfriend dude, stop undressing her with your eyes.
Uhhh no, your not!But I love the avatar, who is she?"With the nutz, you can win anything" Picture of hot girl.I'm the winner, give me the money. -
Yeah she?' date=' is one scary looking woman![/quote']I went easy on her, I usually make cow references when talking about her.Please, I enjoy a good steak.You are giving cow's a bad name and image, and that, I don't appreciate!!"Gobble Gobble. Cluck cluck""Kathy' date=' shut the f[i'][/i]uck up!!!"
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You love us underessing her with our eyes!If and I say if she is your real as opposed to your imaginary girlfriend, you are one lucky man indeed!Me thinks she is not though and you just cut her out of Glamour magazine!Okay I need to go back to the whole undressing thing!
That's not the one I sent, my other one deserves to win. It's golden.She's my girlfriend dude, stop undressing her with your eyes.
Uhhh no, your not!But I love the avatar, who is she?"With the nutz, you can win anything" Picture of hot girl.I'm the winner, give me the money. -
ROFLMAO!!DNA waaaay too much time on your hands, my man!Very nice though!Here you go, send me my money.... -
Uhhh no, your not!But I love the avatar, who is she?"With the nutz, you can win anything" Picture of hot girl.I'm the winner, give me the money. -
"Gobble Gobble. Cluck cluck""Kathy, shut the fuck up!!!"Yeah she?, is one scary looking woman!
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You catch, lucky card, I do a Jesus on you, Hi Yahh!King of Diamonds flys across the room decapitating 3 women at the same time, but the card bounces off of Kathy Liebert's Turkey Gullet!
That would rock, believe me, believe me You're just lucky.
Come on that was some funny shit last year!!They all looked like they were going to go all Kung Fu on each other.Either that or one of them was going to pull a Chris "Jesus" Ferguson with a playing card and decapitate one of the offending players.I don't want to watch a bunch of Korean ladies argueing about who had who beat at the flop.I mean...you..catch...cards...now.
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I am playing the $500 +50 NL event tomorrow for sure, anyone else plan to make the trek to Atlantic City to play in this event tomorrow?I believe you start with $3k in chips which doesn't give you as much room to maneuver, especially with Ante's kicking in at the 3rd level, but should be fun nonetheless.
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If you had put Ron and Royal with a virgin you would be up to about 12 pages by now.Man what a complete dumb Motherfucker you are!Geeze get it right.Oh yeah and Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D-Day is the best character in Animal House!Alright...well I feel officially welcomed. Thanks everybody for making it everything I hoped it would be. I look forward to many learning experiences, and a whole lot of good times with you all. I will try and make you all proud!And by the way, I knew I could get this post up to two pages by putting the word virgin in the title.Jay
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Come on that was some funny shit last year!!They all looked like they were going to go all Kung Fu on each other.Either that or one of them was going to pull a Chris "Jesus" Ferguson with a playing card and decapitate one of the offending players.I don't want to watch a bunch of Korean ladies argueing about who had who beat at the flop. -
Thanks for the info. Great description, you will be very easy to spot!I am between 2 foot 3 and 7 foot 9, etc. etc. blah blah.You cannot use a Visa, I took care the money situation so it won't be an issue.Yes I was almost certain you would need a Taj card which I had at one point, but who the hell knows where that is since it has been eons since I have been at the Taj.I am going to try and call today to see if they can reactivate it and have it ready for me tonight. If not I will deal with it when I get there.I will be there no later than 8:00 pm tonight.Good luck.Staff are prepared to handle up to 1,000 (I think it will be closer to the 600-800 range).Registration starts at 9 a.m. for an 11 a.m. start.(You can also register one day ahead...so if you can get down there tonight, I'd take advantage of that option. Unless of course you register for the $10,000 buy in...you can sign up any time you like. A bit frustrating.)I played the LH tourney on Monday. Official count was 344. I wasn't able to get to the Taj until 10 a.m., so the line was out the door and down the hallway (about 80 people--only waited 10-15 min).Not sure about the Visa option but make sure you have an active Taj card, otherwise you can't register. I can't tell you how many people got to the front of the line and had to go across the room to sign up for a Taj card.FYI--the sign up for the Taj card is to the left of the simulcast/keno area (adjacent to the poker room). Taj card services open at 9 a.m. (get there before the line starts or you could be in for a 45 min to an hour wait). You will need basic ID (driver's lic.) to sign up and receive tournament winnings.As for the cash games, they have some tables set aside to keep the action going. Once tournament tables break, they waste no time setting up new games. Best bet is to get on the board early. On Monday, the board was full before the tourney even started. By 2 p.m./3 p.m. the wait wasn't too bad (depending on the game).Other info (as it was given to me by tournament staff)Friday, September, 23, 2005NLHT $300 +40Starting chips: 3,000Levels: 40 minutesAntes kick in on level 3.Using the same structure as their daily tournaments (so, 3,000 chips looks a little light, I'll pray to the poker gods and hope for 5,000 starting chips or a slower structure). 8) See ya there.(BTW, I'm between 100-350 lbs., have grayish-brown/black-sandy blond hair, tons to little facial hair, will be wearing a shirt of some kind...oh, and I'll be the one saying "raise.") -
Well I am glad that I am still full from lunch, cause I don't think I can eat dinner now, thanks!Wait I think I threw up a little in my mouth!
And it smells like moldy vaginal secretions.I smell collusion. -
This is how sad my life has become, I actually registered and posted on one of those romance novel sites to see if I could find out Smasharoo's secret identity and I think one of the responses must have been from him, since it is completely wrong!Other then that romance board thing, it is pretty much all FCP, baby!
so right, I don't have the time or the stomach to develop this image to a bunch of new people. I don't even post on any other forums. I'm monogamist.I miss you busting out early in the Neg O JayWeb.Turning 30, I do suck at this game..Mexico, You aren't leaving. -
I can hear a chorus of "Can you feel the love" coming on any second.Nice to see the mods have not yet moved this!I was busy making my AC plans for tomorrow and am pleasantly surprised to see it's still here.Well time to get ready for my daughter's parent/teacher whatsit.Happy almost B-Day all.Okay so you have a King, and a Queen and they look really nice together and you have a feeling, so do you go all in, blah, blah, blah.
*Gasp* That's me! Thank you so much! You don't know how much i appreciate this!
So far so good, post is alive, alive I tell you.Oh yeah Poker.So say you have 2 cards, any 2 cards and someone bets, etc. etc. etc. What do you do?Okay Happy almost B-Day to Miss Idaho and anyone else having a B-day within say the next year or so!!thank youi definitely would fold
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Really very cool.I am going for sure tomorrow afternoon, so hopefully I can have some good luck!I plan to play the event on Saturday.Does anyone know if you can use a Visa to register for the Tourney? My bank is in PA and I work in NJ, so I won't be able to withdraw from the ATM enough to buy in plus play ring games.I don't want to have to drive back to PA to the bank, so if I can use a Visa for the tournament entry that would work just great.I know in CA when I played the tournaments you could use the Visa to buy in.Otherwise I may just have to make a damn drive during the day tomorrow back to PA to get more dough.ThanksI was a bit surprised to see that TJ is here in Jersey this early in the week for the $300 events, he finished 10th in the O8B yesterday. -
Royal,I sent in my money, but I want a refund.The Tin Foil hat is defective.I am still hearing those voices!
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So far so good, post is alive, alive I tell you.Oh yeah Poker.So say you have 2 cards, any 2 cards and someone bets, etc. etc. etc. What do you do?Okay Happy almost B-Day to Miss Idaho and anyone else having a B-day within say the next year or so!!thank youi definitely would fold
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That's gold, Jerry gold!!!No soup for you!!damn spam thread got locked after i typed all this. so i cant let it go to wasteHave you ever wanted to make extra money?. .well sure we all do, but having problems trying to get ahead?Cant afford to go back to school?, Not much extra time to get out of the house?well train at home in this new special career, the Royal Tour ultimate poker making millions special offer for those who want to make more money but dont know how.Its 3 easy steps. I've sold this product to millions and they all swear by it. all you do is send me 29.99 to get started. We run through various analysist questions to discover what type of person you ARE!., we then set u up on a special internet connected program. Now heres the amazing part, "we will set up a online poker account, for you to play poker online!!".. I know what you're thinkin. "But Royal, i cant play poker". thats ok my friend. With my special package deal, we throw in a tin foil hat, smash's NL strategy for idiots, and a FCP membership for all your bad beats. Now your thinking. But royal. how can all of this only cost 29.99??. well thats simple again.. Because its all free morons., thats right, i'm charging you for nothing, P.S. i'm saving this and starting a webpage, this is a gold mine, -
Oh yeah sorry, it is a Poker forum.Okay so say I have King, King and then we find out that it is almost Miss Idaho's Birthday, what do we do.Wish her a HAPPY (keep your thread alive as long as possible) almost Birthday, that's what we do!!!Oh yeah and raise, or fold cause we are sure the other guy has Aces, or has 2's and will flop a 2, or call, or some such crap.Fold/raise is the only option from my point of view. -
Oh yeah!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY Miss IdahoThere she has her thread back again, dammit. It's her almost Birthday!!!Hey everybody it's almost Miss Idaho's birthday!!!!I just wanted to give her' date=' her thread back[/b'] and let's see how long it takes the mods to move this to Off-Topic.Happy Birthday Miss Idaho!!!!Looking at the direction of this thread...you failed miserably -
Slow played, hmmf!I bet the minimum, what cha' talkin' bout' Willis!!
You will be cracked because you slow played them.:)RayOkay say I have 2 Aces, blah, blah, blah. -
Hey I put Poker in the subject line!!Okay say I have 2 Aces, blah, blah, blah.You should have made some obscure Poker reference. Then it wouldn't be moved because it's poker related. :-) -
Especially if there is some FYP involved.Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, a Nod is as good as Wink to a blind man! :twisted:Poker?I would!Ray -
Hey everybody it's almost Miss Idaho's birthday!!!!I just wanted to give her, her thread back and let's see how long it takes the mods to move this to Off-Topic.Happy Birthday Miss Idaho!!!!
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